Evil Genius.  

AmberSolaire 43M
2630 posts
6/8/2005 2:38 pm

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Evil Genius.


One of the great things about being a parent is having an excuse to have toys and comics lying around the house.You have the perfect excuse should anyone come round and catch you reading them.You are of course merely monitoring the subject matter to prevent corruption of their innocent minds.

I recently read this in Mad about evil geniuses.See if it reminds you of anyone!

Once you have earned a suitably malevolent nick name, in order to be a supreme evil genius and to be fruitful in your quest for world domination you will need most of the following:

A DIASABILITY
or a physical imperfection such as the Jokers.Try to have at least one limb replaced with something metal and a proliferation of scars.This will give you the reason you need to hate the world and crush everyone of less intelligence.

AN UNDERGROUND LAIR
Its essential to aquire a den in the loins of mother earth like baron greenback or even Satan himself.Try a small basement flat or cave to start with.

A PET
Get a white cat with a diamante collar and a wicked hiss(Blofeld), although a tank of piranhas is also good.

A FOREIGN ACCENT
A genuine evil genius must come from somewhere distant like Australia (pmsl).Eastern Europe is also a fairly safe bet.

A MANIACAL LAUGH
Practise by listening to Vincent Price on michael jacksons thriller and sesame streets the count.Only laugh at others expense.

A CHEMISTRY SET
From Snow Whites wicked stepmother to Grotbags, potions and serums are the cornerstone of the masterminds evil activity.

Now who in Blogland could fit that bill? rofl.


expatbrit49 63M

6/8/2005 3:08 pm

Well its got be a close race between Keithcancook and Tala4u2 MMWWaahahahahahaha

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


juju34single 47F

6/8/2005 4:11 pm

Don't forget the side-kick (as in Pinky & The Brain and Austin Powers. Mini-Me was too funny)

Remind me of anyone? um...hides sidekick badge and runs off to cause mayhem in the name of.... FUN
LOL
Right now the apartment has 3 evil geniuses.
lol 16, 6 and 4 years old.


rm_jayR63 60F
1884 posts
6/8/2005 4:13 pm

I hate to burst your bubble, o evil one. but somehow I just don't think an Australian accent is gonna do it.


Barbiebunny69 44F

6/8/2005 4:39 pm

AdultFriendFinder but he can be the diet coke of evil!


Barbiebunny69 44F

6/9/2005 12:12 am

A DIASABILITY : Yes i see the best in people when i shouldnt.
AN UNDERGROUND LAIR : Check i got a basement.
A PET : Got a black cat with a diamate collar and a bunny as his trusty sidekick
A FOREIGN ACCENT: Well i am of germanic heritage..Deutch!
A MANIACAL LAUGH : Oh yess my pretties...
A CHEMISTRY SET : well does a full bar and a complete set of essential oils count?

Hummm...of course i make it...Im an anti-hero! **winks and twirls her cape**


wyvernrose 39F  
3961 posts
6/9/2005 2:53 am

lol Tala you don't have to dig just relocate a little north to Cooper pedy or Andamooka

hehehe

WyvernRose


GleesFlakyShawl 51M
1620 posts
6/9/2005 9:45 am

i have got 4 out of six, lol...and i can always have a cat
does a fawn in my backyard qualify as a pet?

amber, whats ur score?


AmberSolaire 43M

6/10/2005 8:23 am

I dont know everyone trying to bend the rules what are you like.After much debate with the powers that be( verdict for japantiger you should habe fairies not rugrats they are prettier)this is the:

Final ruling.

Sidekicks are advantageous but not a prerequisite (evil genuises revel in spending hours in solitude concocting elabarate but foolhardy plans for world domination)

Chemistry sets.
This depends entirely on the ingrediants and the output.If the food/beer is lethal and is liable to cause severe symptoms or even death in anyone silly enough to partake of them.Then that is indeed a evil geniuses chemistry set.Mzhunny and Tala take note.Also pls note mixing essential oil cocktails is liable to have the aforementioned result.

Pets
Fawns do not count ,unless they are mounted with cannons and can transform into a "battle fawn" ala hemans battlecat.Snakes on the other hand do count because they slither.No other reason but because they slither.Fullstop.

All accents are accepted subject to tests against the queens english.Seeing as she and her family are german , Australian does indeed count as foriegn.lol

I hope that clears up any misunderstanding amongst potential evil geniii .


AmberSolaire 43M

6/10/2005 8:24 am

I dont know everyone trying to bend the rules what are you like.After much debate with the powers that be( verdict for japantiger you should have fairies not rugrats they are prettier)this is the:

Final ruling.

Sidekicks are advantageous but not a prerequisite (evil genuises revel in spending hours in solitude concocting elabarate but foolhardy plans for world domination)

Chemistry sets.
This depends entirely on the ingrediants and the output.If the food/beer is lethal and is liable to cause severe symptoms or even death in anyone silly enough to partake of them.Then that is indeed a evil geniuses chemistry set.Mzhunny and Tala take note.Also pls note mixing essential oil cocktails is liable to have the aforementioned result.

Pets
Fawns do not count ,unless they are mounted with cannons and can transform into a "battle fawn" ala hemans battlecat.Snakes on the other hand do count because they slither.No other reason but because they slither.Fullstop.

All accents are accepted subject to tests against the queens english.Seeing as she and her family are german , Australian does indeed count as foriegn.lol

I hope that clears up any misunderstanding amongst potential evil geniii .


AmberSolaire 43M

6/10/2005 8:39 am

Who mentioned me having a go.I will get you next time dz..........
Ok here goes lets see how Evil Amber really is!

A DIASABILITY: I dont know if you can call them disabilities, but I have acouple of injuries.As Candy knows I am able to twist my knee 180 degrees.I also can click the end of my nose to either side as a consequence of plastic surgary after a boxing match.

AN UNDERGROUND LAIR:Not for me I took the penthouse apartment.I do have a lock up though where I keep all my old furniture and dungeon paraphenalia.lol

A PET: Fraid not nil points

A FOREIGN ACCENT: Et encore nil points.

A MANIACAL LAUGH: On occasion when credit card bills used to arrive.

A CHEMISTRY SET: "The little imps and mischeivemakers junior lab set"
nine pound ninety nine from all good childrens retailers.

Looks like I didnt do too well.I think my Evil Genius School report would be: "shows potential, but could do better"

No change to usual then.


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