THE MAADAM!  

BlondieEuro 54F
126 posts
7/23/2006 2:41 am

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11/26/2006 6:34 pm

THE MAADAM!


THE MADAM WAS EXPERIENCING HARD TIMES
AND BEGAN LOOSING CUSTOMERS, AND MONEY.

FINALLY IN AN EFFORT TO SAVE THE HOUSE
SHE DECIDED TO REPLACE HER GIRLS WITH
INFLATABLE DOLLS.

THE FIRST EVENING, TWO DRUNKS STUMBLED
IN, PAID THEIR MONEY AND WENT UPSTAIRS.

A HALF AND HOUR LATER THEY CAME DOWN
AND WENT TO THE BAR NEXT DOOR, TO
COMPARE NOTES.

THEY SAT THERE STARING WITH BLURRED
VISION, AT EACH OTHER, AND AFTER A
FEW MINUTES - THE FIRST DRUNK SAID
"I THINK MINE WAS DEAD!"

"DEAD?" ASKED THE SECOND DRUNK?
"HOW COULD YOU THINK SHE WAS DEAD?"

"WELL," SAID THE FIRST DRUNK "SHE
DIDN'T TALK, DIDN'T MOVE, AND SHE
DIDN'T DO ANYTHING."

HMMMM

THEY SAT THERE A FEW MOMENTS, AND THEN
THE SECOND DRUNK SAID "WELL,I THINK
MINE WAS A WITCH!"

"A WITCH? HOW COME?"
ASKED THE FIRST DRUNK.

"WELL" HE SAID "WHEN I LEANED OVER
TO NIBBLE HER BREASTS, SHE SUDDENLY
LET OUT A LONG, LOUD FART, AND FLEW
OUT THE WINDOW!"

TRUELY HALLARIOUS!

rm_tregold 37M

8/16/2006 11:46 pm

funny


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