Unicorns, Squirting Female Orgasms, and Other Mythical Creatures  

Alpharettaplaycp 41M/41F
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8/30/2006 1:35 pm

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Unicorns, Squirting Female Orgasms, and Other Mythical Creatures

Unicorns. Supposedly beautiful and magical creatures. Love to see one. Gave up on that happening many years ago.

The squirting orgasm. Legend has it that it is the most amazing feeling on earth. Seems that every time I meet a woman who has had one, or a man who claims he can give one, I hear the same things: "You just have to let go," or "sometimes it just doesn't happen."

Well, I am beginning to think that this is just a convenient way of saying that they just don't really happen at all. Its like trying to catch a unicorn. Your friends all talked about seeing one when you were younger, told you stories about wishes it granted them, how they meet it in the woods, rode on its back, etc... But somehow every time you show up its something like, "You just missed it" or "Just be calm, it is easily spooked." And when the unicorn doesn't show, your friends blame you. Somehow, you talked too much, said the wrong thing, and scared it away.

OK, so I suppose this is a challenge to those women out there who really are squirting. Show me - I want proof they exist! (Not on film, in person) Either that or give me something that really works - its just not right that you are hording this amazing secret for yourselves. For those of you men who claim to have the gift of making them happen, I feel you have a responsibility to enlighten the rest of us. Show me - take me there!

By the way - has anyone noticed that this "Mythical Creature" concept also applies to swingers' clubs? Anyone ever hear the phrase, "You should have been here last weekend..."

2daycowboywanted 46F

8/30/2006 1:53 pm

I could show you that it really happens, then again you could just ask the one who makes them happen.

(Better yet, I could mail the silk sheets to you as prove when we are done - giggles!)

Until later

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