Atomic's Cutting Room Floor  

AtomicArtist0 46M
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6/13/2006 10:50 pm

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Atomic's Cutting Room Floor

Some things it seems are better left unwritten. Such could be the case with a few rag-tag ideas I may have written down on a cocktail napkin here or a scrap paper there as ideas hit me, then stored in my laptop’s ideas folder for later use. Writing things down as soon as they hit you, I’ve learned, is vital for anyone with a creative flair. This, incidentally are how most of my crass horoscopes are written. Jotted down in the heat of the moment, then stored for later. It takes an entire month of thinking to come up with enough horoscopes to accommodate twelve for the initial post, then dozens more for your comments. I find new ways to humiliate you and you find ways to come back for more, God help us all.

I also enjoy writing those fake articles and stories. Some, I deem to be pretty ingenious and end up being written and posted quickly for you, dear reader, to consume, laugh at, think about, and even get all up in a tizzy over. It’s a good post, I think if it pisses a few people off. I’ve found also a good post is one that you’re afraid to write.

Some remain on my desktop for awhile as vague ideas, mere titles, random images (like the lovely gal pictured here) and maybe a few disjointed paragraphs. They don’t flow as easily as some of the others. In looking at each of them, I came to realize that maybe they should exist as just titles. They’re crass enough to live on their own as good titles without articles or stories and maybe that’s good enough to call it done. They don’t need to be written unless, of course, I get overwhelming response to get one of them written. (I smell a vote coming along!) Here is a short list of titles I have stored without stories written for them.

1. Contortionist Never Leaves The House
2.Successful Stock Broker Does Business in Aruba, Homeless Guy Does Business In Pants
3.Ron Jeremy Would Like To Thank His Giant Cock
4. Three Year Old Eats Caca, Rushed To Hopskittle
5. Ask A Rich, Self-Centered Socialite Bitch
6. Outta-towners Gyped Twelve Cents On Corn
7. Bi-racial Couple freaks Out Photographer’s Color Balance
8. Naval Officer Leans In To Fart Just As They Snap Picture
9. Ask A Ten Year Old Bully
10. College Slut Just Couldn’t Help Getting Knocked Up On First Day Of School


So there was a few. They probably stand well enough on their own without a story…unless of course you all beg for one. As for Our Lady of Massive Muscles, she is a picture without a story waiting for her appropriate debut…maybe as a character. But who is she and what would she be doing? She’s interesting enough…I think I’ll keep her.


skyking412004 55M
5363 posts
6/14/2006 12:10 am

_____I'll go with Ron Jeremy. Let me rephrase that. I would choose the Ron Jeremy title for a story. Do you realize that even as fat and hairy as the guy is, women still want him for his huge cock? He does seem to have a great sense of humor and he can play the piano. Oh, also, he can cum on cue. My hero. (Right after you, Atomic.)


AtomicArtist0 replies on 6/14/2006 9:20 pm:
yes, as fat and hairy as he is, Ron Jeremy still gets a lot of action. I think only Gene Simmons has slept with more women and hes not exactly a good looker with or without Kiss makeup. That probably puts you at a close third place right behind them you hot, buttery stud muffin you.

LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
6/14/2006 12:18 am

10. College Slut Just Couldn’t Help Getting Knocked Up On First Day Of School

This sounds really interesting...did it happen during her first gangbang??...that could get complicated...


AtomicArtist0 replies on 6/14/2006 9:25 pm:
yes...that could be complicated...very, very complicated.

catseyes23 62F

6/14/2006 1:14 am

3.Ron Jeremy Would Like To Thank His Giant Cock.

Simply for the same reasons as skyking412004 pointed out.

Cats


AtomicArtist0 replies on 6/14/2006 9:35 pm:
because hes your hero right after me? I'd expect that from skyking. hes been lapping up everything I dish out right out of my palm for most of a year now. but you?

Looking4sex44240 55F

6/14/2006 3:02 am

I think I'll have to go with #3, not that I'm into giant cocks This one sounds the best. lol


AtomicArtist0 replies on 6/14/2006 9:38 pm:
yeah, I heard you like big, burly, hairy guys who can cum within ten seconds.

rm_AnOddGirl 58F
3469 posts
6/14/2006 7:56 am

Oh dear, it's between Ron and the bully!



Odds


AtomicArtist0 replies on 6/14/2006 9:46 pm:
they're both not without their charms...well,...um...maybe not.

rm_mm0206 70F
7767 posts
6/14/2006 4:17 pm

Not that my wishes count...

but being the cock hound that I am ..err wanna be (yeah I said it so dont braodcast it)... the ron jeremy one gets my vote... but only if you have some really lurid and salacious photos..

tender hugs...
...m.


AtomicArtist0 replies on 6/14/2006 9:51 pm:
not that your wishes count? How soon you forget how you out-muscled everyone else to be my 2000th commenter proving that some people are just better people...like Ron Jeremy. And do you really want salacious photos of him?

cuteNEway 42F

6/14/2006 10:08 pm

THE RICH BITCH THE RICH BITCH!!!!!

rah rah rah!!

I can already see the pics...

tee hee


AtomicArtist0 replies on 6/16/2006 7:22 pm:
she wanted me to tell you..."stick to your dreams, you could clean many beautiful homes someday."

catseyes23 62F

6/14/2006 10:35 pm

AtomicArtist replies on 6/15/2006 1:35 pm:
"because he's your hero right after me? I'd expect that from skyking. hes been lapping up everything I dish out right out of my palm for most of a year now. but you?"


No, not because he is my hero, he isn't. I've only noticed his comments. As for yourself, I enjoy reading what you have to say because you speak your mind, (Crass as you can be at times) which is something that is quite rare to see these days - refreshingly so.

More than that, I have to admit that I do not know much about Ron Jeremy and would love to read a story written about him in only the way I think you could. The title intrigues me. Good enough?


Cats


AtomicArtist0 replies on 6/16/2006 7:24 pm:
heh...it was just my funny way to manipulate your words. Ron Jeremy is quite an intriguing character...a very unlikely hero, but still kind of a sad and lonely guy.

rm_mm0206 70F
7767 posts
6/15/2006 10:26 am

damn ... you drive me crazy

truthfully... I have no idea who Ron Jeremy is or what is so incredible about him...
But you make warm vomit sound erotic...
so baby...just do it

I told you I am an innocent... and god I love how you are corrupting my mind.....
kisses.... hugs...

..m.


AtomicArtist0 replies on 6/16/2006 7:29 pm:
Innocent, eh? You could go your whole life without seeing Ron Jeremy perform and still be very happy. Your life is about to take an ugly turn. About a 250lb turn.

rm_art_persists 53M
1789 posts
6/16/2006 9:16 am

combine all of the titles into one....

BTW your creative process is great; mine needs a little more work


AtomicArtist0 replies on 6/16/2006 7:30 pm:
combine them all? thats one hell of a blog post. I'll probably eventually write them all anyway.

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