Unicorns Testimony.....  

ArealUnicorn 45F
740 posts
3/24/2006 10:33 am

Last Read:
4/26/2006 2:08 am

Unicorns Testimony.....

*Unicorn slowly enter's the court room distingued in black..black pants black jacket and black tie, she is in morning at the thought of travelingintexas's blantant lies and deception...

The charges are too many not to be true and there is evidence and that is why she is here....to give evidence....

She slowly walks through the court it is hushed as they expect more of the same testimony given my many before her...as she walks by the defendents table she hides her face and averts her eyes so as not to have to look into the eyes of "that man"


she reaches the witnesses chair and she is visible shaken at the thought of having to give testimoney against such a well worded blogger....

She gives her solem oath with her right hand on the bloggers bible and her left hand in the air "to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help me god" she takes a deep breath and sits down....she then begins to speak....

Well I was sitting at my computer minding my own business checking my blog and what should happen but I find a new post to one of my Entries...of course being the curious sort I must know who it was....

Well there was my friend Bardicmanwith the infamous words "You've Been Tagged"

Well I was amused by the idea at first and went along with it and did my duty and gave six very wierd things about myself

*Unicorn begins to sob at the embarrassment of having to divulge such weirdness about herself....she gains her compossure and continues*

So I searched my mind out as to who I should tag...so I came up with some names...got them in and then started tagging...well it was a bit fun I have to admit..especially when you run across someone who has already been tagged...

Well I then came back to my blog and low and behold there was a new comment on my blog in Tagged by a Hottie......well it was from travelingintexas with the comment "You just cant turn your back on Bardic"...well well I was surprised to see such a comment....I wasn't sure if there was an attempt to tag me and Bardicman beat him to it...yes that is what it was....

So I then proceded to Travelingintexas blog and there was nothing there about being tagged...your it...it was a denial and an admonishment for whomever started it...well needless to say I was a bit more confused then (and no it's not my blond hair) as I started to read through I realized the awful truth...[handle travelingintexas] had started this, then hid or deleted where he started it...I was agast with his behaviour...I could not believe what I was seeing...and that is my testimony....

*Unicorn rises from the witness chair...
sticks her tongue out at travelingintexas

the defendent does the nah nah dance and goes to the gallery to listen to the rest of victims feeling much better for having helped convict this man of at least something...*

rm_ittlink 42F
5 posts
3/24/2006 2:51 pm

when i met a older woman she was at a resort she was in her 60s quite a good looker i had just arrived and she asked if i had a room she said you can share mine well we went to all the shows and had a wonderfull day come back to room after dinner she stripped off said she dint like clothes she had a lovely body her tits were firm but big size 36 her cunt was shaved clean take your clothes off and relax when i did she sat beside me and kissed me and fondled my tits ther nice she said as she kissed them before long she was sucking them nice and gentle iwont hurt you baby she said as she played with me we ended up on the bed she kissed me all over till she got to my pussy them she sucked and tounge me she had me on cloud nine as i exploded in her mouth next she say on my face as i sucked dry we had 69er all night and she let me stay with her the whole two weeks it was heavenly bliss she was so horny i got her home address dont worry i be seeing her again for sure older women are great i say what do you think?

fantasylover_05 63M

3/24/2006 3:13 pm

I am sorry dear.... it sounds to me, the Honorable Judge [blog fanatsylover_05], that you my dear may well have a civil action against this dispicable man!! He actually caused you to EXPOSE yourself to all on Blogville?? Well that is unthinkable!!

btw.. I LOVE how you do EXPOSE yourself!

ArealUnicorn 45F

3/24/2006 5:38 pm

lol @ Fantasylover...yes Im exposed in blogville in more ways than one...it's been a dreadful dreadful experience..I mean it's one thing for the girls to breath but for me to expose my love of Conway Twitty well that has to be dealt with in a manner which is befitting the crime...I think Trav as payment for Expose himself...

ArealUnicorn 45F

3/25/2006 3:28 am

ittlink my question is what does this have to do with the blog entry?

Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
3/25/2006 6:12 pm

Please make sure to vote for the Warden of Punishment for Blogville - See post = [post 284927]

Thanks - Whisper...

fantasylover_05 63M

3/26/2006 10:34 am

The Honorable Court has heard your tearful testimony and feels deeply for the wounds inflicted upon you!!

[post 285663]

SpaceRangerNJ 56M
4687 posts
3/26/2006 10:58 am

I saw his original post! I know it was there. String em up!

ArealUnicorn 45F

3/26/2006 4:15 pm

fantasy thanks but I do feel that a class action law suit will follow his conviction...it's awful what he did to all of us.......I mean Im soooooooooo exposed....

ArealUnicorn 45F

3/26/2006 4:16 pm

SpaceRanger Im afraid if we "string him up" he will enjoy it to much....

rm_tryyouharder 50M
22 posts
3/26/2006 5:54 pm

And don't hang him with your tie, either. I can think of better uses for it.

rm_spatsagain 62M/62F

3/27/2006 7:43 am

First time looking at your blog..........no comments for your posts, but as for your picture....I never wanted to be a tie before.....S.

campfirecozy 68M

3/27/2006 10:40 am

You had me at black tie.

ArealUnicorn 45F

3/27/2006 2:31 pm

lol @ campfire well it seems to be my thing...thanks for the smile...the giggle etc...

onerustyone1 68M  
3177 posts
3/28/2006 5:56 pm

Is there a problem with you liking Conway Twitty ?

equitiestrader 50M

3/29/2006 6:46 am

Who is Conway Twitty? I'm only 38.

ArealUnicorn 45F

3/29/2006 12:42 pm

one see post below you....lmao...

ArealUnicorn 45F

3/29/2006 12:52 pm

equite a country singer...check him out...

onerustyone1 68M  
3177 posts
3/31/2006 4:39 pm

Is knowing who Conway Twitty is a age thing ? If that is so why do you know who Conway is Areal - lol. I guess this is not Twitty City here ! Just glad to be in thw know.

ArealUnicorn 45F

4/1/2006 4:42 am

no one it's not an age thing at all...I thank my dad for my love of country...

onerustyone1 68M  
3177 posts
4/1/2006 5:35 am

Your father did well !!! (in many ways)
If it was an age thing i would be real old to remember Buck - sad loss.
I made a few typo's - didn't I - darn keyboard - lol.
I like Country as well - I think if you want to hear the truth about life - listen to Country - it is all there.
Did Conway sing - tight fitting jeans ? or was it - Baby has her blue jeans on ? Have a good day and keep it turned up loud - lol.

rm_chichandler 62M
24 posts
4/12/2006 8:29 am

turn it up good and loud and areal i'm with u all the way on country music girl . who ever tagged u wants an a can of whoopass up the side of his head. i love ur pics and your voice everytime we chat u tell it like it is and i love u for speaking up kisses toya babes keep up the good work .chat soon luv "chic"

Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
4/23/2006 2:02 pm

LOL! This is great!

ArealUnicorn 45F

4/23/2006 6:49 pm

thx whisper glad u liked it....Im sure I could have gone into more detail but I have been tramatized by the whole deal....lmao...

Become a member to create a blog