Recipe for Good Sex  

ArealUnicorn 45F
740 posts
2/12/2006 11:18 am

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3/24/2006 4:22 am

Recipe for Good Sex

1 cup attraction

1 cup lust

2 cupfuls of horniness

1 cup communication

1 cup each confidence and encouragement

1 gallon foreplay

2 capfuls lube

1 reasonable location,

a generous dash of cooperation

1 large bed

3 teaspoon pure extract of "orgasm"

1 cup contentment

Flavor with frequent portions of chatting and a dash of frequent encounters. Stir well and remove any specks of jealousy, temper or criticism. Sweeten well with generous portions of compliment and keep warm with a steady flame of horniness. Never serve with cold shoulder.

rm_tryyouharder 49M
22 posts
2/13/2006 9:23 am

Hey hey, good lookin...
Waaatcha got cookin?
How 'bout cookin something up with me?

ArealUnicorn 45F

2/13/2006 1:12 pm

tryyouharder only if you weren't married...*sighs in discontent*

rm_tryyouharder 49M
22 posts
2/13/2006 7:24 pm

Sorry 'bout that. It does have its good points (got a great daughter), but I've been hurt on purpose enough that it doesn't much matter anymore. That's a hell of a thing for me to say, too, because it used to be that (when single) I wouldn't even return obvious advances from women I knew were seeing someone else, let alone were married, had kids, etc. I won't go into all the crap that's happened, but I've gone from being a true goody-goody to being a man who doesn't judge another person's situation anymore.

As I've found out, you never really know a person's story unless you've lived it. There are good reasons to do just about anything, including finding some pleasure where you can, even if on the surface it seems wrong. Sound sad? It isn't any more. It's unfortunate, but just life.

It's good to be able to make some things "public", even if it's anonymous.

mickdevil 52M/53F
3496 posts
2/14/2006 4:17 am

well unicorn we think thats a great recipe for a wonderful experience we think we could help u with those ingredients sooooooooo lets get cooking hehehe ..............xox mick and devil

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ArealUnicorn 45F

2/14/2006 12:28 pm

tryyou I totally understand and would probably jump at the chance if you were seperated...sorry...I do empathize with you I do...and we can be friends tho...

ArealUnicorn 45F

2/14/2006 12:29 pm

devil get the "oven" warmed up, I will bring the wine and dessert...

mickdevil 52M/53F
3496 posts
2/14/2006 1:58 pm

hehehe a real u have a deal.......................wink

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rm_tryyouharder 49M
22 posts
2/14/2006 7:06 pm

Gotcha Areal. Can't blame a guy for trying though...

TunedDopedArras 57M

2/15/2006 9:20 pm

thanks, unicorn
a great recipe. i printed a copy to keep.


SirMounts 103M

2/17/2006 11:18 am

...and a partridge in a pear tree.

rm_Bubba4Life 49M
24 posts
2/17/2006 5:31 pm

I already have all of the ingredients. Now I just need someone to help me mix all the dry ingredients with the liquid ones, and get them all wet. And see what we can create. Cum bake with me baby!!!

dmasa01 55M
12 posts
2/17/2006 6:30 pm

Your such a blast. If only....

ArealUnicorn 45F

2/18/2006 3:50 am

Good to know mickdevil...

ArealUnicorn 45F

2/18/2006 3:52 am

nope u can't try...and tryyouharder isn't just a nic is it...

ArealUnicorn 45F

2/18/2006 3:53 am

np brian everyone needs to have this recipe around so they can follow and if they imagine the great sex we'd all be having...

ArealUnicorn 45F

2/18/2006 3:54 am

Sir not in the animal thing.....unless it's the animal we call human's

ArealUnicorn 45F

2/18/2006 3:54 am

bubba...Im a good cook so..

ArealUnicorn 45F

2/18/2006 3:55 am

dmasa thx's...if only what?

rm_tryyouharder 49M
22 posts
2/18/2006 6:56 am

TryYouHarder isn't just a nick, it's an attitude. Good better best, never let her rest! Until your good is better, and her better best!

slowfun655 66M
2 posts
2/22/2006 4:19 am

good blog, good verses, tender,passions in your writtings.
enjoy life,even it's chalanges, can be filled with rewards.

ChitsRheinPlums 48M

3/1/2006 4:28 am

what is for starters, and sweets, dont forget to do chapter 2 can't bare to last that long !!!!!!

ArealUnicorn 45F

3/5/2006 4:32 pm

thx sweets..I appreciate that..

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