...And While You're Out Hunting For Aliens  

AtomicArtist0 46M
5236 posts
8/13/2006 11:14 am

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9/13/2006 10:30 pm

...And While You're Out Hunting For Aliens

As many of you are storming through my blog for the first time looking for aliens, you might like to discover just a few of my other posts. Here, to make it easy, I’ll even link just some of my old favorites.

Smoking Hot Chick Missing Entire Nation In Turmoil

Fratboy Totally Wonders If Friend's Mom Is Lipstick Lesbian Or The Mullet Kind

Swim, Play Golf, Live The Active LifestyleAll In Your New Hair

Explaining Our Sexual Exploits To Little Billy Sucked More Than I Thought

This will give you an idea as to how I write when I’m not posing as a 1950’s radio announcer and who knows…these just might give you something else to get your panties in a bunch over.

At the very least you will discover what my steady, dedicated readers already know…I’m a real kick in the pants.

LaVadaLicious 55F  
2770 posts
8/13/2006 11:24 am

hmmmm I'd like to get in those pants of yours.. ohh did I say that out loud..

Stop in and Sign The Guest Book


AtomicArtist0 replies on 8/13/2006 12:38 pm:
pants? Who said I was wearing pants.

catseyes23 62F

8/13/2006 11:44 am

Good post from the one and only Artist.
"Panties in a bunch?" Hmmm. Seeing as I'm British I would rather say, "knickers in a twist."

AtomicArtist0 replies on 8/13/2006 12:46 pm:
"knickers in a twist"...that sounds so cute and so British. Not crass and American like "panties in a bunch". Here, lets teach you another aweful American phrase. Sometimes when we go to the bathroom or the loo, as you say, we declair that we are "dropping off the Cosby Kids at the pool". Now say it with me...

rm_AnOddGirl 58F
3469 posts
8/13/2006 12:08 pm

Well you know that I know Aliens. Love em! I'm even gonna pimp my post on them The Alien Sex, er Life...

And yes you are a kick!!!!

AtomicArtist0 replies on 8/13/2006 12:47 pm:
yes, I saw that one, odd. great post. keep looking to the skies. They are out there.

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
8/13/2006 12:20 pm

Actually I had some questions for Mr. D-O double G, the next time you have The Gansta's Household Tips For Shizzah. I have this nasty bloodstain on my shirt that just will not come out.

AtomicArtist0 replies on 8/13/2006 12:50 pm:
sure, you can ask Snoop anything you want. I'm sure I can convince him back here to answer your questions. I'm sure he would know how to get bloodstains out. Fo'shizzle.

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
8/13/2006 12:45 pm

What the hell does "panties in a bunch" mean anyway? I think a more explanatory phrase needs to be invented.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

AtomicArtist0 replies on 8/13/2006 4:41 pm:
it means..."all up in da hizzo". you listen to Snoop. you should know what that means.

BaronessK 53F

8/13/2006 2:14 pm

I've read them already, when I first started coming to your blog...and the fact that I remember their content {in addition to how much I read}...is very, very...disturbing!

AtomicArtist0 replies on 8/13/2006 4:45 pm:
very disturbing indeed...considering I've always seen you here but never was there a comment. Well, thank you for being with me for so long and thank you for commenting here. Say...can I have a sip of that?

MissAnnThrope 57F
11488 posts
8/13/2006 2:55 pm

Oh no. I'm not going back to those posts. I know there's something in them that will cause me to black out and wake up in a field, with something hard under the skin at the base of my skull. Again.

AtomicArtist0 replies on 8/13/2006 4:49 pm:
yes, its true. I've woken up in a field with my head throbbing plenty before. This is probably a good warning to potential readers. You probably don't want to read any of my work. I mean...look how missAnn turned out.

velvetgrrrl 40F

8/13/2006 4:59 pm

What don't tell us the Hip Orson Wells doens't have something new to show you...I'll come out there and inspire you to write something. We can discuss the cockroaches and their projectile missiles launching from their chests as they take a transformer-esque pose. I'll haunt you. I'll wander half Price books knowing eventually the lure of the books bad, exotic, strange and impulsive buy me covers will entice you back in. Then I will strike with my mighty jedi powers and brainwash you. Brainwash you into doing my bidding. You will teach dogs to pee in toilets and chickens how to count before they hatch their eggs. And we'll teach horses to talk to Flipper and there will be chaos and it will be grand

Uh oh am I vociing my world domination plans again.....

I was never here!

Hell is when u should have walked away, but u didn't.

AtomicArtist0 replies on 8/13/2006 6:21 pm:
very nice, velvet. and yes. I wrote this post to sort of slow things down a little as it has been a roller coaster here and I had nothing new to write, so therefore you see this shameless plug. you have very persuasive and infuential abilities, but I think the next person I will do bidding for is my 3000th commenter...as soon as he/she gets off his/her ass and works with me. but, you know...I can be persuaded into almost anything after that.

Nina_Dee 62F

8/13/2006 9:52 pm

I must add that while I was in your basement I was totally lost in the dark. Change the lightbulbs-it freaked me out. Not that you do though...you're a real kick in the um pants!

AtomicArtist0 replies on 8/13/2006 10:28 pm:
what...you don't like black lights? but it makes those Pink Floyd posters glow so nicely

shylena256 43F
1967 posts
8/14/2006 2:08 am

I'm scared of Puking Elvis.
Just so you know.

AtomicArtist0 replies on 8/14/2006 12:19 pm:
yes. puking elvis is a scary character. At least he's kind hearted even if he has a weak stomach. You should see the mess he left on my couch.

skyking412004 54M
5363 posts
8/14/2006 3:15 am

_____That was kind of like dragging out my old comic books that I haven't read in a while. Thing is though, when I re-read the old comic stories, I can't believe just how bad they really were, and i thought they were good at the time. Your stories are still "fresh". I think they may even be read twenty years from now. Could you incorporate a whole bunch more artwork? How are you at drawing slim wasted, big titted female heroins and villianesses?

AtomicArtist0 replies on 8/14/2006 12:24 pm:
I long for the day when I can start writing my comedic stories again. But for now until I clean the alien guts off of my grill I'm forced to shamelessly plug my old stuff. So for now, enjoy revisiting my old work because, like your comic book collection, my writings and good word are gaining in value.

WaterBabyRocks 59M

8/14/2006 8:07 am

I do have to agree with skyking. Your stories ought to be read twenty or even more years from now my friend. You have a few cobwebs down in that basement. It was refreshing to clean them up for you while you do the writing.

AtomicArtist0 replies on 8/14/2006 12:28 pm:
Thank you, my friend. You're a good man. We have a little war of the worlds going on now with the alien invaders but after its over, its back to my good comedic writing. see comment above for skyking as it applies here as well.

QueenofBitches69 47F

8/15/2006 1:41 am


AtomicArtist0 replies on 8/15/2006 12:24 pm:
hi babe

concupiscentKid 41M

8/15/2006 10:08 am

Great links and excellent blog overall.
You looked vaguely familiar until I finally
remembered you're the author of the contest-winning
The Girl Of My Bad-Ass Juvenile Dreams
which is one of my all time favorites. I found it
much later than you posted it and commented.
You should have put up a link for that one.

AtomicArtist0 replies on 8/15/2006 12:32 pm:
thank you, sir! What wonderful compliments. I enjoyed writing that one and linked to it as well as other favorites on a post recently. It was the year in review one. Even though I'm admittedly only vaguely aware of you as well, I can tell you are worth checking out and will do so as soon as I have this little War of the Worlds almost won. Assuredly I will get back to my comedic style again as I am currently formulating some ideas.

concupiscentKid 41M

8/15/2006 10:19 am

I almost forgot.
Your Lego constructions are great!
I've always wanted to see those huge installations
in Denmark.
The strangest (most morbid) Lego renditions I saw were
of the facilities/crematoria at Aushwitz-Birkenau.
They were displayed in a rather bizzare conceptual art
exhibit about the Holocaust. Ever see those?

AtomicArtist0 replies on 8/15/2006 12:36 pm:
thank you again...actually, I never heard of that exhibit, but I will definately look it up. The most morbid lego exhibit I've seen is based on the Cthulhu Mythos of H.P. Lovecraft. Very sinister to say the least. lego is inherently cute and inherently square...so part of the challenge is to construct things that are neither. Its quite a fun community of builders we have here.

multitasksextoy 60M  
3511 posts
8/15/2006 5:41 pm

Don't wear panties to bunch,never much cared for them.!! Don't much care for any underwear as far as that go's,to binding.

AtomicArtist0 replies on 8/15/2006 6:02 pm:
you seem to not enjoy shirts, either.

rm_mm0206 70F
7767 posts
8/15/2006 6:54 pm

just let me put a firecracker up his/her shorts/panties.....
pick another if he/she wont cooperate...


AtomicArtist0 replies on 8/15/2006 11:19 pm:
you mean my 3000th? are you saying you just want me to give you the prize...again.

rm_Mandrake_M 62M

8/15/2006 10:56 pm

Without a doubt your writings are brilliant, my dear man. All in good taste and fun to read, not the only once as I find myself coming back for more with every new post.

AtomicArtist0 replies on 8/15/2006 11:23 pm:
thank you dear sir. I'm finally getting a new one written. I've been a little distracted, but I'm most of the way throught it. You just can't rush a good thing, I guess. And what happened to your picture?

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
8/16/2006 12:45 am

You are a great writer! And I can almost hear that old time radio voice! lol

AtomicArtist0 replies on 8/16/2006 10:51 pm:
thank you. wonderful compliment!

rm_mm0206 70F
7767 posts
8/16/2006 3:11 pm

I could never be so lucky....

But you did say it would be on Monday.

ok I am a bit impatient...
I can wait...
I know sometimes life gets in the way.

tender hugs....m.

AtomicArtist0 replies on 8/16/2006 10:52 pm:
it does...it sure does.

rm_Mandrake_M 62M

8/18/2006 7:12 am

My previous picture seemed a little sinister, I scared myself silly after uploading it. Will be putting one up in the not too distant future.

AtomicArtist0 replies on 8/18/2006 12:39 pm:
the sinister thing can work for you...I mean, look at my own naturally pointed eyebrows, devilish goatee, and cool, aloof demeanor masked behind dark shades. works for me. So long as actions don't prove to be as sinister as looks, then the world can be your oyster. That made no sense just now. oh well.

rm_arvada2007 48F
13 posts
8/18/2006 9:28 am

I have to say Atomic dear...that the lovely Velvet seems just your type...in case you hadn't figured that one out already!! Hey...did I ever tell you about the time I saw a UFO??

AtomicArtist0 replies on 8/18/2006 12:41 pm:
she's a great chick and no...you never told me about the UFO.

BaronessK 53F

8/27/2006 12:15 am

    Quoting BaronessK:
    I've read them already, when I first started coming to your blog...and the fact that I remember their content {in addition to how much I read}...is very, very...disturbing!
AtomicArtist replies on 8/13/2006 6:45 pm:
very disturbing indeed...considering I've always seen you here but never was there a comment. Well, thank you for being with me for so long and thank you for commenting here. Say...can I have a sip of that?

Are you sure you want to, hun...cuz magahee aka 'Susie' says I stole it from him...and we both know he has 'cooties'!

As for commenting, I have a time or two I'm sure...it's just that I have something like 80 blogs on my watched list...and it's hard enough just reading much less commenting all the time...and I have a problem with my left wrist right now, so...treasure each comment I bother to type out!

AtomicArtist0 replies on 8/27/2006 12:48 pm:
yes, definately don't want cooties...and with a watched list as big as yours I am honored to get any comments from you. my watched list has like 10 people on it. maybe its time to expand.

BaronessK 53F

9/13/2006 7:54 am

AtomicArtist replies on 8/27/2006 2:48 pm:
yes, definately don't want cooties...and with a watched list as big as yours I am honored to get any comments from you. my watched list has like 10 people on it. maybe its time to expand.

Whatcha wanna, uhmmmm, expand...cuz I could...help?!

AtomicArtist0 replies on 9/13/2006 10:32 pm:
wow...that's so HOT! We are talking about sex, right?

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