Just Another Saturday  

BigandSexy3668 50F
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4/22/2006 7:09 am

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4/23/2006 11:01 am

Just Another Saturday

Well Sorry it's been awhile been dealing with some stuff here... but it's over and I know that I'm a good person and that there's nothing wrong with me, even though some people might of made me think so. I hate when you meet someone that makes you doubt who you are. That deep down the problem lives in their ownself and not in you.

On a somewhat happier note my oldest daughter told me I was going to be a grandma...ok I think I'm too young to be a granny but hey what a sexy one I'll be huh?

Nothing planned for tonight might see a friend later if we agree on a time..lol..........
Its 9 am on a saturday and as soon as I get done I'm going back to bed anyone wanna join me?

Ok all heres my joke for today I know you love them:

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

This couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places the guys hand onto her pussy. "Put your finger in me..." she asks him. So he does without hesitation, as she starts moaning. "Put two fingers in...", she says. So in goes another one. She's really starting to get worked up when she says, "Put your whole hand in!". The guy's like, "Ok!". So he has his entire hand in, when she says moaning aloud "Put both your hands inside of me!!!". So the guy puts both of his hands in! "Now clap your hands..." commands the girl. "I can't", says the guy. The girl looks at him and says "See, I told you I had a tight pussy!".



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