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BenefitsFriend69 58M/61F
1008 posts
8/29/2005 1:41 pm

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The Zen Buddhists talk a lot about acceptance. We spend a lot of time in life struggling against things we cannot change, or that are very difficult to change. When it comes to this funky bizarre fascinating forum for human sexual and social intercourse, I see a lot of struggle. Here are a few of BF69’s observations regarding how we WANT it to be versus how it REALLY is. Take the satire with a grain of salt, please, it’s not directed at anyone individually.

WHAT I WANT AS A GUY ON AdultFriendFinder:

1. I want the ratio of men to women to be at least close to 1:1, so I don’t have to do so much work. Hell, how about 15 women to each man?

2. I want to put up a sexy picture and get a hundred emails from women and couples wanting to fuck me, so I can pick the finest of the bunch for my pleasure and make the rest wait in line. If I get to them, I get to them. If not, tough tittie.

3. I want to put my web cam on for 10 minutes, flash my dick, and get another 100 emails telling my how sexy I am.

4. I want to have so much email in my box that I can’t even respond.

5. I want to have so many women available that I can take my choice of which women I will respond to, or cam with, or fuck, or whatever else I want or don’t want, and when. Or not, at my discretion.

6. Even though I’m straight, I want to look at other guys’ profiles out of curiosity and for pointers, and not see proud dicks sticking up in my face.

7. When I write to a woman, I want her to write me back, even if she has no interest in me.

8. Since I am courteous, I want courtesy back.

9. Hell I paid for this shit, and most of the women didn’t, where’s my action?!?!

10. Oh yeah, and I want her to bring along a sexy bi woman when we meet, and have them both have sex while I watch and fuck them myself.

GUESS WHAT? That is not how it IS here.

WHAT I WANT AS A WOMAN ON AdultFriendFinder:

1. Even though I may be married, I want a lover that is honest, sexy, attractive, kind, passionate, intimate, not-a-player, not-a-one-night-stand, loyal to me, intelligent, articulate, caring and considerate, whether it is for sex or just friendship, online or off.

2. If we have mind blowing, earth rocking, toe curling, bed breaking, clothes ripping off, hot, sweaty, nasty, raw sex (stolen from ruready4adark1 thanks ru lol), I want him to call, write, pay attention, send me flowers, see me again and treat me just like my husband doesn’t. With complete discretion of course.

3. Or, at MY discretion, I want him to go away so I can move on to the next one on the list or just not bother with him anymore.

4. I want all the men who write to me to fall into this category so I don’t have to sift through a bunch of dick pics and players and rude assholes.

5. And if I’m not in the mood to respond to the 200 guys in this category that wrote me this week, I want them to understand that it is okay if I don’t reply (I have so many emails to go through, don’t you see?). So, stop bugging me.

6. Or, I may want specific ones to chase me. But it’s up to me.

GUESS WHAT? That is not how it IS here.

Wouldn’t it be much easier to change what we expect in our own minds than to try to change the world? Tall order, eh?

ruready4adark1 57M

8/29/2005 5:23 pm

Hold on now... not only do I operate by this exact list of specifications, I add my own special item to the list of what I want as a guy on AdultFriendFinder ---

I only accept invitations from women who like sleeping in the wet spot. I mean, come on... I made them wet and I was nice enough to ejaculate on the good sheets. The least they could do is not make me sleep in it before they wash them! H-uh?!

rm_jayR63 60F
1884 posts
8/29/2005 6:28 pm

My expectations are reality based.
I'd like to find someone i enjoy being around and can go to dinner with once in a while

BenefitsFriend69 58M/61F

8/29/2005 9:36 pm

Short, I did a vulcan mind meld last night. "Your thoughts and my thoughts are one. One mind, my mind to your mind.." Hey you want me to do WHAT? With whom?? Well, okay.."

BenefitsFriend69 58M/61F

8/29/2005 9:37 pm

Hey evil twin ru I know what I'm getting you for Christmas: rubber sheets you kinky bastard!

BenefitsFriend69 58M/61F

8/29/2005 9:41 pm

mz, perhaps you are really a man trapped in a woman's body? If so would that make you gay? LOL! Na, you are way too hot for that..

rm_lilypond3 60F
83 posts
8/31/2005 2:13 pm



BenefitsFriend69 58M/61F

8/31/2005 3:51 pm

Lily: Seek and ye shall find!

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