Mustache Makes Local Man Feel More Mature  

AtomicArtist0 46M
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7/19/2006 9:00 pm

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Mustache Makes Local Man Feel More Mature

"My new mustache makes me feel more mature" the 23 year old video rental store clerk told our reporters last Monday. The decision to grow the mustache stemmed from renting an entire season of the 80's hit phenomenon, Magnum, P.I. where Tom Selleck solves crimes, drives fast cars and bags hot babes all while sporting his signature mustache.
The theatre major hopes that the new mustache will help attract women thus ending his long bout of awkwardness and unpopularity.

"Playing the tuba and being a civil war aficionado didn't really help with scoring hot babes as I had thought it would, but I have a great feeling that this mustache will soon turn all that around", he confessed while stroking his new mustache, then added "hey, now I can offer mustache rides. It wouldn't make sense to do so without a mostache now would it?"

In spite of the fact that the new look had not yet spawned any action with the ladies,
things are already looking up for the newly mustachioed clerk. "I'm getting a thirty cent raise at the video store next month and Dave (shift manager) might consider me or possibly Steve for employee of the month. That'll get Linda (evening cashier) in my pants in no time."
"I already have my pick up line thought out." He concluded in his best theatrical voice with paused inserted for dramatic effect. "Bold. Rugged. Self-assured. These are the words that describe a man who wears a mustache." He said, then continued" I'm a man of action...but action tempered with maturity...sort of like a fireman or somebody's dad." Then added, "damn, I can't believe how sexy I am."

skyking412004 55M
5363 posts
7/19/2006 9:09 pm

_____The mustache never worked for me either, neither does the beard. ///// I cried when Magnum got killed. ///// Your "quote" at the end would work for Eric, or Fez, on That 70's Show. (he'd have to grow a mustache first.)

AtomicArtist0 replies on 7/22/2006 11:46 am:
the mustache does ok on me but only in conjuction with the goatee to give me an artsy, counter-culture look. With a mustache alone, I'd look like a cop, a molester, or a shift manager at a video store.

QueenofBitches69 48F

7/19/2006 9:34 pm

I have a huge thing for guys with goatees! And guys with beards! But the mustache????

AtomicArtist0 replies on 7/22/2006 11:47 am:
agreed. the goatee is good. see comment above for skyking.

rm_AnOddGirl 58F
3469 posts
7/19/2006 9:52 pm

Ahhh, he invested in the mustache for the rides....

AtomicArtist0 replies on 7/22/2006 11:48 am:
hah! funny! great comment. incidentally, the rides are exactly why I invest in a bus pass.

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
7/19/2006 11:34 pm

I don't understand why he thought it was necessary. I mean really...he was ALREADY a video store clerk, right? If THAT doesn't carry a certain cache, I don't know what does.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

AtomicArtist0 replies on 7/22/2006 11:49 am:
it sure does. They're such movie snobs. They always know the best movies to rent. You'd think that alone would seal the deal for them, but not really.

cuteNEway 42F

7/20/2006 1:21 am

rrrrrrrrr seXXXy 23 year olds with new mustaches...I'm in looovvvveeee

tee hee

AtomicArtist0 replies on 7/22/2006 11:52 am:
he's looking to score some punanny...and he just got a 30 cent raise. He's looking better by the minute. Thanks for his pic, by the way.

multitasksextoy 60M  
3511 posts
7/20/2006 11:50 am

And I thought I had a moutache because I hated shaving my top lip! I've only shaved it off twice Grad and a mishap with a lighter,both times I got shit from everyone ,so thier it sits.

AtomicArtist0 replies on 7/22/2006 11:53 am:
...but with it do you drive fast cars, solve crimes, and bag hot babes?

Looking4sex44240 55F

7/20/2006 12:28 pm

I think guys look very sexy with a mustache, goatee if they take care of it. Atomic you look very sexy in your pic.

AtomicArtist0 replies on 7/22/2006 11:54 am:
yes, the goatee does me well, but mustache alone would make me look strange. (I think) Thanks again for the compliments.

OboesHonedIambs 63F

7/22/2006 1:16 am

A geek with a 'stache is just that. what am I saying? My geeks have always had 'staches. duh-oh!

Instant Human -- Just Add Coffee

AtomicArtist0 replies on 7/22/2006 11:57 am:
glad to know geeks can still score with beautiful babes. Say, I just noticed...I have a mustache! So, come around here often?

OboesHonedIambs 63F

7/22/2006 9:55 pm

AtomicArtist replies on 7/22/2006 12:57 pm:
glad to know geeks can still score with beautiful babes. Say, I just noticed...I have a mustache! So, come around here often?

I drop in from time to time. And you didn't know that there are beautiful babes out there who're geek grrls at heart?? The corollary is that a lot of geek guys are covert hunks

Instant Human -- Just Add Coffee

AtomicArtist0 replies on 7/22/2006 11:06 pm:
yeah...hunks who are good artists, have fascenating hobbies and can write well. Not that I know any. Oh well, back to not being a geek.

catseyes23 62F

7/24/2006 3:08 am

"With a mustache alone, I'd look like a cop, a molester, or a shift manager at a video store."
That was titillating!
Give me a goatee anyday.

AtomicArtist0 replies on 7/24/2006 9:11 pm: wouldn't look good in a goatee. but if you must insist on having facial hair, maybe an unplucked uni-brow would be better.

velvetgrrrl 40F

8/9/2006 3:00 pm

Did you know that the moustache also comes with great powers

Like the ability to be a master of the nunchuks?

I swear I saw it on TV

And TV never lies right?

Hell is when u should have walked away, but u didn't.

AtomicArtist0 replies on 8/11/2006 8:33 pm:
sure...doesn't Chuck Norris have a moustache? he can master anything.

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