Top Tips for money-saving  

AlbertPrince 59M
4459 posts
1/25/2006 10:32 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Top Tips for money-saving

Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer to the object you wish to view.

Smokers. Save on matches and lighters, by simply lighting your next fag from the butt of your last one.

SAVE electricity by turning off all the lights in your house and walking around wearing a miner's hat.

OLD contact lenses make ideal 'portholes' for small model boats.

Cant afford contact lenses? Simply cut out small circles of cling film and press them into your eyes.

Save money on expensive shaving foam by making a dish of blancmange every night which you can plunge your face in instead of using foam and using the remains as a nutritional breakfast!

INCREASE the life of your carpets by rolling them up and keeping them in the garage.

Why pay the earth for expensive jigsaws? Just take a bag of frozen chips from the freezer and try piercing together potatoes.

SAVE on charity donations by spending a pound on clothes at a charity shop, then selling them for 50p to another charity shop. This way you can give twice as much, at half the cost. I think.

Save on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whisky. The following morning you can create the effects of a hangover by drinking a thimble full of washing up liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall.

PEOPLE whose surname is Toblerone should always take along an empty 'Toblerone' chocolate box when attending interviews for office jobs. This would save your potential employer the expense of having to make a name plaque for your desk, and therefore increase your chances of getting the job.

Save a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to Oxfam. They will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for fifty pence.

Sweetcorn fans. Save money on loo paper by simply pouring the stuff straight down the pan.

sexymermaid6956 64F
26393 posts
1/25/2006 1:07 pm

roflmao this is very very good lol you have a good yet active mind lol


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Sister_Act_4_You 39F/39F

1/26/2006 1:30 am

Some of these are really very funny! Some I don't get because of the language barrier.

JJKittyKat 60F

1/26/2006 8:47 am

very funny I can quite image you in a miners hat. Sexxxxy!!

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