Six Stupid-Ass Things About Me  

BenefitsFriend69 58M/61F
1008 posts
3/29/2006 4:11 pm

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Six Stupid-Ass Things About Me

Okay okay LOL

1. I wanna have really long hair like I did when I was a teenager.

2. I often wonder what the hell I'm doing here. Where did I come from? Where will I go when I die?

3. I'm a flaming liberal in a city full of right-wing Christains and military and families. But ya know what? None of them have really bugged me.

4. I fuckin love Taco Bell burrito supremes and McDonalds burgers and fries. So sue my unhealthy ass.. But I really consider myself a healthy guy.

5. I've read pretty much every self-help and motivation author out there. They are all saying the same thing. And I fell stupid for giving them my money. They helped themselves now haven't they?

6. Thinking about shaving my head and growing a goatee and piercing a buncha stuff and tat-in my ass. Na....

barbiebunny 37F
5597 posts
3/29/2006 4:25 pm

lololol ud never get a tat..identifyable marking..Glad yer back!! xoxox

Its good to be...ME

BenefitsFriend69 replies on 3/30/2006 10:05 am:
Not even a bunny rabbit tat??

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
3/29/2006 4:43 pm

3. Thats still scary *shudder*

BenefitsFriend69 replies on 3/30/2006 10:05 am:
Yeah saint. I hide from them, they scare me...

Transblucency 45M

3/29/2006 10:55 pm

>3. I'm a flaming liberal in a city full of right-wing Christains and military and families. But ya know what? None of them have really bugged me.

Yeah, if anything, Col Springs appears to be filled with prevert hotties, if the new members photos is anything to by. It seems strangely disporportionate compared to the size of the town. I expect it must be a side effect of the sinister rituals performed up at the Focus on the Family compound. The natives are restless.

BenefitsFriend69 replies on 3/30/2006 10:11 am:
I think you're right trans. And, as much as I hate to say it, all those guys off fighting a war (bless their hearts) with the women left behind. I've had offers, sigh...

My best buddy and his wife had sex in the Focus on the Family (which we affectionatelly call Focus on the Fanny) parking lot during their honeymoon. Now that's what I call worship!

norprin5 56M

3/30/2006 5:26 pm

1. i'm currently working on that very thing

3. continued good luck with that!

6. don't shave the head: worst mistake i ever made

King Nor XVIII

BenefitsFriend69 replies on 3/31/2006 9:25 am:
Thanks for the advise my friend. What, did ya cut your head? Or find some live animials livin there? lol

warmandsexy52 65M
13164 posts
4/1/2006 10:54 am

1. I'd like to grow my hair long, but then it gets all crazy and unmanageable so I get it cut ... and back to square 1.

2. I used to wonder. Now I'm along for the ride and spend more time looking at the view.

3. I guess like you being liberal makes it a little easier to put up with bigots than the other way round.

4. I never had Taco Bells before I came over to the States recently. Now I understand the addiction.

5. I figured that a long time ago. If self-help books are so good why do the same people keep on buying them?

6. My partner has threatened me that if I shave my head there's no sex until my hair reaches a certain length again. No kidding. And I'm not willing to test the proposition.

BenefitsFriend69 replies on 4/2/2006 3:28 pm:
Warm, what, no tattoos??

Hope your partner doesn't mind shaving in other areas.

I see a lot of shaved heads around these days. If I weren't so lucky as to still have a full head, I'd probably go that route. Some women actually find it sexy. Or so I've heard...

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