TGIF Party Time  

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4/14/2006 12:27 pm

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4/14/2006 1:46 pm

TGIF Party Time

Hey T.G.I.F. yayyyyyy!!! Everyone have a great weekend...

A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water.

His horse has already died of thirst.

He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath - when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.

He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case.

He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie.

She is wearing an IRS ID badge and a dull gray dress.

There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.

"Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I work. You have three wishes."

"I'm not falling for this", said the cowboy. "I'm not going to trust an IRS genie."

She smiled and said, "What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!"

The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right.

He said, "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink."


The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

The genie said, "OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."

"My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams."


The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.

The genie said, "OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"

After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... "I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."


He turned into a tampon.

The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a string attached

I sit patiently watching you squirm

writhing beneath each stroke of my deft fingertips

as the moments pass I see your expression change

biting your lower lip in immeasureable pleasure

or is it sublime pain?

smirking as I tease you, knowing you want more

Cruelly caressing, scrutinizing each whimper,

listening as your discomfort grows

I can tell by your broken gasps, the way your lips part

that you want to let go, but I'm not going to let you

for you are within My control. Be silent in your suffering,

don't you dare speak. Close your eyes, try to show some restraint,

I'll push harder, until at last I've wrenched the

SCREAM from your soul--the desire within.

Shaking all over, your body trembles

I smooth your hair, while you cry softly,

slyly I smile, touching your back

oh honey, I knew how you'd react

now it's time to begin yet once more

although this time, I won't be NEARLY

as merciful as before.

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