Baroness Confined at Hospital California....  

BaronessK 53F
1646 posts
8/5/2006 4:04 am

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11/13/2006 12:28 am

Baroness Confined at Hospital California....

The Blogdom Court is commending itself on the speedy resolution and capture of the defendant, also known as:

Baroness
Bonnie
Dale
Gracie
Pooh
Boo/Spooks
Phantasie Traumwanderer {German for Fantasy DreamWalker}

The Court thanks each and every one of you for your assistance in detailing her full identity so that we could accomplish the immediate necessity of putting this person under much needed intensive, personal care and observation.

Although it is unusual, the defendant {which ever one or ones of her} has requested, and been granted a public note to be published along with this order of thanks, which text was as follows:


I categorically and individually deny any and all accusations, heresay, heresy, innuendoes, slurs, and slanders against me, my personality, and/or my good name. The supposed personalities are all and the same, merely different facets of one personality. Those who claim insidiously otherwise...can go stuff yourself!

They were only able to catch me because I took my blood pressure medicine and sinus pills at the same time, causing me to fall asleep for over 10 hours straight! I also would like to protest the fact the handcuffs were not necessary, or at the very least they should have been padded as they usually are with me! I now have free room and board, several people to protect and take care of me and to watch after me...and a brand new coloring book with a whole box of brand new, sharp pretty crayons.

I also see no difficulty in bribing guards, in several different ways, to continue to be able to contant and/or interact with others in the outside world...so I will get what I seek, naysayers!


I keep hearing fun's concerned about my happiness
But all that thought he's pretending towards me is ungentlemanly, at best
If I were walking in his shoes it would worry me some
While fun and his friends are writing 'bout me, I'm thinking up things for Fun

Buying hookers at the mall
That don't bother him at all
Playing at blogging 'til dawns with comment whore fawns
Trashing other bloggers and watching the list of Who's Who
So don't you say he shouldn't stay in the loo!

Last night he dressed in tails pretended he wasn't just a clown
As long as he can dream it's hard to keep his little Nemo down
So please don't give a thought to him, he's not worth a dime
He can pretend he's there with the Cliticals all the time

Buying hookers at the mall
That don't bother him at all
Playing at blogging 'til dawns with comment whore fawns
Trashing other bloggers and watching the list of Who's Who
So don't you say he shouldn't stay in the loo!

It's good to see you, I must go, I know he'll pick another fight
Anyway my eyes are not accustomed to his sight
And his mind is not accustomed to this hard reality
So you must go back to his blog and give him all your pity

Buying hookers at the mall
That don't bother him at all
Playing at blogging 'til dawns with comment whore fawns
Trashing other bloggers and watching the list of Who's Who
So don't you say he shouldn't stay in the loo!



brute472 75M
3480 posts
8/5/2006 9:09 pm

I also see no difficulty in bribing guards, in several different ways, to continue to be able to contant and/or interact with others in the outside world...

See I was right Hot Bitch is a good name for you.
Hey and I'm glad they gave you nice coloured crayons to play with.


wildoats19622 56M
3530 posts
8/5/2006 11:40 pm

MMM crayons, crunchy and non toxic. Are my teeth yellow?

Wild

Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.


BaronessK 53F

8/6/2006 1:56 am

    Quoting rm_silkditty:
    haven't checked in for awhile to get the total panoramic view, but yew do have to be careful of mixing meds, it's true

    but enjoy yer stay at Hospital CA
In my case it seems to be the lack of medicines with stimulants in them, instead being full of chemicals that merely decrease congestion and increase oxygen...which may mean that I go to sleep when I get enough oxygen to my brain...? Thanks for the wishes, but was told only for a week to 10 days...maybe, if it all goes right.


BaronessK 53F

8/6/2006 2:01 am

    Quoting brute472:
    I also see no difficulty in bribing guards, in several different ways, to continue to be able to contant and/or interact with others in the outside world...

    See I was right Hot Bitch is a good name for you.
    Hey and I'm glad they gave you nice coloured crayons to play with.
Exactly my way of thinking, brute babe...and it came to me immediately upon finding they'd cuffed my hands....

Nice, sharp new crayons...no one has ever used them before me! The box has a built-in sharpener, which of course is way cool!


BaronessK 53F

8/6/2006 2:05 am

    Quoting wildoats19622:
    MMM crayons, crunchy and non toxic. Are my teeth yellow?

    Wild
Maize, actually...and stay away from my freakin' new crayons, ya wax addict!


funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
8/6/2006 11:22 am

Ill be back tommorrow when I've finished work.


BaronessK 53F

8/6/2006 2:03 pm

    Quoting spunky11961:
    Your funny Love readin' these~
    ~spunky
If the 'powers that be' 'cure' me, Spunky...will that make me *shudder* 'normal'? How's your computer problems coming/going along, btw?


BaronessK 53F

8/6/2006 2:12 pm

All work and no play
means old fun god never gets a lay!

That's so sweet...visiting me in the home away from home, ducks! What do you think of my suite, btw?


BadAssBlonde1 58F
4989 posts
8/6/2006 8:13 pm

If you must stay somewhere, it's about as good as anywhere else LOL. I am glad to see things are continuing upon a good path, Baroness.

Fondly,
Lady Hunter


After all the sex is gone, there is the mind - Lady Hunter / BAB

Copyright © House of Lady Hunter 1998-2009


BaronessK 53F

8/7/2006 1:54 am

    Quoting BadAssBlonde1:
    If you must stay somewhere, it's about as good as anywhere else LOL. I am glad to see things are continuing upon a good path, Baroness.

    Fondly,
    Lady Hunter

Oh, I totally agree...and a whole suite because I convinced them if they really thought I had all those personalities then I should have enough room for them!

Just a segue away...all the time, I am!


rm_kelli4u2dew 42F
5220 posts
8/8/2006 9:50 am

I just stopped by to say that I not only condone, but support, promote and applaud any and all bloggers who mock, ridicule, and otherwise cause great mental anguish to the so-called "Fun God".

Have fun!


BaronessK 53F

8/8/2006 11:44 am

    Quoting rm_kelli4u2dew:
    I just stopped by to say that I not only condone, but support, promote and applaud any and all bloggers who mock, ridicule, and otherwise cause great mental anguish to the so-called "Fun God".

    Have fun!
He's a sanctimonious, priggish, brit git wit wittering and whinging on like a whining bitch prat that he is...bu, gawd, he lights me candle!


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