Just one more...lets call it an encore!!  

Balibabe19 43F
534 posts
8/23/2006 3:59 pm

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8/26/2006 3:38 pm

Just one more...lets call it an encore!!

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night.

A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most... "When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats, dogs and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.

He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while her neighbors approached in a group to ask these questions:

Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? that this man who practiced black magic and stated when he died he would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?

The wife put down her drink and said. . .
"Nah... let the old man dig. I had him buried upside down!"

She had a plan all along!! LURVE IT!!

elysianpleasure 48M

8/23/2006 7:41 pm

lol... I needed that.

Balibabe19 43F

8/23/2006 7:56 pm

I am glad it brightened your day!

notdustyagain 57M

8/24/2006 3:02 pm

You always brighten my day

Balibabe19 43F

8/24/2006 3:28 pm

Welcome Back!

economickrisis 56M

8/24/2006 9:22 pm


You're a true blue riot

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TonyPlays 65M

8/25/2006 1:10 pm

the poor bastard will probably dig his way all the way to China and wonder where he is.

dustywidgetonly 60M

8/26/2006 6:41 am

Happy for you

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