lesson learned  

BigDnMO 47M
61 posts
7/26/2006 5:56 am

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8/21/2008 1:23 pm

lesson learned

yesterday, when i was at a friends house, his 14 year old son challenged me to a 100 yard dash. now i havent done any running to speak of since i left the army and i was wearing work boots and blue jeans. needless to say, i wasnt in the optimum condition to race a kid almost a third my age but being Mr. BigStuff, i did.
today, i am regretting it. i blew out my knee and it freakin hurts. i won but it wasnt worth it. word to the wiser, do not race kids unless you are in shape for it. it hurts. even if you win, it hurts. and yes id like some cheese with this whine.
so today im gonna sit in my recliner and read while i grimace and moan to no one about my bum leg.
do crowded elevators smell different to midgets?
people who eat right and exercise are gonna feel really stupid one day, lying in a hospital dying from nothing.
why is it so hard for women to find men who are caring, sensitive and good-looking? cause those men already have boyfriends.
know how to tell if you're truly ugly? your dog humps your leg with its eyes closed.
know why men find it difficult to make eye contact? cause boobs dont have eyes. duh
ONE MORE- know what you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? a stick.
Good night folks!!!

tracy_de_lacy 106F
9268 posts
7/26/2006 6:18 am

That's what ya get for not letting the kid win

Bye everyone, it was a blast

BigDnMO 47M

7/26/2006 6:38 am

amen sister. amen

2943 posts
7/26/2006 6:58 am

Great blog...you're very funny!
Sorry about your knee...that bites. Damn kids!lol

Hey...is that Bob the Viagra Guy!?

Well...nothing left to say...but enjoy the recliner!


BigDnMO 47M

7/26/2006 7:37 am

yeah its bob. bob has it goin on.

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