Sex Mad Squirrels  

AmberSolaire 43M
2630 posts
7/26/2005 7:50 am

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Sex Mad Squirrels

One thing that I havent missed is the incessant pandarings of an overfed media machine.That said some headlines cant help but catch the eye.

Apparently sex mad squirrels are destroying trees in an english forest in an attempt to impress their girlfriends.The nutty boys tear off strips of bark with their large front teeth as part of a mating ritual.Usually this isnt too much of a problem.However due to a mild winter and a fruitful autumn last year there are now around 20,000 of the little critters merrily chasing each other through the treetops and mating noisily.

The Forest of Dean has oak ,beech,chestnut,pine,fir and spruce trees making it a particualy attractive setting for a squirrel love nest.Some males strip bark right around trunks,leaving trees to die.Others gnaw one side away making it weak so it either snaps or is prone to attack by fungus.

A spokesperson for the European Squirrel Institute (yes there is such a thing!) said "This is a demonstration of domination by the male squirrel to both mark territory and show his prowess to the female of the species"

I am glad to see at least someone is getting lots of good outdoor sex this summer.I am off to go gnaw on a juicy sapling I spotted outside AS Towers.

rm_FreeLove999 47F
16127 posts
7/26/2005 9:05 am

ROFL -- damn that is funny!

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redmustang91 58M  
8924 posts
7/26/2005 9:05 am

Males have always been a little squirrely and sex mad I thought! I am!

AmericanArmyBoy 32M
1 post
7/26/2005 9:14 am

Hey, as long as they're happy, what's the problem? I mean, we still have the rain forest, though even that will be gone soon, hehe, j/k

rm_jayR63 60F
1884 posts
7/26/2005 9:36 am

we don't have much of the rain forest left, Boy. Smoke produced during the clear cutting and burning of the rain forest is one of the worlds largest sources of air pollution.

They're adult males.
Just like you, they'd walk over their own mother to get some.
Squirrel testosterone?
Men and their nuts.

CuteAZguy27 40M
1545 posts
7/26/2005 11:09 am

AmberSolaire quoted : The nutty boys tear off strips of bark with their large front teeth as part of a mating ritual.Usually this isnt too much of a problem.

No, this isn't-infact if you start tearing it using the tooth right behind your left fang, it comes off quite easily with sometimes ant turds for that great flavor yet PLEASE dont use your total front buck teeth, cause when you smile, you just might have a piece stuck in there for everyone to see...this gets allot of ladies attention with the crunching and the male squirl scream-this brings out the male macho-ness in you.


badgered69 49M
40 posts
7/26/2005 2:20 pm

Why don't they just impress the girl squirrels by showing them their nuts?
And why do squirrels always look as though they're skinning up?

GleesFlakyShawl 51M
1620 posts
7/26/2005 8:34 pm

so male squirrels behave like beavers...whats next??????

rm_EE407 42F
3903 posts
7/27/2005 8:35 am

Looks like squirrels behave a lot like men.. rofl...

starlight_runner 40F

7/29/2005 8:06 pm

I want a pet Squirrel.They look cute.

Kisses Star

AmberSolaire 43M

7/30/2005 8:03 am

Walks in , reads comments.Smiles thanks everyone and climbs the nearest tree.Tree falls down because it has been gnawed by sex maniac squirrels who start humping his leg thinking his furry slippers are female squirrels.

Interestingly enough I had never really looked at squirrels much before.It really does seem that they live up to the name "rats with tails".I can always remember we used to feed a red squirrel when I lived out in Germany.Apparently they are a rarety these days.Its amazing how fast we wipe species off this earth.

I have been told you can see squirrels in a whole new light in the new "charlie and the chocalate factory film" as they used real squirrels and they go from being cute and fluffy to quite viscious.I wonder how many nuts a day they got paid?.

badgered69 49M
40 posts
7/30/2005 2:13 pm

Squrrels are the spawn of Satan, don't be fooled by that fluffy tail and looking cute business!!!!
When judgemeny day is upon us it's not the living dead that will be coming for your soul, it's the SQUIRRELS
You've all been warned.

badgered69 49M
40 posts
7/30/2005 2:15 pm

That should say JUDGEMENT!!! Crap typing...........Sorry had squirrels on my mind

AmberSolaire 43M

8/1/2005 9:09 am

Quick get them off your brain , before they suck it out.Didnt you see their titanium brain sucking straw armoury?.

Now give me some of what your on badgered69.............

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