I'm Totally Hot And I'll Suck You Dry  

AtomicArtist0 46M
5236 posts
2/27/2006 5:40 pm

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3/11/2006 12:38 am

I'm Totally Hot And I'll Suck You Dry

You see what a demented whore-beast I am?

First I post at an opportune time, hoping to get on the hot list.

Then I use a compelling title to rope you newbies in like a bunch of suckers.

Then I tell you add me to your watched blogs and to come back on the first for the monthly crass horoscopes as they are definitely the happening event around here. As always, comment on the horoscopes and get your own crass reading.

Next thing you know, this post isn’t even about the title that I used to rope you in. I could have been nice and presented an accompanying picture of some smoking hot porn star getting stuffed in both ends like Chinese finger cuffs…just so you think there might be just a glimmer of hope that the title is true. Maybe even just to give you a little something to fantasize about. But no. Just some deranged drunk. I don’t even give you the satisfaction of a reach around. Damn, what a prick I am!

timberwolf6972 45M

2/27/2006 8:00 pm


skyking412004 55M
5363 posts
2/27/2006 8:03 pm

_____Thanks for reminding me that the end of the month draws nigh. I must call and cancell AOL. By the way,I was born unto this lovely little world in March. I don't find whoever that is a picture of to be unattractive.

PrincessKarma 45F
6188 posts
2/27/2006 8:58 pm

But, dahling, we already know you're a CW. Yes, a Comment Whore. But we love you anyway.

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

LaVadaLicious 55F  
2770 posts
2/27/2006 9:36 pm

*giving him the as I zoom by his blog* Your almost as big as bitch as I am darlin

Stop in and Sign The Guest Book



2/27/2006 9:48 pm


MissAnnThrope 57F
11488 posts
2/28/2006 12:32 am

eh, it could be worse. It could have been a pic of Condi Rice or Ann Coulter.

rm_sailorcouple 65M/64F
304 posts
2/28/2006 6:09 am

But I LIKE whore-beasts!!

ediesedgewick 59F

2/28/2006 7:04 am

I like whore beasts too--and only the demented kind. Can't wait for my horoscope--it's my birthday month so I know it'll be extra special/nasty.

All these women calling you a prick--you love it...prick.

rm_mm0206 70F
7767 posts
2/28/2006 9:08 am

you are crazy.........

I think I want you........


skyking412004 55M
5363 posts
2/28/2006 11:10 am

I think she's kinda cute. Just not in her best light. My B.D. is March 27. Looking forward to the Horiscope. Atomic, I'll read you on the lean days because I know you will be continue busting out gems. Besides...you're good even when you're not.

saddletrampsk 55F

2/28/2006 11:13 am

Prick..mmmmmmmm..you deserve a spankin'..

TTigerAtty 63M

2/28/2006 5:11 pm

False advertising, bait and switch tactics, comment whoring and pumping a future posting! Sheesh! This one posting violates everything that is ethical, moral and sacred here in Blogville! I think there may be some material in this one though for a future posting entitled 'Sucked Dry With a Size XXL Chinese Finger Cuff'!
Mmmmmm! Now that feels good!

spinmedown 50M
3626 posts
2/28/2006 5:51 pm

About what I expected.
Back in a few.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
2/28/2006 8:17 pm

timber...ROFLMAO? are you ok? did you just throw up? walk it off.

sil...yeah yer a sucker. I'm a prick. We're all a bunch of something.

karma...all this whoring and you still love me? awwwwww!

hot,sultry meet hot,bothered. hot,bothered meet hot,sultry...yes I'm almost a big a bitch as you. I also look good in stiletto heels.

hot,bothered meet hot,sultry. hot,sultry meet hot,bothered. Gosh, I am a cute prick, aren't I?

mzhuny...it did work, prick. Can a gal be a prick or is it just a guy thing?

MissAnn...yes, it could be worse. Condi Rice. (shudders)

sailorcouple...you like whore-beasts, and I like sailors...we'd get along well.

edie...happy birthday to you, dear. I'll be sure to do something special for you...like smuggle myself into someone's luggageand head out there. Or just make your horoscope really, really good.

mm...anonymous? Anonymous?! Come on, yer not anonymous. everyone can see yer handle and picture. You know you want me! Just say it.

skyking...as this month is yer b-day, I'll be sure you're horoscope is a doozie. I won't, however smuggle myself in someone's luggage to come out to see you like I told edie i would. I'm sure you'll understand, sweet cheeks.

saddle...yes, daddy's been a bad boy. daddy needs a apankin'

tiger...if ya wanna see false advertizing, bait and switch tactics, comment whoring to the worst degree, and violation of anything sacred, moral, and ethical...just visit anyone on the top ten list. yep, I said it.

spin...yeah...you know what to expect. You're no sucker.

Transblucency 45M

2/28/2006 8:31 pm

I didn't really finish the post because it was too long, but I'm here to be sucked dry. I hope you brought lots of chapstick.


skyking412004 55M
5363 posts
3/1/2006 8:18 am

_____Sweet cheeks? Sweet Cheeks? I've never been called aweet cheeks by a guy. Thanks. (I think.) Ya cute hairy little bear.

rm_mm0206 70F
7767 posts
3/1/2006 8:29 am

I can be anonymous if I wanna be....

...AND I believe I did say it.... what you want me to repeat it??

If only Seattle was in Texas.....maybe the state can annex Washington.....but wait you would still be about 8 kazillion miles away .......dang it..
and BTW... I wanna see you in those stilettos.... arent those the notorious fuckmes....
hmmm whatever....
tight hugs...m.

rm_art_persists 53M
1789 posts
3/1/2006 10:21 am

I want her - but then I want anything

AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
3/1/2006 12:38 pm

transblu...not without a picture, sweetie...and you better look good in lipstick. And how impatient are you if ya couldn't even finish a short post. sheesh!

skyqueen,again...yeah I called you sweet cheeks, you big hairy retarded bear, you

mm again...even if Seattle was in texas, I'd still be a zillion miles from you. damn, texas is big!

art...yeah, you want anything is right. I heard you'd make sweet love to an orang utan and still brag about it. Are you vaccuuming in yer picture?

MrNuttz05 50M

3/9/2006 6:21 pm

When will you get help???
I swear if you commit yourself they will not release you...

mangomamiCT 43F

3/10/2006 10:38 pm

I think I used to work with that chick .......

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