Main Reason Parents Shouldn't Lie to their Children  

BEACHBNDBABE 44F
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5/1/2006 4:44 pm

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Main Reason Parents Shouldn't Lie to their Children


Main Reason Parents Shouldn't Lie To Their Children
Body: There's this one kid named billy

so billy goes to see his parents argue

and the mom calls the husband a "bastard"

and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch"

and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard"

and the mom say's "well billy a bitch a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"

and then later billy goes outside to see his front yard and later hears "oh put your penis in my vagina"

and goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina"

and her moms says "Well billy penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"

and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "Shit"

and billy said "Dad whats shit"

And then his dad says
"Well billy Shit is a type of Shaving cream "

and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!"

and then billy says to his mom"Mom whats fuck"

"Well billy fuck is a way cutting the turkey"

and Then later the guest arrive and billy goes to them and says

"Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your penises and vaginas,
my dads upstairs wiping the shit off his face, and my mom is fucking the Turkey"

NickRules999 40M
9464 posts
5/1/2006 5:10 pm

LOL!!!!!

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?


Djeeper1987 48M

5/1/2006 5:12 pm

LOL Thats just too funny!

Carpe Diem


mmmslick 106F

5/1/2006 5:21 pm

It could actually happen......out of the mouth of babes ....lol


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