Baroness' Big Bang Bored Bitchin' Birthday Blowing Bash-a-rama...!  

BaronessK 53F
1646 posts
7/12/2006 5:43 pm

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11/13/2006 1:11 am

Baroness' Big Bang Bored Bitchin' Birthday Blowing Bash-a-rama...!

I will be 42 on July 14th of this year. I have already been asked what I wanted for my birthday {it won't reach from where you are, darlin'; but thanks for the thought! }. Excepting 'that' kind of 'thing' from the equation, what I want mostly...is to get 42 birthday wishes...or cyber winks, cuddles, fondles, gropes, spanks...comments of any sort amounting to at least 42...from guys, gals, wankers, wannabes, perverts {but I repeat myself, for most on this site! }, or general online chat buddies, other bloggers, who ever!....

As for my Blowing part of the Bash...ya get to see me blow ...out all those damn candles! In return, I am working on...'fixing' some songs for some people {in relation to their handle, their personality, etcetera -- whether they want me to or not! } and I will repost one of my own that I did for everyone in general. I am also working on the Baroness' Book of BlowJobs {etcetera} to include Comment Whore This! chapter...so stay 'tuned'...and COMMENT, damn it! Pretty please? I'll 'behave'...and I'm not saying, yet, what my definition of behave is...because it could mean behaving badly!


To be continued....

My oops! Now I recall -- go over to Joe's [blog fastfifties] and wish him a Big Birthday Bongless Bottomless Blowout of Bliss, okay?! Make those comments loooonnnngggg, too! Just kidding about the long thing...don't think Joe would appreciate that! Do to him what he had us do to MissAnnThrope! I'm heading that way, myself, in a bit, to say...Happy Birthday, Joe!


brute472 75M
3480 posts
7/12/2006 10:48 pm

Hope your birthday was good for you.
Now this is just a reply to your answer to my post.
I may not say much on your blogs but I do read them all and enjoy them. Keep Bloggin Baby!


wildoats19622 56M
3530 posts
7/12/2006 11:54 pm

I don't know if I can type 42 comments with one hand. Damn you're young.

Good thing you're not any older.

Wild

Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.


funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
7/13/2006 1:43 am

FUCKING HELL BAZ, YOU ARE SO OLD

God, Happy bitrthday babe, even though you've heard it SO many times before

Big hugs from me to you. You have a great day. Your not gonna be bad to ME are you??


RevJoseyWales 70M/67F
14393 posts
7/13/2006 3:52 am

Yeah, I'm a comment whore. Probably a comment wannker too! HAPPY BIRTHDAY Darlin'! Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."


BaronessK 53F

7/13/2006 4:27 am

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY EVER..MY SISTA..and..many..many..more{=}.Have a toke or two or me..here..B}
MzHuny, you are priceless...but which emoticon where you having problems with? This one? Use the ) instead of the } -- so B then ) = . Dollface? Warm squishy boobies huggies right back at ya, huny!


BaronessK 53F

7/13/2006 4:47 am

    Quoting brute472:
    Hope your birthday was good for you.
    Now this is just a reply to your answer to my post.
    I may not say much on your blogs but I do read them all and enjoy them. Keep Bloggin Baby!
Don't know yet, Brute...it's Friday...and I have to work! It's just another day, really...but I got this comment whore thing going, so...ready made excuse! As for your reading versus posting, it's okay, hun...I talk enough for several people!


BaronessK 53F

7/13/2006 5:30 am

    Quoting wildoats19622:
    I don't know if I can type 42 comments with one hand. Damn you're young.

    Good thing you're not any older.

    Wild
I appreciate the thought, Wild...but it's one bj per customer, uhmmmm comment wanker, I think! Damn, *I* am young? Hun, we're right at the same age! I don't know about the younger part, either...wanna give me 42 nibbles or something?


BaronessK 53F

7/13/2006 6:02 am

    Quoting funintheday2006:
    FUCKING HELL BAZ, YOU ARE SO OLD

    God, Happy bitrthday babe, even though you've heard it SO many times before

    Big hugs from me to you. You have a great day. Your not gonna be bad to ME are you??
I'll agree with you, dayun, that I'm old...since YOU are FOUR YEARS OLDER than *I* am! About that hug, too -- my waist is higher....

'Bad' to you? You just wish you were one of my candles, wanker! You can be my official court jester for the day, though...and I bet I could ring your bells!


BaronessK 53F

7/13/2006 6:26 am

    Quoting RevJoseyWales:
    Yeah, I'm a comment whore. Probably a comment wannker too! HAPPY BIRTHDAY Darlin'! Joe
Well, since I've been told to write the 'rule book' on it, Joe...let's say if you let me use the hot tub and I show you how I can breath under water...then the definition of the word 'is' is..."fuck 'em if they can't take a joke" {in whatever language they please}!

Spanish: Cogerlos {Cojalos} si no pueden tomar una broma.
French: Les baiser {Baisez-les} s'ils ne peuvent pas prendre une plaisanterie.
German: Sie bumsen, wenn sie nicht einen Witz nehmen können.
Italian: Scoparli {Scopilise} non possono prendere uno scherzo.
Portuguese: Fodê-los {Foda-os} se não puderem fazer exame de um gracejo.
Swedish: Knulla dem, om de inte kan ta ett skämt.
English: Fuck them if they can't take a joke.
American: Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
A F F Site: Fuck 'em.

Yeah, I know, Joe...I know! Smoke 'em if ya got 'em!


goboi_go 56M

7/13/2006 7:49 am

B,
A couple more years and you would be caught up to me. Hope you can enjoy your b'day tomorrow.
No emoticon for this, but, here is a come-from-behind, neck kissing fondle for ya. Would rather deliver in person but, you know.


skyking412004 54M
5363 posts
7/13/2006 12:54 pm

_____I'm a day early. What's the opposite of "belated"? Happy Birthday Baroness.


BaronessK 53F

7/13/2006 4:02 pm

    Quoting goboi_go:
    B,
    A couple more years and you would be caught up to me. Hope you can enjoy your b'day tomorrow.
    No emoticon for this, but, here is a come-from-behind, neck kissing fondle for ya. Would rather deliver in person but, you know.
Ahhhh, baby...how did you know that was one of my 'things'!

As for enjoying the day regardless of working...trust me...'I am slow today...trying to enjoy my birthday.' 'I don't know why they wouldn't let me off; it is my birthday, ya know.' Etcetera.... I can be a comment whore at work, too!


BaronessK 53F

7/13/2006 4:10 pm

    Quoting hover45:
    Happy Birthday Baroness, what else can I say that hasn't been already said, ummmmm well about Party all weekend why just one day.
hover, you can now say you're a certified comment wanker! Re: one day to all weekend party...rub it in, wanker!


BaronessK 53F

7/13/2006 4:21 pm

    Quoting skyking412004:
    _____I'm a day early. What's the opposite of "belated"? Happy Birthday Baroness.
Uhmmmm, premature is the only word I can think of, darlin'...and I sincerely doubt that word ever applies to YOU! How about...thoughtful, remembering...on time? AHHHH! WARMING UP!

Have I told you in this post how damn cute you are?


company_od 44M
70 posts
7/13/2006 5:50 pm

Happy Birthday or Somethin'! LOL Too bad you can't make it to the party. Was hopin to meet ya.


wildoats19622 56M
3530 posts
7/13/2006 8:36 pm

MMMMM nibble nibble MMMMMMMMM nibble nibble nibble

Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.


BaronessK 53F

7/14/2006 12:24 am

    Quoting company_od:
    Happy Birthday or Somethin'! LOL Too bad you can't make it to the party. Was hopin to meet ya.
Company, I left my special sunshade clip-ons in B'ham at J's, along with my mechanic...and I prefer one on one meetings anyway, hun!


BaronessK 53F

7/14/2006 12:28 am

    Quoting wildoats19622:
    MMMMM nibble nibble MMMMMMMMM nibble nibble nibble
Just a little lower...and turn around!


wildoats19622 56M
3530 posts
7/14/2006 12:29 am

It's after midnight now, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!

Wild

Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.


BaronessK 53F

7/14/2006 2:57 am

    Quoting wildoats19622:
    It's after midnight now, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!

    Wild
By the time the site posted it then I saw it, it's almost 5 in the morning, now! Thanks, hun.


Sweetpickles69 48F

7/14/2006 7:18 am

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Sorry, I'm late, had own "COMMENT WHORING" contest on my blog yesterday, trying to make it to 1000 comments. I made it, plus!

Peace & Blog On,
Pickles


Peace,
Pickles


skyking412004 54M
5363 posts
7/14/2006 8:56 am

_____I think you just did. You are too.


BaronessK 53F

7/14/2006 1:38 pm

    Quoting Sweetpickles69:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

    Sorry, I'm late, had own "COMMENT WHORING" contest on my blog yesterday, trying to make it to 1000 comments. I made it, plus!

    Peace & Blog On,
    Pickles
Then between your blog and hover's the damn site isn't letting me see who's got a new post up every time. Well, congratulations!


BaronessK 53F

7/14/2006 1:48 pm

Seriously, ya are.... Wasn't going for a 'pick me up'...well, depending on whatcha wanted to pick up {me spirits or me}....


blueguy1051 61M

7/14/2006 10:23 pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!


intierzha 44M

7/15/2006 12:18 am

A fine Happy Birthday to you... Had I logged on sooner, I would have posted sooner... thanks for the reminder on my blog, lol. (btw, you and my dad share the same birthday, though more than a few years a part, he just turned 55

Take care,

C.


BaronessK 53F

7/15/2006 1:27 am

Well, hello, blue...where did you come from? Thanks for the birthday wishes!


BaronessK 53F

7/15/2006 1:37 am

Come on now, intierzha, log me, baby, post me, comment me, oh yeahhhh! {And do NOT remind me that you're a babe in blogland by telling me your DAD's age, please! }


rm_cru1972 45M
4407 posts
7/15/2006 5:25 am

MMMMMMM finallyh you are old enuff for me to start having *impure thoughts* about. I'm sorry I forgot till I got back on the blogs, but better late than never right?


BaronessK 53F

7/15/2006 7:18 am

    Quoting rm_cru1972:
    MMMMMMM finallyh you are old enuff for me to start having *impure thoughts* about. I'm sorry I forgot till I got back on the blogs, but better late than never right?
Old enough?! You're 34, and I just turned 42...ya wanting a MILF or something?

It's nice that you were thinking about me at all, hun...so thanks! Oh, and drats...another blog to read?! I'll get to it, but now it's time for bed...and SLEEP!


MisterPriapus 58M
6980 posts
7/16/2006 5:10 pm

Berry many bouncing, boinging belated best Birthday Wishes. You may not've gotten your wish on your B'day, but it looks like you're getting there. Bon chance!

.

.

Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

.


BaronessK 53F

7/16/2006 11:19 pm

    Quoting MisterPriapus:
    Berry many bouncing, boinging belated best Birthday Wishes. You may not've gotten your wish on your B'day, but it looks like you're getting there. Bon chance!

    .
It's okay, whether I got it or not, hun...I was making a comment about 'comment whores'! {Told you I was trying to 'drive it into the ground'! }


BadAssBlonde1 58F
4989 posts
7/17/2006 12:45 am

Happy Belated Birthday, Baroness. I was at a friends blog, fastfifties's and was directed here. I look forward to getting to know you better. O dear Me, if there is any behaving to be done, I can't say that I'll be able to do that. LOL...I'll stay tuned. Hope your Day was Special with a great deal of LOVE & JOY.

Cordially,
Lady Hunter / BAB

After all the sex is gone, there is the mind - Lady Hunter / BAB

Copyright © House of Lady Hunter 1998-2009


BaronessK 53F

7/17/2006 2:55 am

    Quoting BadAssBlonde1:
    Happy Belated Birthday, Baroness. I was at a friends blog, fastfifties's and was directed here. I look forward to getting to know you better. O dear Me, if there is any behaving to be done, I can't say that I'll be able to do that. LOL...I'll stay tuned. Hope your Day was Special with a great deal of LOVE & JOY.

    Cordially,
    Lady Hunter / BAB
Ah, Lady...you associate with quite a few fine folks...fastfifties, NG and Lady Stee, and so on. We could behave...badly? Thanks for stopping in! {I've been meaning to check your blog out...NG and you mentioned, uhmmmm, some 'interesting' things...even if I never really try them, I would like to know more about them. I bookmarked it, this time.


rm_kelli4u2dew 42F
5220 posts
7/24/2006 11:34 am

Happy belated Birthday. Sorry for being late.


BaronessK 53F

7/24/2006 2:32 pm

Late? Hell, if ya are...the kid is NOT mine!

You have been...hmmmm...a bit busy! Amazing how a post about being called a comment whore and all gets so many comments...gotta luv it! Wonder if the maggots that started this crap have slid back under their rocks yet?

Thanks for the birthday wishes...as long as I'm still breathing, I got my main wish!


LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
7/25/2006 12:14 am

Whew...I coulodn't come over here until I found the perfect birthday present...and you know what??...they fuggin back-ordered it, and now they tell me I can't get it at all...so now, not only am I 10 days past your birthday, I have not one thing to offer except a comment and an big *BLOGGERS BIRTHDAY HUG*....


BaronessK 53F

7/25/2006 8:21 pm

    Quoting LustyTaurus:
    Whew...I coulodn't come over here until I found the perfect birthday present...and you know what??...they fuggin back-ordered it, and now they tell me I can't get it at all...so now, not only am I 10 days past your birthday, I have not one thing to offer except a comment and an big *BLOGGERS BIRTHDAY HUG*....
Since you feeling all 'male guilty' and everything...I won't admit to only coming to your blog and reading your comments on other people's blogs so I can stare at ya ass, LT....


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