Real Life Cyber Sex 3  

AlbertPrince 59M
4459 posts
9/7/2005 1:16 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Real Life Cyber Sex 3

bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
Katie_007: Sure, you into vegetables?
bloodninja: What like gardening an shit?
Katie_007: Yeah, something like that.
bloodninja: Nothing turns me on more, check this out:
bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
Katie_007: is that it?
bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.
bloodninja: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains.
Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
bloodninja: Damn baby you're right, this shit is HOTT.
Katie_007: ...
bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
Katie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
Katie_007: whatever.

Go back and check out:
Real Life Cybersex
Real Life Cyber Sex 2
Real Life Cyber Sex 2 continued from Sept 4
Real Life Cyber Sex 2 continued from Sept 4 5



freetime648 53F

9/7/2005 6:02 am

I am odd enough in the mood to make a salad.....be back


xx FREETIME648 xx


AlbertPrince 59M

9/7/2005 6:58 am

Free- Is your water melon ready for my aubergine? (that's egg plant to you)


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