Hammock Love  

AmberSolaire 43M
2630 posts
6/21/2005 2:46 pm

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Hammock Love

Ah summer.The birds in the trees.The soft thwack of leather against willow on the radio as we win another cricket match.lol.The dappled sunlight filtering through the trees and a Pimms No.1 cup in hand.

Nothing to do but relax and read.I truely love relaxing in my hammock.But sometimes I get a bit more frisky................

So here are some tried and tested ways to make hay in a hammock without ending up in the emergancy room:

Firstly THE BAREBACK RIDER-Lie on your back in the hammock.Then get your lady to straddle you,facing away with her knees bent,feet planted on the ground.Then let her grind away as you lay back and keep track of the cricket score.The advanced class may consider using your toes to stimulate her nipples.

Next THE GOAL SCORER-This is for those who are used to sex in alleys , and wish to avoid the usual pitfalls of up against the wall sex.Here you use the hammock as a wall pressing your partner against the hammock whilst supporting her off the ground.You then enter her, whilst she wrapps her legs around you and uses the swing of the hammock to thrust.This has the added bonus of carving nice diamond shapes into her behind.

Lastly THE ROCK AND ROLL-Its your turn to straddle the hammock facing your lady.Be careful not to give yourself a massive wedgie.Then get your partner to lie back in the hammock with her legs either side of you.This should allow you to move in all directions whilst thrusting and also give you a great view of her breasts as they swing.

Take care not to get friction burns, and enjoy.

goddessofbitches 42M/34F

6/21/2005 4:04 pm

hmm.. now everytime I look at a hammock I will think of you and me...no wait..sorry. Lost my head there. Great moves. Gotta try them...

Always The Bitch

PailsDiverHonks 56F

6/21/2005 7:51 pm

Awwww can't we just do it in the grass? But that does sound like fun.

juju34single 47F

6/22/2005 2:13 am

I shall never look at a hammock the same way ever again.
wicked sexy little grin surfaces again

GleesFlakyShawl 51M
1620 posts
6/22/2005 7:00 am

Amber, i guess u can share the hammock with jerosd (he talks about hammock on his blog), while i do it in the grass with the winner of the best belly contest.....

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
6/22/2005 2:34 pm

Amber is going to win that contest dz. I am already having tickets printed for your little roll in the grass.
hmmm, I may get to Italy after all next year...

PailsDiverHonks 56F

6/22/2005 6:36 pm

lol Keith I was thinking the same thing...it's pretty close. Need help with those tickets?

Puurple_Passions 47M/40F
140 posts
6/22/2005 7:41 pm

ooooooh! FUN!!! I'm gonna get a hammock!!!!

GleesFlakyShawl 51M
1620 posts
6/22/2005 8:22 pm

a pair of my friend will fix that, keith, do i need to remind u you lost the last election? lol

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
6/23/2005 2:50 am

LOL, true dz. But I was recruited to run against the top blogger in the entire world and didn't do to badly after all...

Help with tickets? Abslolutely greenie! Between the roll off and the wank off we should walk off with our pockets filled!

Jerosd 48M

6/23/2005 4:25 am

mmmmmmmm.....takes down notes...yes yes yes yes...and yes....i can do this..lol

PailsDiverHonks 56F

6/24/2005 5:49 am

yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes Jerosd you can do this...but with who?

patsam69 52M/52F

6/27/2005 7:30 pm

I can't picture how to do these positions...can I com over so u can show me?

AmberSolaire 43M

6/30/2005 4:36 pm

On your marks get set, to your hammocks.........
Now thats what I call swinging............

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