The Men Club Commandments  

AlbertPrince 59M
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10/26/2005 9:03 am

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The Men Club Commandments

The 37 rules to being a 'Man' !!!
Well the first 18 of them anyway

1.) It is ok for a Man to cry under the following circumstances:

- When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
- The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
- After wrecking your boss' car.
- One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
- When she is using her teeth.

2.) Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.

3.) Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

4.) If you've known a Man for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

5.) Moaning about the brand of free beer in a friend's fridge is forbidden. Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6.) No Man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another Man. In fact, even remembering your friend's birthday is strictly optional.

7.) On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

8.) When stumbling upon other men watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

9.) It is permissible to drink a fruity alcopop drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel...and it's free.

10.) Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another Man in the nuts.

11.) Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

12.) Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

13.) If a Man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

14.) Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

15.) A Man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

16.) Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both - that's just mean.

17.) If you compliment a Man on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

18.) Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

AlbertPrince 59M

10/28/2005 12:19 am

dysgyzed - I can't help the fact that's it looks so funny

Let me wear your heels then.

JJKittyKat 60F

10/28/2005 6:14 am

1023 posts
10/29/2005 2:25 pm

Not trying to get kicked out of the club, but I must exercise my right to contest number four, but only because I've never had a sister of my own.

AlbertPrince 59M

10/31/2005 3:35 pm

risky - good rule but I don't think that applies specifically to men?

jj - you agree then?

horny - at least there is no chance of you marrying your own sister then.

1023 posts
11/5/2005 11:48 am

ouch.. You know you attract more flies with honey....

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