Make Your Own Puma T-Shirt  

AlbertPrince 59M
4459 posts
10/24/2005 2:45 pm

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Make Your Own Puma T-Shirt

You will need:

1) A hot iron
2) A black cat


The difficult thing, is that the cat might want to get away. If this is the case, simply use the iron to knock it out.

It might also be necessary to break one or two of the cats legs in order to get the position just right.


Next time I'll explain how to make some fabulous Nike shoes using nothing but two hamsters.

Enjoy ...


brightblonde3 59F

10/25/2005 12:45 pm

My black cats are now in the corner pouting...and plotting revenge, Your Majesty.

If two show up your doorstep some night looking sullen, they're mine.

BB3


digdug41 50M

10/25/2005 1:14 pm

rofl

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


raptor880 40M

10/25/2005 4:17 pm

lol how does one do a nike?


rm_JUSTsex4me 37F
185 posts
10/25/2005 8:01 pm

I laughed my ass off but I dont think PETA would hold you in high regards. can't wait to find out how to make those Nike shoes....anxiously awaiting the directions.


bri_tish 61M

10/26/2005 4:01 am

    Quoting rm_JUSTsex4me:
    I laughed my ass off but I dont think PETA would hold you in high regards. can't wait to find out how to make those Nike shoes....anxiously awaiting the directions.
Loved it, I can imagine someone just finishing the laundry and a damn kitten stretching out on it. Well I knew hamsters made good carpet slippers, but didn't think them sturdy enough for a gravel running track. I do have instructions for armadillo Dr. Martins though.


bri_tish 61M

10/26/2005 4:05 am

    Quoting rm_JUSTsex4me:
    I laughed my ass off but I dont think PETA would hold you in high regards. can't wait to find out how to make those Nike shoes....anxiously awaiting the directions.
Ooops, forgat what I was quoting for. "Who gives a "$#!+" what Peta thinks anyway? That's one of the better things about America, The Peta-philes and other extreme groups are seen as terrorists and they don't dare show their faces in The South.


JJKittyKat 60F

10/26/2005 12:41 pm

Hamsters have many uses... or so I have heard, but I am fascinated to know how they do the swoosh!!


looking4fun_604 51F
67 posts
10/26/2005 6:23 pm

really laughing my ass off.....


AlbertPrince 59M

10/27/2005 1:20 am

BB - the iron is ready

dig - thanks

raptor - just do it!

JUSTsex - is it unethical to iron your cat?

bri - hamsters are very versatile, you'd be surprised

JJ - you can pretty much make them any shape you want if you just give them a good squeeze. They roll like play-doh after that


AlbertPrince 59M

10/27/2005 4:51 am

looking4 - careful, you're gonna need that ass one day


AlbertPrince 59M

10/28/2005 12:15 am

dysgyzed - I sometimes wonder what you're on, but then I guess you probably think that about me


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