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Angel_ii 55F
1226 posts
9/9/2006 9:21 pm

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9/12/2006 9:13 am

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Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men
Women's restroom

Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC

If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.

Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC

Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.

The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO

No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.

Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC

At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.

Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ

It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in t he dus t on the back of a bus,

Wickenburg, AZ

Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!

Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT

If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal
Revolution Books

New York , New York .

If pro is opposite of con,then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!

Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington , DC

Express Lane:
Five beers or less

Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ

You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom

Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills ,CA

No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,

Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills ,CA

~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~~

A Woman 's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it

Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX

Angel^ii


BlueEyedSoul65 53M
1027 posts
9/9/2006 9:55 pm

Cool, I've been to Dick's LR a few times. I'll have to send in a scout to verify that comment. Very funny!


cobra70118 106M

9/11/2006 8:11 pm

friggin funny stuff girl!... thanks


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