This Is My 33rd Post...Whos Yer Daddy Now!?  

AtomicArtist0 46M
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1/5/2006 6:33 pm

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This Is My 33rd Post...Whos Yer Daddy Now!?

Yep, you heard right, I made it all the way to the big 33rd post. WOOOHOOOO!!! PAAARRRTYYY!!

Now you may be saying..."hey, Atomic, you pansy-ass bitch. I've got hundreds of blog entries. I'm the king or queen of the fucking world! What gives with you and your dumbass blog?" Well, the answer is simple...I don't need The Man telling me which blog entries to get excited about. You all may get your panties in a bunch over your 100th or your 300th post...not me, I'm different that way. I get all gushy over the low numbers...and odd ones at that. New to the world and not so sure what all this hype is about?...well, scroll down to see 33 reasons why I'm the comment whore-beast I have become.

This is a momentous occasion for me as I figured I'd end up in a ditch before my 15th post or maybe even buried up to my neck in a colony of fire know...thats just the way I do business.

Its been a great 33 posts. We've laughed together...we've cried together...well, mostly you cried and I laughed at you...but none the less, lets celebrate. Maybe I'll celebrate by snorting blow off the chest of a $1000 a night whore...or maybe I'll bust a bottle of champaign over my head and crap in a hot tub. The possibilities are endless when you're rolling with the wit...the charm...the humor...the Atomic Artist. As skyking said he has trouble distinguishing between fact and fiction, so I will more than likely do laundry and watch MXC. I'm such a loser.

But enough about will you celebrate this momentous occasion? And while you're at it...tell me what is your favorite post(s) on your own blogs. This will offer an opportunity for me to get my head out of my ass and learn more about you, the voting public, because as crass and self centered as I like to pretend to be...Daddy really loves you.

Awww, see, I tried to come across as a bigger than life self-centered prick and instead I got all mushy and sentimental.

jakblack36 49M

1/5/2006 8:35 pm

Congratulations on your 33rd post or whatever the hell the low number. In honor of this momentous occasion let me be one of the first to tell you what a swell guy we all think you are.

"I have never seen a bigger fart smeller. I mean...aww heck he's just neat." -Jorge W. Bush

"He's hot!"- Paris Hilton's maid

"Happy Birthday"- The drunk that molested not that one.

"Motherfucker hit dat one out of da park, word to your mother"-Jakblack

CelticKarma 44F
1350 posts
1/5/2006 8:39 pm

My favorite posts are on the other blog... on this one, I'd say [post 193108]...

giasine 43F

1/6/2006 4:44 am

As promised, here I am to invade your blog...!!!

Being I'm always up for a celebration, I agreed that this moment should not fade into history unnoticed. So in honor of this occasion, I did the following:

At precisely midnight, 5 January, a skywriter composed "Giasine Rocks!" directly over Seattle.

A bevy of handlers arrived at my abode to draw me a bath in Kristal; serve me beluga caviar, imported on ice directly from Moscow; and whip me up a fabulous dinner of filet mingon presented upon antique English bone china, and consumed with sterling silver flatware.

I boarded a private plane to Jose Eber's salon in NYC, for the utmost in pampering- spa treatment, mani/pedi, massage, hair and makeup.

I was transported via stretch limo to House of Versace where Donatella personally attended me- I was fitted with a one-of-a-kind haute couture cocktail dress, and strappy sandals.

Then my limo driver, Jens, took me over to Harry Winston Jewelers, where I was draped in the finest diamonds.

Back to the airfield, where my plane awaited me- and flew me straight away to Los Angeles in record time!

Upon arrival, none other than Trent Reznor himself met me at LAX, with a bouquet of a dozen scarlet roses, that he hand-selected not even an hour prior. When our eyes met, he was nothing less than enthralled.

He squired me to Nobu, where we dined upon sushi and gyoza, prepared right in front of us by gourmet miracle-workers. We chatted, flirted, giggled, fed each other from our plates, and held hands under the table.

Originally we had planned to go to a concert, but passion was in the air, and we could wait no longer. We went back to his multi-million dollar home and...........

OH!! We were supposed to be celebrating YOUR post???!!!


caressmewell 54F

1/6/2006 9:24 am

Woohoo!! Number 33!! Dare to be different, I say go for it. Blog on Atomic {=}

bangingmyhead 55M
157 posts
1/6/2006 6:07 pm

My favorite post? You mean I gotta name one? I guess the one I wrote about here Sex Between Species

Congratulations on a massive 33 enteries! It's the content that matters, not the number enteries (hmmmm, sounds kinda familiar - I can't quite place it...).

AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
1/6/2006 6:30 pm

jak...I really liked that one SNL skit you did where you played a troll who held a maiden virgin captive and a gallant knight was supposed to kill you and rescue her. Instead you convinced him that his maiden virgin was a pain in the ass and not worth the trouble as older chicks in their 40's were a lot more freaky-deaky in the sack. You know the ones I'm talking about...the ones that have been around the block a few times...the ones you can't get knocked up anymore what with the hysterectomy...the ones who are still at the bar when it closes...the ones who'd give you a rim job for a couple sips of your Micholeob. ahhhh, good times.

Anyway...thanks for congradulating me on my 33rd post and thanks for bringing along those almost celebrities. Jorge and I go way back and I think I once schtooked Paris Hilton's maid in an ally behind Krispy Kreme...she is desperate and in her 40's after all.

AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
1/6/2006 6:35 pm

Karma...yes, I did get a chance to read that mean the part about floating is just a dream? Darn, and I thought I could really fly.

No matter what form you take, I'm happy to see you around. Don't let the knuckledraggers crush your spirit. With that said...try to completely avoid the above comment I made to jakblack. We're just a couple of good ol' boys cracking jokes.

MissAnnThrope 57F
11488 posts
1/6/2006 6:45 pm

Congratulations! Hey, I got all excited about my 42nd post and held my towel as I wrote it. But I thought pointing that out would be a bit too geeky.

AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
1/6/2006 6:53 pm

giasine...welcome to my blog, my dear, and I hope to see many more returns.

I think I did see that giasine rocks message above my apartment but with all the rain around here, I thought it said gasoline sucks. I figured it was a message from those earthy-crunchy solar power advocates. it seems you celebrated my 33rd post in greater style than I did so kudos for you.

It seems your blood is bluer than mine as I have been court ordered to keep out of any place classier than Red Lobster. I've never been to Nobu so do they have the Jack Daniel's grilled shrimp platter like they do at T.G.I. Fridays? Man, thats some good eatin'! And do the waitresses wear all those pins ans suspenders? Talk about classy!

Oh...and, um...sorry to tell you, but Trent and I adopted a Cambodian baby together. That was during that week I was a world famous blogger just before my downward spiral toward being a drunken has-been. See what I did there...downward spiral...heh? Anyway, that week I also married Brittney Spears for 49 minutes and was invited to all of P-Diddy's parties and made a sex video with Tommy Lee. Now, I'd sell my body for crack. Anyway, hope you're not too upset about Trend and me.

AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
1/6/2006 6:55 pm

caress...thank you dear for the continious support. because you said so, I will blog on.

AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
1/7/2006 12:52 am sneaky dog! Well, You made me look at your highlighted post and now I'm a regular reader. Thank you for the warm compliments. Yes, its true, its not quantity, but quality that counts for me. I don't blog every day, but I try to make each entry a gem. I'm not one to take a dump on Blogland three times a day like the leading brand. Have a great 2006 (better than 05) and I hope to see you here often.

AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
1/7/2006 12:56 am

MissAnn...42nd post...towel...oh, I get it! A hitchhiker's guide reference! I guess that makes me pretty geeky for knowing it.

1023 posts
1/7/2006 1:50 pm

Congrats to you Atomic, I've decided as special as your writing style, for obviously you were taught the broken tiger claw by the great wudan master himself, that we must count your posts in the likening to human years to dog years. Being one who takes a sh** in blogville at least once a day sometimes five, I'd have to tell you enjoy this youth, for just like that never ending little cryp bud of pot that I sold my soul to the Devil for, it's never as good as your first try, no matter how much fire you put to it. This being said, I'll have to direct you to my first page and probably my third attempt or so. I liked my first one the best, but it is just too damn short to tell you about. So this is my suggestion, [post 120812], my the Gods have mercy upon our souls... or something.

Great post, you've done it again, and you've got something on your nose, no, other side.

AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
1/7/2006 9:58 pm you take a shit in blogland sometimes five times a day, eh? from what I've read, thats not all you do five times a day. I linked to your suggested blog entry and liked it very much. The photo is priceless and it was interesting to see who had commented to you way back then. My, oh my have times changed.

saddletrampsk 55F

1/7/2006 11:38 pm

Well I like one of my earlier posts coz I put my own naked pics in that I have blogged more I just google for some tits or cock..hehe
[post 99254] God, I'm such a slut..hehe

GoddessOfTheDawn 106F
11240 posts
1/8/2006 5:38 am

congratz, and plz .....

blog on!!

AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
1/8/2006 12:12 pm

thank you goddess for your continued encouragement. Hmmm...I can't seem to think of anything witty and snappy to go with congratz and blog on. Perhaps Robert P. Kimball III, CEO of Kimball Soup, INC. might have some snappy soup related wisecrack for you if you addressed him.

ArgosPlumyKooky 46F
3902 posts
1/8/2006 9:10 pm

i get excited everytime my number grows, posts are hard to cum by favorites, nope, not me. . . . congrats on your super 33!

AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
1/8/2006 10:31 pm

snatch...I get excited when a lot of things grow... those toys you get that you can drop in water and it grows into a dinosaur or a giant hand.

AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
1/9/2006 7:07 pm

biggirlz...I just read that post and HOLY SHIT! is it good. I don't know how I missed it before. catchy title, too...a lot meaner than your sweet sensibilities. I like it, thank for sharing.

AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
1/9/2006 7:10 pm

tipadee...yes, i do like that one as well. I recall being almost in tears laughing when I first read it. Its a very good post.

skyking412004 54M
5363 posts
1/14/2006 7:06 pm

_____Holy shit...My name in lights. Well, not in lights, really. On one of the highest ranked blogs in the U.S. What? Oh. One of the most read blogs on AdultFriendFinder. What do ya mean, no? Well...At least Atomic spelled my name right, and on no less than in his Thirty-Third blog. Wow! I'm honored. No, really. Really. Your seven-million-sexteenth biggest fan. skyking

AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
1/14/2006 8:47 pm

darn, buddy...where have you been? long time no see. well good to have you back. yes, yer name almost in lights...and on my 33rd post no less. Thats 33 more than you have. You should get a blog for the sole purpose of me leaving smartass comments on it. That way, you too can be world famous.

memeanne74 43F
5991 posts
10/17/2007 10:18 pm

Well Obviously I am about a few years late on the Damn Congrat's !

Shit your gonna make me pick one...


SMACK...a bit on the kinky be forewarned..


" I think the quality of sexiness comes from within. It is something that is in you or it isn't and it really doesn't have much to do with breasts or thighs or the pout of your lips."

AtomicArtist0 replies on 10/17/2007 11:28 pm:
yes, I spotted and and sent you one as well. Very nice story indeed.

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