Whores, Balls, Wankers, Sluts, Bitches, Drama, and....  

BaronessK 53F
1646 posts
7/24/2006 3:46 am

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Whores, Balls, Wankers, Sluts, Bitches, Drama, and....

Some bloggers have balls. Some of those that have balls have real ones {as in male}, while some of those along with female bloggers have gold or silver ones {which means they pay to put up with this shit! } Some bloggers have 'balls', but are females; some of these are also bitches, Bitches, Heartless Bitches, and Good Ole Gals. Some of these bloggers, in general, are Comment Whores, Comment Wankers, Comment Sluts, and so on. Drama, drama, and more drama on an adult sex site?

What can I say to all that? Let me tell you a story...about how man bashing has ruined my life because he cheated on me with another man and my private detective caught him and took pictures while they were at a gay bar in a drunken orgy but the soon to be ex found out and is now stalking me and has hired a hit man {but when I die I have one last post my ex-lover who jilted me for Jesus is going to post for me, along with my book of poems, one a day, until they run out sometime in the next century but for which he'd be very grateful if you'd post comments about even though I'll be dead because he and I would appreciate it ever so much along with linking my posting in your blogs back to mine so that your readers can comment on my blog} which was totally ridiculous because the P.I. lied and they weren't even of that cheating, homosexual wanker and I was trying to write this all out so pretty and good but I have to apologize because expat and dig and funintheday broke the spell checker when they all went to check it out at the same time so the mainframe freaked and blew up, BUT the site fixed it and I accidentally used it anyway {and it caught most words} but there's still no hope for my punctuation, but if you will leave comments giving me tips, I would luv to see what you write although I am not sure when or if I will see them, though, because I'm an adolescent boy on his mother's computer living in Idaho and have limited computer time which is a joke {sure, really} because it's really that my soon to be ex's mistress is pregnant with his child, which is a bad situation for her because she was up for a job in the Bush administration but couldn't have gone anyway because they activated her reserve unit to go to war so now they're waiting on the baby to be born so that they can determine whether the baby is really my soon to be ex's or Bush's or Satans with the problem being DNA for Bush and Satan are awfully close, and then the doctors think it may be twins but by 2 different fathers {Bush and Clinton} with the main problem I am having right now were the pictures the P.I. claimed were of the 'ex' and his boyfriend and his mistress all gangbanging away going from anal sex to oral although I'm not sure I really care beacause I found an adult sex site which is allowing me to be having a torrid affair myself, with several bloggers that I comment to all the time -- but it's a secret, of course, which leads me to leave you, for now {or forever if you don't comment} with the words of funintheday2006 "I comment whore all the time its the nerarest I get to sex, do not try to stop me!!!" and links for Damn, I'm boring in [blog 1hotwahine] by 1hotwahine and Comment Whoring for Dummies comments accepted in [blog kelli4u2dew] by kelli4u2dew and GET YOUR FUCKING ARSE OVER HERE, TWAT in funintheday2006 by funintheday2006 and ITS A FUCKING MIRACLE, ITS GOT TO BE in funintheday2006 by funintheday2006 and Charlie uniform november tango by [blog fastfifties] by fastfifties and Confessions of a Failed Comment Whore in BaronessK by BaronessK for which if I don't get enough comments, I'll leave the site before my soon to be ex current stalker finds me...but I'll be in to read, so let me see what you're feeling because in the meantime, know that I will {as usual} answer each and every comment individually, and I will go to your blog and see what you're writing, and I will comment on your post and mention the post of mine that you commented on that brought me to your blog for which you will, in turn, mention on your blog and on other blogs that you visit just how great that posting was, linking to it and my blog on their blogs knowing it doesn't matter if it has nothing to do with their posting because you will say how you luv their blog, that my posting led you there {somehow} and that you're linking back to my posting to make sure that person doesn't miss such a great blog as mine all the while remembering that the posts you make must be only on blogs in the top 100 or so...but ALL of them, so get going because now I need to get started with something fresh and new, and even better sexier title along with digging through computer files all night when I should be sleeping so that I can post some more nude pictures {which are, of course, of me, sure!} and run the spell and grammar check before I find that sizzling picture and hot topic with fucking fantastic title especially if it's a poll because it will be where to vote you have to comment, and will be at least a three parter, so stay tuned, and link ALL of them when you link one!


Getting the idea, yet, that I think some idiotic maggot vomit life form bitching about a blogger to the point of calling them a Comment Whore, Comment Wanker, Comment Slut, and so forth...if ridiculous and laughable? GO TO THE LINKS, PLEASE! Now I believe I have finished driving this topic into the ground so far that it is now posting in Chinese! So, I will segue now...right after I find the perfect naked picture to post with that sexually charged post title!

*Singing...I really didn't wanna, but you made me wanna....* {I used to be disgusted about things in life in general...now I'm just morbidly amused.}


QueenofBitches69 47F

7/24/2006 4:57 am

I can be a HeartlessBitch, but I have never thought of myself as any of the following...... Comment Whores, Comment Wankers, Comment Sluts,ect,ect.....
I could care less how many comments I draw in. I blog just to freakin blog. Well and maybe to be a fucking bitch to someone and get under their skin
I get screwed with by so many, I have grown numb to the assclowns and asswhores of this site!
And Really I don't care what is said about me! What has pissed me off recently is the fact a few post were made about ME, but my name was not used, so friends of mine went to these post and made comments and agreed with the people commenting. And if they would have known it was about me they would have never said shit! And how do I know this? I pointed it out to them that the post they commented on was about me.
And can I be called a Drama Queen if it is the Drama that finds me and I do not make the Drama. And am I a Drama Queen if I respond back to the Drama and defend myself? And is the male term for Drama Queen, to be a Drama King?
Just things that boggle the mind!


funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
7/24/2006 6:44 am

Shut the fuck up, jesus, I'm linking this as a post so people can see I'm right.
There was at least 7 personalities wrote that and not one of them sane.
It took me five minutes to write this, my guts are still hurting, the girls in the office have called my therapist and the police are on the way


rm_Benkai7 56M
2358 posts
7/24/2006 7:19 am

Dear "BaronessK".

... please pinch me ... this has to be heaven ... or am I dreaming ...

Benkai7 - just a poor Ronin marching by


funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
7/24/2006 7:29 am

y'see?? I sent you class in the shape of Benkai.


EroticaXTC 51F

7/24/2006 8:30 am

and in the end..every dog has it's day


funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
7/24/2006 8:37 am

    Quoting EroticaXTC:
    and in the end..every dog has it's day
And erotica brings sensuality


NSAAddict 43F

7/24/2006 9:00 am

LMAO Baroness, this was quite the giggle inducing post I needed today Thanks!


rm_kelli4u2dew 42F
5220 posts
7/24/2006 11:23 am

Breathe, girl, breathe ...


BaronessK 53F

7/24/2006 1:26 pm

    Quoting funintheday2006:
    Shut the fuck up, jesus, I'm linking this as a post so people can see I'm right.
    There was at least 7 personalities wrote that and not one of them sane.
    It took me five minutes to write this, my guts are still hurting, the girls in the office have called my therapist and the police are on the way
Sanity is an option, thank you.

Quit whinging, ya brit git wanker.

What's the matter, cliticals not enough for ya, ya whore?

I see you forgot spell and grammar check again...then again, isn't that what brought the mainframe down last time the site freaked?

Yeah, like you have only ONE therapist, sheesh! Counting the ones that retired, how many you up to now?

Now, why ya taking a piss on me, anyway...I told you last time your brought the acrobatic midget dwarves that I wasn't into shit like that!

Give us a snog, hmmmm?


BaronessK 53F

7/24/2006 1:32 pm

    Quoting rm_Benkai7:
    Dear "BaronessK".

    ... please pinch me ... this has to be heaven ... or am I dreaming ...

    Benkai7 - just a poor Ronin marching by

The post...or the pic, Benkai7?

So, how's it going with you? I notice that fun is following you around...watch out for him...we haven't figured out how to disinfect the blogs yet from his cooties!

Did you go to the linked posts? They were a conglomeration of riots...except for fun's, cuz he's just a git wanking off in his blog through words, so don't get him excited by leaving any comments!

BTW, quit marching around, hun...sit a spell, and we can talk about rings and things, cabbages and kings....


BaronessK 53F

7/24/2006 1:37 pm

What do YOU know about 'class', ya brit git comment whoring comment whanking comment slutting blog spamming self-pimping miniscule Nemo-ed whinger?

So, when ya going to give me a snog?


BaronessK 53F

7/24/2006 1:42 pm

    Quoting EroticaXTC:
    and in the end..every dog has it's day
Damn, I forgot something, didn't I? Speaking of dogs...take your left leg and kick outward...fun is sniffing around ya!

Did you read those other posts? Totally fantastic...except for some of the commenters spitting stuff onto their monitor screens! Me, I don't do unladylike stuff like that; and after I got back up into my chair after I slid out of it, I said so, uh huh!


BaronessK 53F

7/24/2006 1:48 pm

fun, dayun, babe...QUIT SNIFFING HER, you'll give her cooties!

Her and NSA, btw...ya must of missed her, I guess...whilst you were busy wanking off to Erotica's pic, probably! That and/or you saw QB's pic...damn it boy, you think she's really had 4 kids? That stomach flat as a pancake almost! {This keeps up, I'm going bi and taking some of these chicks with me! }


BaronessK 53F

7/24/2006 1:59 pm

    Quoting NSAAddict:
    LMAO Baroness, this was quite the giggle inducing post I needed today Thanks!
Now, NSA, it wasn't really me, but it's a secret -- I have a ghost blogger. It's to throw fun off my trail...there's 7 of us, and we take turns at him and the site in general, honestly. Like one person could really have 70 or so and counting watched blogs? You know I'm really a guy, right? A bi-sexual guy, of course, or else how could I get so drooly over the guys. Let's see, what else do I need to 'out' myself about? Oh, the pictures I post of 'me'...they're really of a TG friend of mine! The boobs are real, at least...needs a nip and tuck for gravity's sake, though!

Oh, since you're going...and if you can stand it...take fun with ya...you built it {or rather you're built }, and he will follow and come...and we're working on the 'heel', sit, and all!


EroticaXTC 51F

7/24/2006 2:05 pm

yes, I did read them and loved them all... I didn't spit either, but I did slap myself on the leg a few times and guffawed very loudly


BaronessK 53F

7/24/2006 2:08 pm

foto...you...and fun...can bite my ass! {All 7 of me agree! }

I mean, sheesh, I posted nekky pic with laughable boobies and everything in a satirical posting...what more do you want? Men! {There's no pleasing 'em...and ya not allowed to take them Florida and feed them to the gators!


skyking412004 54M
5363 posts
7/24/2006 2:16 pm

_____I started reading this thinking it was real. Then I was like..oh, Oh, OH. I don't know how you're able to write like that and make it work, but it does, once I stop trying to make ANY sense of it. I feel all discombobulated. I need a minute please.


BaronessK 53F

7/24/2006 2:17 pm

Oh, so now you're insinuating that I don't get enough air to my brain? So, you're a TROUBLEMAKER, now too, huh?

BTW...KELLI STARTED IT, YES SHE DID, UH HUH!!!! I didn't do nuttin', cuz I was just sittin' here, mindin' my own business {and with 7 personalities, that's a lot of business, I gare-un-tee!} and then Kelli came to my blog, yeah see there she is, and then she started PICKIN' ON POOR LITTLE ME...well, all 7 of me, anyway, and so, see, that just PROVES SHE's a MEANUN' and all! My feelins' all hurt...and *SNIFF*...I'm going to get offline now, and...go take a nerve pill or sumtin...cuz this is all just too much...and *SNIFF*....


Actually, I have to get off my ass and get to work! Hey, I wonder if I could convince them that I need 7 paychecks? Hmmmm, there's a thought and a half!

P.S. Thanks for stopping by...since I was comment/blog pimping {yeah, right, like your blog needs 'help'! }, and you came to my blog...that makes you a comment wanker, ya know!


rm_kelli4u2dew 42F
5220 posts
7/24/2006 2:54 pm

I dare anyone to read this post out loud the way it's written. If you did, then yes, you're going to be oxygen deprived. {=}

~and quit encouraging that escapee from the british mental ward, the wanker thinks abuse is a form of love ... well that's probably all he's ever had ... but he'll just keep coming back for more~


BaronessK 53F

7/24/2006 3:12 pm

    Quoting EroticaXTC:
    yes, I did read them and loved them all... I didn't spit either, but I did slap myself on the leg a few times and guffawed very loudly
But did you kick fun like I told you? Oh, no, no one's got my back when it's that wanker, do they?


BaronessK 53F

7/24/2006 3:18 pm

    Quoting skyking412004:
    _____I started reading this thinking it was real. Then I was like..oh, Oh, OH. I don't know how you're able to write like that and make it work, but it does, once I stop trying to make ANY sense of it. I feel all discombobulated. I need a minute please.
What, now I have to start every post {yeah, it'd be every post! } about how I'm a figment of my imagination, all 7 of us, and that I'm really a TG who needs a boob job cuz gravity is a bastard and I was a gay guy in therapy but all my shrinks retired and....

Because I'm a natural smartass, and I'm really, really good at it? I dunno!

Why in the hell were you trying to make sense of a posting on my blog? Sheesh, will you NEVER learn, sky hun?

Discombobulated, huh? Sounds kinky...care to show me? {And it would take more than a minute, trust me! }


foremanMike 48M
9 posts
7/24/2006 3:35 pm

Wow! 870 words in one sentance! Information overload!

Chukee has that far away, starry look in his eyes.

Maurice is still shaking his head and yelling at his wife on the phone.

Tony gave up and wandered off to the bathroom.

Nathan called and cancelled his voter registration.

Jeff keeps crossing himself.

And...I'm still laughing...and laughing...and laughing some more.


rm_sexxikritter 53F
2715 posts
7/24/2006 3:47 pm

Wow! What an intro to your blog, thanks to fitd2006. I actually tried to read that whole post in one breath and came up gasping for air. I am loving the way you write and your subject matter and will have to take some time to go through other postings. Blog on!


complexlysimple 35M

7/24/2006 4:48 pm

huh? ..... ..so where you and the PI PI'n anything else together???


pedragthe 34M
1 post
7/24/2006 6:19 pm

love it


akron42   
2375 posts
7/24/2006 6:53 pm

That is the longest run-on sentence I've ever read!


intierzha 44M

7/24/2006 7:31 pm

That made my head spin, but it doesn't take much these days, lol. The responses were almost as entertaining as the commentary. I'll return to my blog and continue to do my Poe imitation (poorly I might add, but someone quoth Poe in the blog today, soo...).

C.


OboesHonedIambs 63F

7/24/2006 11:58 pm

Raading thru this was fun! thanks for the laugh!!! for real. no drama from this quarter.

Instant Human -- Just Add Coffee


LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
7/25/2006 12:37 am

    Quoting EroticaXTC:
    yes, I did read them and loved them all... I didn't spit either, but I did slap myself on the leg a few times and guffawed very loudly
It's true...I saw the whole thing....and you're right, this did post in China...and Chinatown...

Nee how ma. Lee Zai gan shu ma?


BaronessK 53F

7/25/2006 7:47 pm

I don't know why, foto...is one of me off the meds, again?!


BaronessK 53F

7/25/2006 8:02 pm

    Quoting rm_kelli4u2dew:
    I dare anyone to read this post out loud the way it's written. If you did, then yes, you're going to be oxygen deprived. {=}

    ~and quit encouraging that escapee from the british mental ward, the wanker thinks abuse is a form of love ... well that's probably all he's ever had ... but he'll just keep coming back for more~
I did it...one breath halfway through, no dizziness...maybe I was and just didn't notice because it's my usual state or something?

The brit git...luvs the attention, any and all attention...but ya gotta admit...his theme song is Counting Flowers on the Wall! He's humourous, in that dry British sorta kinda bored out of my skull so I'll think anything is funny sorta way...ya know?


rm_kelli4u2dew 42F
5220 posts
7/25/2006 8:26 pm

    Quoting BaronessK:
    I did it...one breath halfway through, no dizziness...maybe I was and just didn't notice because it's my usual state or something?

    The brit git...luvs the attention, any and all attention...but ya gotta admit...his theme song is Counting Flowers on the Wall! He's humourous, in that dry British sorta kinda bored out of my skull so I'll think anything is funny sorta way...ya know?
If you haven't seen his latest outrage, I think the four of us (oops, with you it's 10) need to file a class action suit.


BaronessK 53F

7/25/2006 8:46 pm

    Quoting foremanMike:
    Wow! 870 words in one sentance! Information overload!

    Chukee has that far away, starry look in his eyes.

    Maurice is still shaking his head and yelling at his wife on the phone.

    Tony gave up and wandered off to the bathroom.

    Nathan called and cancelled his voter registration.

    Jeff keeps crossing himself.

    And...I'm still laughing...and laughing...and laughing some more.
Send you, Nathan, and Jeff...to my bedroom, IMMEDIATELY! {Did someone really count? If they did...send them to the shrinkadink...and then to my bedroom! }


BaronessK 53F

7/25/2006 11:16 pm

    Quoting rm_sexxikritter:
    Wow! What an intro to your blog, thanks to fitd2006. I actually tried to read that whole post in one breath and came up gasping for air. I am loving the way you write and your subject matter and will have to take some time to go through other postings. Blog on!
118 {loooong} posts, plus comments and pictures {only 1 posting doesn't have a pic at all}...and I've only been posting since April of this year...so, you have how much time on your hands...?

I think I did change my intro to state that I was NOT responsible for any/all shrinkadink bills, too, now!


funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
7/25/2006 11:31 pm

    Quoting foremanMike:
    Wow! 870 words in one sentance! Information overload!

    Chukee has that far away, starry look in his eyes.

    Maurice is still shaking his head and yelling at his wife on the phone.

    Tony gave up and wandered off to the bathroom.

    Nathan called and cancelled his voter registration.

    Jeff keeps crossing himself.

    And...I'm still laughing...and laughing...and laughing some more.
At least this guy has names for his multiple personalities.
Ya'auld git.
Teaming up with the Kel wench are ya?? Phu, Like thats a worry


BaronessK 53F

7/26/2006 12:44 am

    Quoting complexlysimple:
    huh? ..... ..so where you and the PI PI'n anything else together???
YOU should know we weren't...since your one of my OL torrid romances, cubby! {Actually, I've been meaning to tell you...I have this thing for deep thinkers...with big shoulders, hairy chests, nice hands, psychotic tendencies leashed in...ring a bell? }

Hey, did you know these type posts have evidently pushed me up to 138th in the WORLD? 105 in North America?! 92 in the U.S., 4th in Alabama {yeah, I know, it IS Alabama! }, and number 1 in this particular area {Shoals, Decatur, etcetera}. You are a deep thinker, so answer me this...since *I* am crazy, what does that make the people who read me?


BaronessK 53F

7/26/2006 12:54 am

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    I need to burn one..and read this again..when I'm in my right mind..my sista..lordy!
Damn it, mzhuny, how many times do I have to remind you?! SMOKE 'EM IF YA GOT 'EM...and THEN my posts makes 'sense', 'k?

You just wanted another nekky pic of J or sumtin...oh, wait, that's him in the oral shot on the other post...see, I gotcha back, sista!


BaronessK 53F

7/26/2006 1:02 am

Pen, hun, did I get your 'virginity'? It shows 1 post that you've made...and you couldn't have wasted it on a better comment whore, honest, hun!

So, after reading it all, did you lie down and take an aspirin like I suggested? {Thanks for coming to the blog; all medications needed should be taken beforehand! }


BaronessK 53F

7/26/2006 1:06 am

    Quoting akron42:
    That is the longest run-on sentence I've ever read!
ForemanMike and his crew claims it was 870 words...and if one of him counted...I think I'll have to shag him! Whatcha think, would all of him and all of me make a good match or what?

{Yes, the damn thing was about 6 paragraphs long, and I did it on purpose...try 'proofing' something like that! Hey, maybe THAT is what brought their spell check down the other day?!


BaronessK 53F

7/26/2006 1:11 am

    Quoting intierzha:
    That made my head spin, but it doesn't take much these days, lol. The responses were almost as entertaining as the commentary. I'll return to my blog and continue to do my Poe imitation (poorly I might add, but someone quoth Poe in the blog today, soo...).

    C.
Which head, hun? Oh, I think the responses were even better than my blog drippings! BTW, I left something on that post, too! {It'll come off with a wet nap, I'm sure...? } Did you see what the Brit Git did to me? Not 1, not 2, not even 3...4 posts where I was spotlighted...so I'll get him AND his little fishy, just you wait and see!


BaronessK 53F

7/26/2006 1:31 am

    Quoting OboesHonedIambs:
    Raading thru this was fun! thanks for the laugh!!! for real. no drama from this quarter.
Now, lady, you insinuating that I made you too tired to do anything afterwards? Actually, no drama from your quarter, cuz ya too busy shagging like a rabbit {yes, I AM jealous, damn it! }. Also, ya GOT to learn how to F'AMBLE, really! Make their eyes glaze over, their brain go numb...I give lessons, ya know!


BaronessK 53F

7/26/2006 1:40 am

    Quoting LustyTaurus:
    It's true...I saw the whole thing....and you're right, this did post in China...and Chinatown...

    Nee how ma. Lee Zai gan shu ma?
LT, keep using those binoculars on XTC and she'll probably kick your A-S-S!

Ichi Nichi San? {1 2 3 -- Japanese...from Big Bird Goes to Japan! }


BaronessK 53F

7/26/2006 1:59 am

    Quoting rm_kelli4u2dew:
    If you haven't seen his latest outrage, I think the four of us (oops, with you it's 10) need to file a class action suit.
Oh, I saw it...he's up to fur freakin' posts about me, and now he's dragging us all 4 {well, yeah, 10 } into it...I'll get him and his little fishie, just y'all wait and see!


BaronessK 53F

7/26/2006 2:55 am

    Quoting funintheday2006:
    At least this guy has names for his multiple personalities.
    Ya'auld git.
    Teaming up with the Kel wench are ya?? Phu, Like thats a worry
They have names...for YOU, brit git wankering whinging useless shagging shite!

Only those with active brain cells worry about trouble.


bustybettyboop 51F  
59326 posts
7/26/2006 8:52 am

morbidly amused..i like that..lol...i think that describes my personality..lol..i love your dig your blog! its really groovy! i mean that..lol..i really do..i'm just being a dork..lol! hugz,busty

..just join me on my blog bustybettyboop and still looking for some hot,sexy,creative contestants for my next contest...come join us! need a blog mentor or want to be one?


complexlysimple 35M

7/26/2006 4:45 pm

    Quoting BaronessK:
    YOU should know we weren't...since your one of my OL torrid romances, cubby! {Actually, I've been meaning to tell you...I have this thing for deep thinkers...with big shoulders, hairy chests, nice hands, psychotic tendencies leashed in...ring a bell? }

    Hey, did you know these type posts have evidently pushed me up to 138th in the WORLD? 105 in North America?! 92 in the U.S., 4th in Alabama {yeah, I know, it IS Alabama! }, and number 1 in this particular area {Shoals, Decatur, etcetera}. You are a deep thinker, so answer me this...since *I* am crazy, what does that make the people who read me?
I see at least two possibilities:

1 ) They're normal people that want to see what crazy people are like -much like going to the zoo I'd imagine ...."ooo, look at the tigers kids"

or (and probably more likely)

2 ) they're just as crazy if not crazier ...

then of course there's me ....and I'm not sure what at I am


BaronessK 53F

7/27/2006 12:11 am

You can get away with being a dorkess or a geekess with the way you look, though!


BaronessK 53F

7/27/2006 1:13 am

    Quoting complexlysimple:
    I see at least two possibilities:

    1 ) They're normal people that want to see what crazy people are like -much like going to the zoo I'd imagine ...."ooo, look at the tigers kids"

    or (and probably more likely)

    2 ) they're just as crazy if not crazier ...

    then of course there's me ....and I'm not sure what at I am
Ya know, actually I was thinking just that as I was writing out the question to you! So you think I'm a tiger? Can a be a big white, pussy cat? Want to be a tiger tamer? You are...complexly simple.


BaronessK 53F

7/27/2006 2:34 am

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    I can't hardly read that to myself let alone out loud..lordy sista..I wanna thank ya for being a total friend and sista to me always..I will never forget it.You're a crazy lady..love ya!
I'm crazy cuz I like ya? Uh uh!

I have another one coming up in next post...I had to make a special 'label' for ya, huny! {You'll like it though, of course!}


funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
7/28/2006 2:46 am

CUM BACK YA FUSTY AULD GIT, I'M MISSING YA

Comment whoring: Today I celebrate my 200 posting. 20 things about me that may surprise you. I HAVE NOW CUM 200 TIMES


BaronessK 53F

7/28/2006 2:06 pm

Git, I went to your blog before I came to mine...see, you got to come before *I* did...I'm nice that way, ya know!

Actually, nothing you wrote surprised me {because you do give away, in snippets, more than you think you do when someone reads your posts the right way}.

Like your comment here...you wanting to wank over me 200 times...perv! {I think I'll go back, in fact.... }


BaronessK 53F

7/31/2006 4:28 am

    Quoting chardonnaygirlie:
    Jesus Christ what the hell are you smoking? Get rid of it...It is sooooo fucking you up. AdultFriendFinder is just a game of fucking..if you are using this to find the love of your life..you are on the wrong site.Try eharmony.com.
I have a link for you, BITCH...try DoctorsforBITCHES dot com...they'll give you a cut rate hell of a deal on a humor transplant!

Oh, and IF "fucking" WAS a 'game'...you must be high scorer, because you are fucked UP, fucked OVER, and fucked OUT...which means -- 3 strikes YOU are OUT...BITCH!


For the rest of y'all reading this...I'd like to share some things with y'all about my newest commenter...to really make her feel ever so f'n welcome! She is, according to her own profile, "attached"...and looking for everything that was checkable on this site! Hey, guys...there's a woman who has 'everything'...including the cootiest of cooties -- ya know, the kind that ajax, chlorox, and major medical can't rid ya of! She also, and I just MUST quote again, says "I don't want just sex I also would like to have a relationship." Whoa...she must have an account on that site she told me about, hmmmm? But then again...why would SHE have one there...when she just told me that this site was for fucking, and fucking only...by her responding to me on a BLOG that posts on a 'sex' site...hmmmm!

"I would rather not be tied down..." {ellipses have FOUR dots when they end a sentence...stupid!} -- and what happened to that 'relationship' you wanted 3 sentences earlier? "A man who is in charge and successful in his life and business. Someone who can carry on a conversation about what's going on in the world and locally.I hope to meet someone who is kind and mature." Why would YOU expect someone like that to be on a SEX site...and especially to contact YOU since you keep saying it's all a FUCKING 'game'?!

BITCH don't share, that's for sure...I'm not on anything, but she must be smokin' some real potent shit! I would tell her to bite my ass...but I'm a Baroness and a Lady...and I don't want her f'n cootiest cooties! Don't ya just feel all the warm huggiez and shit in the air?!


BaronessK 53F

7/31/2006 5:16 am

My kids don't know what a 'whipping' is {or any physical violence from me at all}...mostly because as a child I was beat with wire and plastic hangers, rolling pins, hair brushes, bamboo salad tongs...well, you could name something and I was hit with it by my egg donor/mother.

I have always believed that whipping or otherwise physically punishing anyone just proved that the punisher was bigger and able to inflict it. My kids are very well behaved, regardless, by the way.

I joke about everything and anything...except violence. Sorry that had to be your first response from me {such a serious one}.

The 'sybil' thing...that's a running joke by funintheday, because I ramble and change into another subject {as in segue}. I have several shrinkadinks papers telling me and the world that I am "textbook normal" and "stress free"...go figure....


naughtybutn1ce2 48M

7/31/2006 4:12 pm

just listen to sensual woman by a group called the herbaliser...then u'll know what sex is...


BaronessK 53F

8/1/2006 12:02 am

    Quoting naughtybutn1ce2:
    just listen to sensual woman by a group called the herbaliser...then u'll know what sex is...
Are YOU 'on' any 'herbalizer'? This post had nothing to DO with sex...which I hold a PhD and a Doctorate of 'Kink' in, anyway. I have never needed advice from other women...since I'm going for males...so...?

I do some posts on sex; feel free to drop in to one of those. Also, since you seem to be a newbie poster...check out the TOS {terms of service} -- those little site rules that state NOT to do what else you probably just tried to do {or at least learn how to verbalize and LINK, okey dokey?}.


MOfunNOWWOW 56F

8/1/2006 5:22 am

After reading this I broke in to hysterics cryng because I know it's aboput me, ME, MEEEE!
Then I lmao...er while spewing coffee at the screen!
Great post and love laughing at me, our community here is Blogolopolis, and love your fiesty spirit or uh should that be balls
Enjoyed the comments as much as the post {=}


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


MOfunNOWWOW 56F

8/1/2006 10:59 am

What was about you? The part about paying to put up with this shit? I like your pictures, actually {and your writing, too, of course}; very artistic. {All 7 of me agree on that! } Oh, and I think I'm behind you in line for TimberWolf...if there's any left of him!

Lots of it he he he

timberwolf6972 awww girl he can breathe through them ears so plenty man for all of us, plus,....I have a very sharing spirit Thank you for the wonderful response and btw...what a great post for your intro


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


PeterPiper2020 49M  
127 posts
8/1/2006 11:55 am

Saw the post 'Blog this - Bitch' and had to come and see what all the fuss was about. Lol!

Greetings from a 'Fun' fan.

Worryingly normal, Frighteningly sane and Intriguingly different!


BaronessK 53F

8/1/2006 2:22 pm

Speaking of 'putting up with this shit, MO...where did my original comment go? I went to go back to your blog...and it showed MY pic, and NO blog...Apache server shit! What it was supposed to have said, in full was:

Wow, mzhuny's been coming in and out for a while {she drools over my bf's pics! }, but to also have THE MO...WOAH!

Some other post...oh, one from kelli4u2dew...had people spewing liquids on their computers...which is NOT ladylike at all...and I told them so...after I got back up in my chair from sliding out of it laughing!

What was about you? The part about paying to put up with this shit? I like your pictures, actually {and your writing, too, of course}; very artistic. {All 7 of me agree on that! } Oh, and I think I'm behind you in line for TimberWolf...if there's any left of him!

The comments were absolutely the best, and I was doing a dance segue all over the place because of them...way best cool!


BaronessK 53F

8/1/2006 2:38 pm

    Quoting PeterPiper2020:
    Saw the post 'Blog this - Bitch' and had to come and see what all the fuss was about. Lol!

    Greetings from a 'Fun' fan.
Hey there, darlin'! Welcome to the Baroness Bitchdom! You are a funintheday fan or a fun fan? You'll get into trouble both ways...but I hear the second is better! {He's a great git, ain't he, though! }.

The 'Blog' THIS, BITCH! posting was quoted straight from here...but most of the other quotes on this one...they were great! I'm sure you noticed the difference I was talking about {as in why I did that post in particular} versus dayun's snivelling drivel {uhmmmm, cuz one of me gots the hots for the brit git! -- and we are constantly tearing into each other but all in fun and there is respect behind it, although we play a bit rough it is just play }. I think this one, at first, got quite a bit of comments because of my insanity but then it made the top 9 commented posts {because it can only be 1 post per blogger} and that put it in the spotlight for most others to see; yes, I'm a freak magnet...but I repeat myself because fun comes here so that's obvious!


rm_BanginBunni 41F

8/2/2006 2:14 pm

What da f**k was that about???


BaronessK 53F

8/2/2006 3:40 pm

What was what part about? Mainly, the post itself, was about some 'drama' on site lately where some people thought they had a 'right' to slam other people for what they do or don't write, and how many comments they get. To me that's stupid {to worry about the 'list'/who is top bloggers, who gets what comments, and so on}. If someone doesn't like what or how a particular blogger writes, or where they are on a list...don't comment, and click on to another blog -- because there are 'only' like 240,000 blogs on here!


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