That 70's Chick  

AtomicArtist0 46M
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5/23/2006 9:00 pm

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That 70's Chick

If I were to describe her in one word or less, it would be “rare”. This is what I was thinking as I sat across from her at breakfast the next morning.

She called me on her cell phone from just down my street. She had arrived, but wasn’t too sure which apartment was mine. I went out there to greet her and to meet her for the first time and when I did, one of the neighborhood boys parked in an illegal spot was already trying to pick up on her. In her sexy little skirt and maroon top, she had the smile, look, and earnest feel of a 70’s superstar…she was a little Karen Carpenter, Farrah Fawcett,, and Marilyn Chambers all rolled into one. Trying to be as cool as Superfly, I flashed her the best devilish Han Solo grin I could muster. In my head, I could hear the theme music to every great 70’s action film ever made.

Wakajawaka Wakajawaka Wakajawaka Wakajawaka

Mine was the Last House On The Left just before the other street intersected. Once inside, I showed her around the pad as we stopped frequently to Kiss…living room here…bathroom there…kiss…bedroom…kiss…over there. That comes later.

Wakajawaka Wakajawaka Wakajawaka Wakajawaka

She told me later that she ate the Chinatown stir-fry I cooked for her only to be polite. All the while, she was wondering when I was going to reach up her skirt and find her American Pie. But alas, Heaven Can Wait.

We needed to eat first…and show her my paintings, which she seemed to enjoy, and the lego hot rods I built almost as nice as the ones on American Graffiti and my recent endeavor still in the works…the Cylon Raider from the original Battlestar Galactica done in large scale. Its decidedly a very 70’s build with its sloping curves and louvers over the window like that of a ‘78 Trans-Am or Camaro. I told her of the lego challenges, the competitions, conventions, websites, allies, friends, enemies, egos, rivalries, and secrets. She said that someone ought to be making a documentary on me. I agreed.

Wakajawaka Wakajawaka Wakajawaka Wakajawaka

With dinner out of the way, we threw around the ideas of going out, but decided upon staying in instead. We opened another couple of beers and she scoped out my DVD collection. Out of all the eclectic treasures in there, she chose The Head Mistress , a quasi-porno from the late 60’s…almost 70’s. Close enough. Good choice. This let me know, without uncertainty, just what sort of mood she was in. We put in the movie and headed to the couch to occasionally crack jokes at the movie between bouts of making out and heavy petting. The mood was light and easy. Finally, I set out to see what she had on under that little skirt.

Wakajawaka Wakajawaka Wakajawaka Wakajawaka

Good God, Yaw!, to quote The Godfather of Soul, James Brown. It turns out she wore nothing at all. Nothing but very thick and natural 70’s style shag carpeting. In a time where everyone shaves, trims, or waxes, this was a surprising change and a turn on. It was extremely wet, like some kid had spilled Ovaltine onto the shag carpet. To use her own words, running my fingers through it was like hearing the theme music to Shaft. Daaaaaammnnn Right!

Wakajawaka Wakajawaka Wakajawaka Wakajawaka

She was rare, alright. I was learning this more and more as the night progressed. First on my living room floor, then in my bedroom on my leopard print sheets under woven thatch and bamboo. Occasionally, I’d push her hair back from her face and watch her go to town with the gusto of Marilyn Chambers and the technique of Linda Lovelace . Watching her work was as captivating as watching the mesmerizing moves of a lava lamp. 70’s action music had quickly turned to 70’s porn music.

Wakajawaka Wakajawaka Wakajawaka Wakajawaka
Chickawow Chichawow Boomchicka Wowwow Boomchicka Wowwow

Whenever we did anything she favored, she let out hard, low grunts never before heard by me or my neighbors. Loud. Damn loud! Later I asked her if she had ever had dorm sex or sex while still living under her parent’s roof where she had to be quiet. She said yes, but had to put a pillow over her face. I thought of the end scene from One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest where the Chief puts a pillow over his friend’s face to take him along in spirit and I wondered if she had ever had the urge to toss a sink out the window after a really good orgasm.

I drove her fast and frantic into the night as Steve McQueen drove in Bullitt . Watching her from behind, this Hot Child In The City I felt as depraved as Alex in A Clockwork Orange during a bit of the Ol’ In-And-Out O me brothers. It made me think…

Who’s the Man?
Hip and slick
This crooked dick
Bulbous on the end
Can you dig it?
I heard this cat is one baaaad Mother…
Shut your mouth!
Baby, I’m just talking about my Shaft!
Daaaaaaammmmnnn Right!

Wakajawaka Wakajawaka Wakajawaka Wakajawaka

If I were to describe her in one word or less, it would be “rare”. This is what I was thinking as I sat across from her at breakfast the next morning when I replayed the sequence of events from the night before…the kissing, the dinner, the laughing, the movies. We got along easily and had so much in common and so much fun. We parted ways shortly after breakfast as she had to go to work. This was ok, as I wasn’t expecting her to stay the night. Apparently neither was she, as she didn’t bring a change of clothes. Luckily her work was nearby. I knew I had a good friend for sure as I watched her head off down hill to work in her maroon top and skirt without any panties. I knew it would only be a matter of short time before I saw her again. Until then, I have my fond memories.

To see her side of the story written in her words, click here: I bagged a blogger my day without panties

QueenOfSwords 36F

5/23/2006 9:37 pm

lol A fun read

AtomicArtist0 replies on 5/24/2006 9:37 pm:
hey! you're new. welcome here. There is plenty more funny stuff where that came from so come on back sometime.


5/24/2006 12:00 am

I like that old vocorder sound they used for the sound of the cylons in Galactica.

But for all around cheese video effects simply nothing could beat Dr. Who. His theme song and intro was quite cheesily cool too.

I was always partial to the early pre Charlies Angels version of Jaclyn Smith when she was the original Breck girl.


AtomicArtist0 replies on 5/24/2006 10:13 pm:
I liked the old vocorder sounds, too. as for Dr. Who, the theme music was way better than the show and I loved all the Angels in their tight white jumpsuits.

rm_AnOddGirl 58F
3469 posts
5/24/2006 1:02 am

Well they remade Battlestar with a girl as Starbuck, regenerated Dr. Who with Chris Eccleston, but I really don't think they will even try to reinvent the porn soundtrack from the 70's. Boomchickawow. Gawd, now that's gonna keep circling inside my head.


AtomicArtist0 replies on 5/24/2006 10:31 pm:
I have since finished the Cylon Raider. it is for a competition and the other guy is building the good guy's Viper. it looks really damn cool! and deadly! and that 70's porn music was kinda cheesy.

cuteNEway 42F

5/24/2006 1:09 am

and here I sit pining for just that kind of date

OK girls we need to clone Atomic so that we can each have one...

tee hee

AtomicArtist0 replies on 5/24/2006 10:38 pm:
but if you cloned me, I wouldn't be a one of a kind individual

but if you cloned me, I wouldn't be a one of a kind individual

but if you cloned me, I wouldn't be a one of a kind individual

but if you cloned me, I wouldn't be a one of a kind individual

but if you cloned me, I wouldn't be a one of a kind individual

multitasksextoy 60M  
3511 posts
5/24/2006 7:07 am

Good post Atomic.Wish I could go back to the 70's.

AtomicArtist0 replies on 5/24/2006 10:40 pm:
just go out with a girl with a thick shag carpet. thats all you need.

rm_mm0206 70F
7767 posts
5/24/2006 5:29 pm

AtomicArtist0 replies on 5/24/2006 10:47 pm:
yeah, I know.

skyking412004 55M
5363 posts
5/24/2006 8:24 pm

_____I guess I should thank you for the excellent "whack off" material. Thanks. (I ain't nuttin' but jealous.

AtomicArtist0 replies on 5/24/2006 10:50 pm:
no, thank YOU. jealous? why, did you want to sleep with me too?

spinmedown 50M
3626 posts
5/24/2006 11:17 pm

Keep On Truckin!

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

AtomicArtist0 replies on 5/24/2006 11:56 pm:

long time no see, my friend!! good to see you. You keep on Truckin' yourself. peace, brother.

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
5/25/2006 12:40 am

this was a great post. went to read the other side, and forgot to come back and give this a thumbs up! (in the critical sense, not as uh, well, you know...)

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

AtomicArtist0 replies on 5/25/2006 4:16 pm:
thanks. you know, I think I bagged a pretty good writer, too. Just don't tell her about our little exploits in "The Hawaiian Room"...shhhh, here she comes!

rm_AnOddGirl 58F
3469 posts
5/25/2006 12:58 am

Post Pictures!!! Please!! I gotta see this Cylon Raider!


AtomicArtist0 replies on 5/25/2006 4:25 pm:
you know...thats a great idea. I just might do that. I'll even dedicate the post to you. You'll have to wait a little bit. My next two posts are planned and possibly three if it goes into the monthly horoscopes, but after that, no problem. I think you'd like it. It measures 22 1/2 inches wide and 15 inches long. It seats three just like in the series and I modeled the seats after the Ferrari 420 Spider, so they are very sleek and space age looking. The saucer wings even slide out to reveal the hidden guns. I built a stand for it also so it looks like its hovering. Its rather sinister looking.

saddletrampsk 55F

5/25/2006 7:57 am

I toast you with my tang and vodka screwdriver..

AtomicArtist0 replies on 5/25/2006 4:26 pm:
that sounds good. can I have a taste?


5/26/2006 1:54 am

If you ever want to find out what the key ingredient in space age Tang is/was just go to your Health Food Supermart and pick up some pure Citric Acid. Then for homebrewed tang just add orange food coloring and and a little sugar and voila.

Space Food Sticks used to be cool too.


AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
5/27/2006 10:51 am

ahhhh...home made tang...should be perfect for long trips on my home made rocket ship.

rm_art_persists 53M
1789 posts
5/27/2006 1:44 pm

fucking beautiful; hopping on my stingray and going for a ride....

AtomicArtist0 replies on 5/28/2006 11:47 am:
beautiful indeed...and your corvette stingray is a pretty nice car as well.

memeanne74 44F
5991 posts
10/22/2007 1:44 pm

"Wakajawaka Wakajawaka Wakajawaka Wakajawaka"
"Chickawow Chichawow Boomchicka Wowwow Boomchicka Wowwow "

That is fucking great !


Makes me think of "Deep Throat " and "Behind The Green Door"

It won't leave my head now ...



" I think the quality of sexiness comes from within. It is something that is in you or it isn't and it really doesn't have much to do with breasts or thighs or the pout of your lips."

AtomicArtist0 replies on 10/22/2007 6:50 pm:
both great movies...and a pretty catchy tune. 70's action soundracks are like my theme music.

christylovesfun 45F  
16698 posts
3/28/2008 6:07 am

Isn't it nice when everything is effortless???

Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale
Her infinite variety. Other women cloy
The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry
Where most she satisfies. For vilest things
Become themselves in her, that the holy priests
Bless her when she is riggish. ~~ from Antony & Cleopatra

AtomicArtist0 replies on 3/30/2008 11:10 am:
yeah, it does go pretty well when two peeps just sort of click right away. you want your own kiss and tell all story? Many want me to write about them but it makes my other readers who haven't experienced me oooh so upset. I don't see them for weeks after a tell all post sometimes. I don't write many of them.

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