definitions male versus female  

BashfulBriana 49F
12 posts
1/27/2006 7:41 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

definitions male versus female

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry - You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?


1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit - I'm gay

JTS_Master2 52M
1 post
1/27/2006 9:42 am

I agree with most of Man's english except:
1 = Lets eat then have sex.
2 = Lets have sex then sleep
3 I'm tired but no too tired for sex

The rest work.

PS. I'd email you but the emails are blocked.

rm_chowbox2005 44M

1/27/2006 10:36 am

LMAO very good posts Briana!
I've got a couple more for ya.

11. I'm tired = My shows on TV
12. I saw a pretty outfit today = I'm buying 3 new outfits and shoes.
13. Lets stay in tonight = Actually means no sex, but it's time to redo my nails, put on a mask, exfoliate etc, while you work on your honey-do list.

12. I'm tired = Lets have a quickie
13. I saw a good deal today = I already bought it, yesterday.
14. Lets saty in tonight = I'll give you a massage before sex.


rm_Soft_Whisper 39F

2/10/2006 8:27 pm

So true, so true, Briana. Thank you for coming out and saying what the rest of us were thinking.

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