Oh man have u ever????  

Barbiebunny69 45F
1457 posts
8/14/2005 10:47 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Oh man have u ever????

...Left a vibrator running on your coochie and U fell asleep only to wake up later with the batteries worn out?

...worn the same panties twice because U forgot to wash? (inside out)

...have a "lucky date" piece of clothing or outfit?

...not shaved so u'd behave and not get busy but to only find out hes the sexiest thing on the planet and diddnt care if u shaved anyway?

...used fabreese on the sheets?

...secretly lusted after someone and tried to act soo cool when u were dyin inside?

....strung your bra/undies up on longhorn cow horns over a doorway at a bar?

....thought why dont guys leave their underwear behind?

...had a dream with David Hasselhoff and a rental car?

humm..maybe not..
gang..u got any more
...Have u evers????


8/15/2005 5:41 am

split the zipper in your skirt and kept on dancing anyways,
drank right out of the jug of beer.
teased someone on dance floor and left them to hide the bludge.
AHHHHHHHH Bunzy I could go on forever hahahahaha?*

EdgeofdesireM 48M

8/15/2005 9:55 am

Have you ever:

....not brought a condom because you thought that such would make sure that you behave yourself, only to find yourself staggering through the street lost in a haze of interrupted passion, cursing the gods for you being in an area without a nearby convenience store... How horribly inconvenient.

....ever found yourself on the road to an erotic moment, realizing that you are wearing that spare pair of underwear (you know the kind, the one that sits at the bottom of the underwear drawer to be worn only when you are all out of others) and decide that rather than reveal those to be your current choice of undergarments, run to the restroom and discard them entirely choosing that you would rather be known as a man who goes commando than one with such poor choice in undergarments.

... Have you ever wanted something... or should I say someone.. so bad you can taste it? I have, I do.

mnfun952 103M

8/15/2005 6:21 pm

... fallen asleep while getting a blowjob? yes, she was so bad, it was like she wasn't even there....

Greenguy96 44M

8/15/2005 6:52 pm

LOL thats all to funny

Barbiebunny69 45F

8/16/2005 3:19 am

...fallen asleep when someone was sucking your toes...but he was good...

....left a tiny bit of milk in the carton so u dont have to throw it away yourself but leave it for the next guy...

...timed out exactly when the krispy creme truck delivers so the donuts are hella fresh?....

..drank the most rankest coffee because that was all thats there...or even worse.. a pour thru again with water?

..left the car running because you knew that quickie sex would be so fast why bother...

redmustang91 58M  
8935 posts
8/20/2005 4:30 pm

None of the above! I prefer clean undies and being awake during the sex part. I have known the power of true lust and so make allowances for any dumb things people do while intoxicated! The things we do for ove, or a reasonable facsimile.

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