Redneck Birth Control  

BrbDoll 57F
1419 posts
9/11/2006 7:10 pm

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12/11/2006 11:08 am

Redneck Birth Control

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough little hillbillies, as they could not afford a larger bed. The husband went to his veterinarian (of course) and told him that he and his cousin-wife didn't want to have any more children and asked what could be done. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem, but it was expensive. "A less costly alternative is to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The Alabaman said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can and holding it next to my ear and counting to 10 is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can to his ear and began to count... "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.

rm_solitoode 51M

9/11/2006 7:39 pm

The funny thing is: it is probably true! lol!

SpaceRangerNJ 56M
4687 posts
9/11/2006 8:57 pm

Now I did not see that one coming. And I guess he didn't and now won't.

RockPebble 70M
2493 posts
9/14/2006 8:47 am

That's one way to handle the problem.

SirMounts 103M

12/10/2006 10:35 am

That one is absolutely hysterical!!!
*still laughing*

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