HOW NOT TO GET LAID IN TEN EASY LESSONS  

BlondieEuro 54F
126 posts
5/24/2006 9:46 pm

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6/1/2006 11:39 pm

HOW NOT TO GET LAID IN TEN EASY LESSONS


1. TAKE A WEEK TO ANSWER HER EMAILS.

2. THROW YOUR PHONE NUMBER STRAIGHT AT HER WITHOUT ANY CONTACT BEFORE HAND.

3. RAVE ON ABOUT YOURSELF, AND ALL THE OTHERS YOURVE MET.

4. AS SOON AS YOU MAKE CONTACT WITH HER HASSLE HER TO WEBCAM, WITHOUT BEING INTERESTED IN GETTING TO KNOW HER.

5. EXPECT HER TO SUPPLY THE VENUE FOR YOUR INTERLUDE.

6. START EBING RUDE TO HER (I.E. YOU LIKE FUCKING) BEFORE YOU HAVE GIVEN HER TIME TO GET TO LIKE YOU.

7. WHEN YOU MEET HER EXPECT HER TO BUY HER OWN COFFEE.

8. ASK HER IF SHE HAS A FRIEND TO JOIN IN STRAIGHT AWAY.

9. TURN UP FOR COFFEE IN YOUR WORK CLOTHES (UNLESS WELL DRESSED FOR WORK) NO TRACKYDACKS.

10. GET PUSHY ABOUT GOING STRAIGHT TO HER PLACE WITHOUT BEING INTERESTED IN GETTING TO KNOW HER AT ALL.

THE GOLDEN RULE I:- DONT GET PUSHY IF SHE LIKES YOU YOUR IN LIKE FLYNN.

Shelly_Marie 45F

5/24/2006 10:47 pm

I can agree with these 100% too...


puntachueca 107M

5/26/2006 6:22 am

From first hand experience I can add one more item to the list of how not to get laid...be 60.


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