Lights, Camera, Action!  

AlbertPrince 59M
4459 posts
1/25/2006 11:02 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Lights, Camera, Action!

I decided I wanted to be a film director and my first project was going to be an action docu-drama about famous composers.

I got hold of Sylvester Stallone, Steven Segal, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger and offered them parts.

They were prepared to do it as long as I let them choose whatever composers they would portray.

Naturally I was keen to have such superstars so I agreed.

"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him."

"Chopin has always been my favourite, and my image would improve if people saw me playing the piano," said Willis. "I'll play him."

"I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Segal. "I'd like to play him."

I was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds splendid," I said. Then, looking at Schwarzenegger, I asked, "Who do you want to be, Arnold?"

And Arnold said...

"... I'll be Bach."

EyeCandy33333 46F
761 posts
1/25/2006 4:09 pm

Rite Bach-lol!

deliciousngood 65F
1666 posts
1/25/2006 5:14 pm


saddletrampsk 55F

1/25/2006 7:13 pm

I honestly didn't know those guys could play piano..

lifeisablast333 55M

1/25/2006 8:21 pm

your a bad, bad man.......LOL

Sorceror07 55M

1/25/2006 9:35 pm

sorry to interrupt, we have an emergency situation Something UGLY here in blogville and TheLilFondler needs our help please go to TheLilFondler 's blog and show your support... she's being harrassed and stalked and needs EVERYONE's help, now!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...

Sister_Act_4_You 39F/39F

1/26/2006 1:35 am

Why do I not ever see these things coming! That was sooo funny!

JJKittyKat 60F

1/26/2006 8:38 am

pinkplaytoyz 51F

1/26/2006 2:59 pm

Lucky for Beethoven he didn't hear that!

gussax 52M

1/26/2006 5:53 pm

If you do make this movie it will be very unfortunate that I will not be able to see it. My mother has taught me that I should not go and see movies with too much sax and violins.

boydcounty 68M

1/26/2006 7:35 pm

Terminate the mother....


tillerbabe 57F

1/27/2006 2:34 am

OMG!..I'd smack yer ass if you weren't on mine! (HI!)

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
1/27/2006 8:03 am

That was dumb but I still miss you Alberta, come b a a a ack!!!!!

SlimGoodGuy 39M

1/27/2006 10:06 pm

Would the movie be a Comedy, Musical, or both?

SlimGoodGuy 39M

1/27/2006 10:07 pm

Cause a docu drama just doesn't feel right

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