Real Life Cyber Sex 8  

BloodNinja1911 107M
54 posts
1/28/2006 9:47 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Real Life Cyber Sex 8

bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: : OK, but don't tell anybody
DirtyKate: : Who are you?
bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my BMW.
DirtyKate: : You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: : Haha! OK
DirtyKate: : Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: : I want everything, baby!
bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: : Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: : So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
DirtyKate: : I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
DirtyKate: : So you're at my front door now.
bloodninja: How did you know?
bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: : Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: : Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstasy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: : What the f**k?
DirtyKate: : You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate: : F**k

spinmedown 50M
3626 posts
1/30/2006 12:31 am


Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

Transblucency 45M

3/19/2006 6:38 pm

This shared moment of tenderness made me laugh. However, I will never order pizza again.

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