You have to love Yager  

BigandSexy3668 50F
54 posts
4/15/2006 8:25 am

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4/18/2006 9:16 am

You have to love Yager

Shhhhhhhhhhh I have a Hangover Headache...Ok decided to go out and went to Shenanegans for the first time..Great Bar.. they play my kind of music not just that hip hop stuff...Danced way to much..Drank even more..was doing pretty good till the Yager Bomb Special...lol I think we were the last ones to leave the parking lot..lol
A woman went to a pet shop and spotted a large beautiful parrot. The
sign on the cage said $50.

"Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner.

He looked at her and said, "Look. I should tell you that this bird
used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes says some
pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this and decided she had to have the bird
anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in the living
room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the
room, then at her and said "New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked by the implication, but then thought,
"That's not so bad."

When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them
and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and their mother were a bit offended but then began to
laugh about the situation.

Shortly after, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work. The
bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."



rm_just_me63901 44M
122 posts
4/17/2006 9:37 pm

Ya think somebody's in trouble?


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