mm0206 is mmmmmmm mmmmmmm good!  

AtomicArtist0 46M
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5/10/2006 10:10 pm

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mm0206 is mmmmmmm mmmmmmm good!

When I posted about my potential 2000th commenter, my other posts had remained stagnant and unchanged for three days. This led me to believe that it was safe to post a 2000th commenter competition, but then after I posted it, many of you began to comment on several of the other older posts creating a difficult situation in tallying up the true winner. I had to count each new comment from previous posts and count the minutes between them to determine which comment came into which order. Boy, was that ever more math than I ever wanted to do! (Damn you people!) Anyway, it all turned up ok. After killing most of my remaining brain cells on advanced algebraic formulas, I've come to the sound conclusion that [blog mm0206] has been my rightful 2000th commenter. Take a nice long steamy gawk at her lovely picture there. mm0206 I'll let you soak that in for awhile. Ok. Now that you have her image burned into memory, I want to publicly announce that she did not follow the rules of the competition. First off, she did not choose a character. She said…not once, but twice that she didn't want a character competition but rather wanted to be seduced by yours truly. And lets face it...who wouldn't want that? Secondly, she posted three comments and not two. Just so you all know, her third comment was not the winning comment. She also presumed that she wouldn't win and therefore her amorous requests would probably not be made public. Because I also have a rebellious streak and sometimes don't always follow the rules, rather than disqualifying a winner, I will grant her request...sort of.

As she did not choose two characters, I have taken the difficult liberties of choosing two for her. She had also requested to be seduced, so I've gathered, in my opinion, the two most vile men who have ever graced my blog. Ladies and gents, please welcome Robert P. Kimball III, CEO of Kimball's Soup, INC and Truimph The Insult Comic Dog. Both have been drinking heavily and both are in rare form. This ought to be interesting. Take it away, boys!

“Ready to knock back another boilermaker, Truimph?”
“Oh man, not another one!”
“Too late to complain now, (burp) phew...I've already poured. Salute!”
“No matter how many of those I have...(hiccup)...It still tastes like ass.”
“And now the beer chaser (glug glug glug)”
“I can't...(hiccup)...I can't see straight, man”
“Hey, aren't we supposed to be seducing some broad?”
“Yes, what do you think I'm doing? (brrrrrppp...phew!)”
“Triumph, stop licking your damn nuts! Show some respect for the lady for Christ’s sake!”
“You're just jealous, man! (brrrrp) You wish you could do this.”
“Well, yes, what man wouldn't want to...(brrrrrp)...what man wouldn't want to do that?”
“Maybe if you be nice to me and pet my head maybe I'll let you.”
“awwww gross!...you stupid dog!”
“He he he...I keed, I keed, man! Hey, what’s this broad's name, anyway?”
“mm0206. What do you think of that name?”
“What’s that queer robot's name on Star Wars, man?”
“You must be thinking of C3PO.”
“Yeah, that’s it! Hey, check out my impersonation, man! I - AM - A - ROBOT. MY - NAME - IS M - M - OH TWO - OH SIX. I - AM - PROGRAMMED - FOR- AUTO - EROTIC - STIMULATION.”
“Hey, that’s pretty good...(hiccup)...that’s pretty good, Triumph! Where is this gal from, anyway?”
“Oh, that big, red Jesus state down south, man!”
“awww yeah...(brrrrrp)...you know, sex toys are illegal down there...and they have the most amount of executions.”
“I don't know how many threesomes I've had with hot bitches that wouldn't have been possible without sex toys, man. (hiccup...phew) like this one I had the other night with a pug and a collie. A gentleman never kisses and tells, but...um...they liked it hard!”
“I hear you Triumph.”
“They pooped on ME, man! It was crazy!”
“I can...(brrrrp)...I can sooo relate, my friend. (brrrrrp)”
“Then the pug's master comes out into the back yard and blasts us with a goddamned hose!”
“Come to think of it, that has happened to me, too.”
“We have so much in common...(brrrrrp)...you're the best...(hiccup)...you're the best guy a guy can ever have, man!”
“Well, lets get to the seduction, my fine friend. (brrrrrrrppp) phew...that tasted like shit. You got any pick up lines that the broads are into? (hiccup) I got one...Baby, yer feet must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all night. Oh and then there is…Are you looking for Mr. Right or Mr. Right Now? he he he I'm funny!”
“Or how about...something like...um...I'm going to arrange the alphabet...(brrrp)...arrange the alphabet to put U and I something something.”
“You messed that one up! How 'bout My face...(brrrrp)...is a bus, see. and it departs in five minutes. (brrrp) be on it. he he he! I can't believe how seductive I am! (brrrrrpppppp!!)”
“Or how 'bout. Baby, I wanna get out...(hiccup)...get out my telescope and take a good look at Uranus!”
“Now you're just being, stupid Triumph!”
“Hey, you’re roughly her age. What do you think of her look?”
“Eh, she kinda looks like my ex-wife. I’d still do her, though.”
“Which one, man? I’ve heard you had more marriages than that slut German Shepard neighbor of mine has had bones buried in her.”
“Yeah, I have banged a lot of bitches, Triumph.”
“Haven’t…(brrrrrp)…we all? I’ve banged so many bitches. Corgis, Chihuahuas, Terriers, Poodles. Those Chinese Dogs With The Bald Asses.”
“We are…(hiccup)…sooo loaded!”
“Yes, we are pretty drunk, man.”
“No, I mean we’re loaded. We’re rich. Both of us! I’m a CEO of a major fucking soup company and you’re…um…whatever the hell you are…a famous puppet dog!”
“Yes, it is true, man! (brrrrrrppppp!!) I piss on hundred dollar bills just so I can see the expression on Ben Franklin’s face, man!”
“We’re two…(huccup)…we’re two rich guys. Mm0206...whatever the hell her name is…(brrrrrrrppppp)…phew, almost lost it there…whatever her name is. She can’t resist our charms, pal. Lets say…(brrrrrp)…lets say we do a line of coke off of the crack of her ass? Since we’re two rich, charming guys.”
“I got a better idea, man….(brrrrrrpppp!!)”
“What’s that? (hiccup)”
“Why not have her smear peanut butter on her pussy, man. Then I can…(brrrrp)… lick it off. Just like I did with Linda Lovelace, man. Everyone knows, (hiccup)Linda Lovelace enjoys the human/dog relations.”
“You’re a sick dog, Triumph…(brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppp!!!!)…oh God, its coming up.
Don’t do it, man!”
“I’m…(brrrrrrpppppp)…I’m gonna hurl!”
“Don’t do it, man!”
“RRRRRRRRROOOOLLLLLFFFF!!!”
“Oh, gross, man! What the hell is that?”
“My own Kimball’s Corn Chowder…(brrrrppp)”
“I wouldn’t eat your crappy product if you paid me.”
“Its good food!”
“Yeah…good food…FOR ME TO POOP ON!! Apparently…(hiccup)…you liked it so much you hurled all over your loafers. You know…You’re a good guy. I like you, man…(brrrrppp)…normally, I only eat my own vomit…(bbbbrrrppppppp!!!)…after I eat grass. Then I throw up and then eat it. Cuz I don’t know any better. Since I like you so much…(hiccup)…and I’m drunk as hell…I’m gonna eat your vomit.”
“Awwwww, gross, don’t do it, triumph!”
“Here we go.”
“Oh, man, that is so gross. They don’t call you lap dog for nothing! Oh, I’m gonna hurl again!”


Wow! A soup CEO and a puppet dog drinking together and lapping up vomit. Who hasn’t had a night like that, huh? While Triumph and Mr. Kimball sing an off-key duet of Margaritaville, and before they get too out of hand, I want to thank you all for commenting and for making me the blogging phenomenon that I am. I want to congratulate the lovely mm0206 for being my 2000th commenter and I encourage you all to check out [blog mm0206] While you’re there, I’d like to encourage men and women alike to leave the worst, stupidest, and cheesiest pick up lines you know. Worse than the ones triumph and Mr. Kimball came up with. She may appear shy at first, but she likes the dirty ones. Why do you think she hangs out around my blog more than that one weird unemployed guy at the comic book shop? Sweetheart, I hope you are thoroughly seduced. Congrats again on winning. I have a big mess to clean up here. Good night everybody!


rm_mm0206 70F
7767 posts
5/11/2006 12:54 am

I guess you are wondering if that turned me on.....

a little..
wellll more than a little.
OK! so it did turn me on...
dont make me get graphic here.oh god
normally I dont laugh when I get turned on,
ya know just a lot of heavy breathin and incessant pleas..
but jeez Atomic a puke eatin puppet dog ....
crap. ...
you are so damn crazy.
you know I will go to bed tonight dreamin of a puke eatin dog puppet......
NOT
however that twisted little smirk that says kiss off bunko, turns me into jelly... grape jelly with peanut butter...
god you are rubbin off on me,
I am turnin into a twisted smug junkie...

yes I admit I hang out over here,you hardly ever come to my blog and I need a good laugh quite often.
and you know I will be completely speechless when my blog is overwhelmed ....
yeah sure
...I dont intend to place bets on it.

Thank you Atomic, you are a swell guy and so freakin funny.
hugs... m.


AtomicArtist0 replies on 5/15/2006 11:46 pm:
heh...laughing and turned on, eh? the best of both worlds. I'm glad you liked it. You deserved it. You deserve the sickest turn on ever and you got it. I'm glad you won, sweetie.

LabioBent 106M
2082 posts
5/11/2006 9:25 am

ROFLMFAO!

TOP AWARDS FOR:

"I - AM - A - ROBOT. MY - NAME - IS M - M - OH TWO - OH SIX. I - AM - PROGRAMMED - FOR- AUTO - EROTIC - STIMULATION.”

LABIO


AtomicArtist0 replies on 5/15/2006 11:48 pm:
yes, I enjoyed the robot impersonation, too. So...are you supposed to be a knee with rug burns? or an elbow? or the back of a bald guy's head? whats your deal?

rm_art_persists 52M
1789 posts
5/11/2006 8:47 pm

Cheesy pick up: "Hi, Dick Hungwell" (as you shake hands with the lovely)


AtomicArtist0 replies on 5/15/2006 11:49 pm:
Dick Hungwell. nice!

saddletrampsk 55F

5/11/2006 9:37 pm

Man..thats so fucking nasty..I have such a mental image in my head now..thanks alot eh..dry heaving


AtomicArtist0 replies on 5/15/2006 11:49 pm:
mental images is what i do.

somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
5/12/2006 2:42 am

DON'T SHOOT!

We may both be on the same side.

STUFF HAPPENS!


AtomicArtist0 replies on 5/15/2006 11:50 pm:
ummmm....hmmmm. nope. not convinced.

LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
5/13/2006 1:32 pm

mm0206 is awesome Atomic..a very fitting winner of your 2000th comment prize...congrats to both of you...

About the Puppet Dog and the Soup Nazi...LOLOL...nothing to say, they are as twisted and nuts as you Atomic!!

lustytaurus


AtomicArtist0 replies on 5/15/2006 11:51 pm:
thanks Taurus. shes a very worthy winner. as for Mr. Kimball and Truimph being as sick as me...well, birds of a feather flock together.

multitasksextoy 60M  
3511 posts
5/14/2006 7:36 am

Lifes a bitch and then she whelps,ya okay what ever.Good story and I think congrats to the winner.Pick up line uuummmm how about you should wear someting that I think would look good on you,ME!!!Later Atomic.


AtomicArtist0 replies on 5/15/2006 11:52 pm:
yes, I'm not sure she won anything either...but she seems happy about it. So I'm happy to oblige.

LabioBent 106M
2082 posts
5/16/2006 2:34 am

I'M A KNEE! A RIGHT KNEE!

SUFFERING FROM SHEET BURNS!

MET A NYMPHO! SHE HAD BEEN WITHOUT FOR 16 YEARS!

24 HOURS LATER, THIS IS HOW I LOOKED!

NEXT VISIT,MY MASTER TOOK KNEE PADS! BUT WE DID NOT KNEED THEM! SHE WANTED ALL THE DOMINANT POSITIONS!

THE PRICE A KNEE HAS TOPAY AND THE SACRIFICES A KNEE HAS TO MAKE!

LEFTY (THE OTHER KNEE HER0) TOOK IT EVEN WORSE!!!!!!!

Labio


AtomicArtist0 replies on 5/16/2006 12:29 pm:
thanks for clearing things up. I knew there was some kind of friction burn involved. And you say lefty got it even worse. heh!

skyking412004 54M
5363 posts
5/16/2006 4:40 am

_____Congrats m.|||||For a pick up line, how about...I was wondering if you could do me a favor. I haven't had a good blow job in such a long time.


AtomicArtist0 replies on 5/16/2006 12:31 pm:
good pick up line. now go tell it to mm. with pick ups that bold, how can a girl resist?

somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
5/16/2006 4:57 am

RELAX, dude! Your only purpose in this life may be to rest and recover from some previous life.


AtomicArtist0 replies on 5/16/2006 12:31 pm:
I'm still recovering from like three lives ago.

somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
5/16/2006 5:26 pm

I’d say that’s remarkable, Sir, if not damned near enlightening.


MrNuttz05 50M

5/20/2006 5:32 am

For some inexplicable reason, I was waiting for 'Triumph' to piss on 'Kimball'... But gross is gross my friend I will definitely visit her & leave the 'worse' pick up line of all time... BTW, what do you think of Nuttz in a tie?


AtomicArtist0 replies on 5/20/2006 1:21 pm:
they probably would have pissed on each other and done all kinds of other nasty shit if I hadn't stepped in and broke them up. As it was, I had to turn the firehose on them and clean up after their mess. You look pretty damn fine in a purple pimpin' suit and tie. But as your pictures always had a cap or bandana, I didn't know your shaved head looked like a milk dud. now I know. As fine as you look in that suit and tie, I still wouldn't buy a used car off of you. Now that I mention it, I don't think anyone would buy a used car off of me even when I'm in a suit. I look dangerous. Like a quiet, calculating little hit man.

AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
5/27/2006 10:10 am

nah, the two guys just puked and passed out on the bathroom floor. mm still seemed thorougly impressed for some reason. And recycled soup? gorss!


rm_Mandrake_M 62M

7/31/2006 9:34 am

One hell of a ball, Atomic. You crazy nutter-I can see why the women drool over you.


AtomicArtist0 replies on 7/31/2006 12:36 pm:
yeah...you get some jerky soup guy and a puppet dog drinking together and suddenly the girls are drooling for you. Who would have knew that was the formula for success?

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