Ode to Odd: The Dayum Dame!  

BlogginKat 44M
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3/30/2006 7:35 am

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3/31/2006 5:29 am

Ode to Odd: The Dayum Dame!

So O.G., I probably caught you by surprise with the title.


Just reading the plethora of back blog entries you've accumulated, and in doing so, have been smitten by you and your 'charms'.

No, really.

If I could put life here on hold, I would hop a plane to the Big Easy (what's left of her) and enjoy a week in warmer weather. Maybe the week of 4-20? *wink*

Of course we'd have to at least have dinner, duh.

Then I'd have to show you the amazing things I can do with my tongue (no, really, it's not a come on line! ). We could compare our mutant, double, pinky-toe-nails.

You could take me on a tour of the city. Show me the high water marks, your old apartments, where Ann Rice used to live.

Then, and I'm going by assumption alone, I would have to just sit and listen to you talk about anything. From your writing, I'm betting you have the greatest accent. Southern drawl with that wonderful French LA twist.

I lust for women with accents.

A sweet little girl (really, don't kill me. She was 19) from Atlanta almost made me go before. You've got more piss and vinegar in ya, and you write better as well! Besides, you're about spinner sized! Dayum!

If you don't have an accent, don't tell me. I don't want to know, it won't matter anyway. In my mind you have one. And since you confessed to having a dirty little mouth in bed, I've got this endless loop of French-Cajun sexual profanity spilling through my little brain like hurricane Katrina through... oh... oops... shit... sorry. (removes foot from mouth, head from ass. Ahh, so much better...).

So, survival training? Second date, maybe?
-grinning like the Cheshire Fucking Cat-

~={ !

An Elvis fan ta boot! Really like him? Or just listen when he's on the radio? I'm borderline myself. That's some good music, there. I made the cross over with Frank and Deano last year. Ain't that a kick in the head?

Ok, so I had a smoke, somebody spoke and I went into a dream. No, just a bit off subject, which ... was... umm... (scrolling back... umm...) not really anything.

Just that you're cool.

I like a lot of things about you.

Don't like the fact that there is what, 1000 miles or so between us, but what are we gonna do? Fly in every weekend on my personal jet?
I don't think so. It's getting fixed right now and besides, you think unleaded is friggin costly?.?.?.

So as I bow and worship to your female lovely oddness, think sweet of me and know that someone out there would really like to make you as hot and bothered as a New Orleans eve in August.

It's me, silly.


P.S. I hear the sky is violet at twilight in your fair city. Is this true? Would love to see that.

rm_AnOddGirl 58F
3469 posts
3/30/2006 11:28 pm

Why thank you sirrah for all the kind words! It is enough to make a girl blush.
Dayum, I hate that your jet is out of commission.

Where the hell is Bettendorf, Iowa anyway. Near Bedford Falls?


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