Real Life Cyber Sex 14 - The Returnof BloodNinja  

AlbertPrince 59M
4459 posts
10/24/2005 2:16 pm

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10/2/2006 4:45 am

Real Life Cyber Sex 14 - The Returnof BloodNinja

BloodNinja: You ready yet? Im bearing to go!
SexyUvanna: Yeah I’m slipping out of my clothes right now, what do you look like?
BloodNinja: A bear
SexyUvanna: ???
BloodNinja: I’m soft naked, fuzzy and waiting for you to come mount me.
SexyUvanna: Oh I love cute fuzzy bears, I walk up and get on top of you stroking your soft hair, kissing you gently as I move my way down your stomach.
BloodNinja: I growl to warn you my cubs are near
SexyUvanna: huh?
BloodNinja : Bears get fuckin’ pumped when anyone is near their cubs
SexyUvanna: Yeah, hehe don’t be silly..
SexyUvanna: I love how you growl as I continue to kiss you, while taking off your pants.
BloodNinja : Bears don’t wear pants and you should cover yourself in honey now
SexyUvanna: Hehe, you would love to lick that off me huh. I pour honey all over my warm wet body waiting for you to start licking it off me slowly
BloodNinja : I sniff the air to see where the sweet scent of the honey is coming from, while slowly snorting and walking towards you
BloodNinja : I growl again, and start to bite you
SexyUvanna: Yeah that feels good..oooooh...not too hard now
BloodNinja : I bite harder, peeling flesh from your stomach, and look up into your eyes to show you my mouth dripping with your warm blood mixed with honey, I then I let my cubs rip apart your limbs and play with you like a ragdoll.
SexyUvanna: what the fuck?
BloodNinja :uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh and im spent.

See also Real Life Cyber Sex 13 The Finale

SibylBatchAxile 44M
384 posts
10/24/2005 5:37 pm


I love these Al....keep em coming!

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
10/24/2005 7:45 pm

you are an odd, odd man.

helga_hansen 50F
1987 posts
10/24/2005 11:27 pm

Hhhmmm... could have sworn I've seen that bear somewhere else...


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

Wackytits 54F

10/25/2005 4:05 am

AP....You really scare me sometimes. xx

1023 posts
10/25/2005 10:17 am

Oh my Gods! that was awesome!
Reminds me of the guy in the bar who walks up to the woman, buys her a drink, and explains how his girl broke up with him because he was too kinky. She says,"My guy just broke up with me because of the exact same thing." They talk a little longer and then go back to her place for some kinky loving. She says, "Make yourself comfortable and I'll be right back." So when she returns, he's heading out the door, "Where are you going?" she asks, "Don't you want to have kinky sex?"
He replies, "Well, I already fucked your cat and shit in your purse. I'm done."
Thanks for the funny and is it just me, or does an eyepatch ala Daryl Hannah in Kill Bill seem appropiate under the saint's hair there?

UvannaHumpalot 38F

10/25/2005 5:36 pm


hmm....seems to me i would have remembered that conversation instead of the one where you told me about you winning your 6th grade spelling bee or you describing in detail you 136 sock puppet collection or your fascination with petroleum jelly......why can't i remember the good stuff??



AlbertPrince 59M

10/27/2005 1:37 am

darius - I'll try,

stinky - and that's why you love me

wacky - don't be scared, just pour that honey on

horny - meet bloodninja, he's had a few (mis)adventures in his time, go back and check him out. And as for saint, I'm not even sure that there is another eye under there

Uvanna - I remember every moment of our times together. And I'm down to 135 sock puppets now - I dropped one the other day and it shattered

AlbertPrince 59M

10/28/2005 12:13 am

HH - now where could that be?

dysgyzed - no, its probably the pepper spray

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