Ole and Sven  

Angel_ii 55F
1226 posts
8/31/2006 12:20 pm

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8/31/2006 2:32 pm

Ole and Sven

Ole and Sven were having a holiday at the beach in Australia on
vacation, but they couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls.

So they asked the local lifeguard for some advice. "Mate, it's obvious,"
says the lifeguard.

"You're wearing them old, baggy Minnesota-style swimming trunks that make
ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is
to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop
a fist-sized potato down inside'em.

I'm tellin' ya.... you'll have all the babes ya want!"

The following day, they hit the beach with their spanking new tight
Speedos and their fist-sized potatoes. Everybody on the beach was
disgusted as they walked by, covering their faces, turning away,
laughing...looking sick!

So they went back to the lifeguard again and Sven asked him "Vat's wrong
now? We still aren't picking up babes."

"JAHEESUS!" said the lifeguard. " "The potato goes in front!"


horny4770 61M
8158 posts
8/31/2006 12:35 pm

So that's where it goes...


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