The Weakest Link  

AlbertPrince 59M
4459 posts
8/23/2005 6:52 am

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The Weakest Link

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo,and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

redmustang91 58M  
8924 posts
8/23/2005 8:11 am

No you feel smarter because you have lost the ability to realize how dumb you are! Sedating those frontal lobes impairs judgment temporarily. Assuming you were not drunk when blogging, what is your excuse?

rm_txrose4uNTX 58F
3289 posts
8/23/2005 9:00 am

My, what logic we have????? And, how many beers have you had today???? just kidding... laters!


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