Is he being serious???  

AlbertPrince 59M
4459 posts
12/19/2005 7:38 am

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Is he being serious???

Cats are everywhere these days-in the UK there are 35 million of them, and that's not including the strays! Of course, all of our furry feline friends are beautiful in their own way, and most are just really darned cute. But my cats are definitely the cutest ones on earth.

It's really pretty obvious, if you look at this photo. I know, I know - you think your cats are cute, too. But just look at mine! They're so darned cute! I really think if everyone came over to my house and dangled a string over Alfie and Skidmark, they would be forced to agree that my, mischievous, playful, and clever beauties make their cats look like total crap.

One of them always follows me around -it's so cute! He just wants to be petted! The other one loves to play with the water dripping from the kitchen tap - how funny! Of course, it's not all fun and games-they poop in a box just like all the rest. But knowing I'm taking care of my little perfect fuzzballs makes even scoop duty seem sweet.

One time, I thought I lost Skidmark - I was frantic! A couple of hours later, I found him - in the cupboard under the bathroom sink! It was so cute! They love to sleep in the laundry hamper too, and in my lap - that's the best.

Another thing that makes them the cutest cats alive is how they take turns chasing each other around the house, and how they jump out at my feet like they're hunting - that's so precious! They make cute little noises, too, not loud, scratchy noises like other cats.

My kitties are so adorable and entertaining I talk about them all day. This has alienated some of my former friends, but that just leaves more time for throwing balls of tinfoil, which my cats go nuts for! I really think people are just jealous of me and my wonderful cats, because if they had cats like mine, they wouldn't have to worry anymore about the stress and struggle of everyday life; the career, the burdensome social relationships, the pointless pursuit of sex - all they'd have to do is sit at home and try to pick them up without getting scratched. My cats fart when I pick them up - it's sooo cute!

Why are my cats so special? I just can't say. I picked them up at an animal shelter just like anyone else, but when I first laid eyes on my little kitties, I knew I had found a pair worth more than the highest priced Siamese purebreds. I'm not the only one who thinks my cats are so cute, either. Many people have seen them and said "aren't they the cutest" right away. That's because they are. They are the cutest, and anyone who says any different is just wrong.

I don't think I'll ever get another cat …that would be weird, and cruel to the new cat, because it could never possibly match the perfection of the cats I have now. I think my only option is to have them cloned - that'll probably be available in ten years or so, I think. That way, I'll always have the best, cutest cats in the world. And I'll never need to be intimate with another being that can speak or leave the house.

You may have cats, and you may love them, but mine are simply cuter - you have to admit it. I hope that knowing about my superb cats doesn't diminish in any way the love you have for your own. After all, we can't all be so lucky. My cats are just more special, and you'll just have to live with it. I, on the other hand, must count my lucky stars every day for granting me these cuddly wonders of ideal feline grace.

My cats are the cutest.

saddletrampsk 55F

12/19/2005 8:23 am

I have 8 cats..wanna see my pussy?

brightblonde3 59F

12/19/2005 8:38 am

Captain Peacock, your pussies are indeed pussies are cuter. See my blog for a recent picture of one adorable pussy ready to play.

Mrs. Slocombe



rm_goddess1946 107F
13518 posts
12/19/2005 8:51 am

I can't imagine you picking up a couple of cats that did NOT
have a personality.................truth. Think about it....

these cats live with YOUUUUUUUUU

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

JJKittyKat 60F

12/19/2005 10:44 am

ok its happened you've forgotten to take your pills again haven't you?

freetime648 53F

12/19/2005 11:05 am

Cats are awesome....I have 3 myself ....Tiny Monster, Daisy Mae and the queen bee....Momma Chua (a.k.a. "Spike") THey are fun and adorable but I have to say .....and I mean this wholeheartedly...

My pussy is cuter than yours!

xx FREETIME648 xx

Sister_Act_4_You 39F/39F

12/19/2005 12:21 pm

Well, as all my cats have now passed away, I will agree with you: YOUR cats are the cutest, most precious living cats. Personally, my favorite is when they are sitting calmly and suddenly spaz out as they see things nobody else sees.

Now, another thing I am concerned about......are you really serious about never wanting another pussy in your lap?!?

SweetDarlinAngel 40F
2996 posts
12/19/2005 1:00 pm

Prince Al~

Though I wholeheartedly agree that your cats are cutest and far cuterf that my cats ... I must completely disagree that you have a cuter kitty than I.

My kitty is very pretty and playful, and if given the chance to jump into your lap I don't think that you would complain nor fight it off. I also belive that you'd find yourself quite distracted from the antics and lovable musing of the furballs seen above when my clean kitty passed your way and made a point of entertaining you.

But that is just one girls opinion...



helga_hansen 50F
1987 posts
12/19/2005 1:09 pm

Lol... you're starting a cat fight with all your talk of cute pussies! As for mine... yeah, they're cute, and they do let me out, once in a while...


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

silkysmoothlegs3 106F

12/19/2005 3:59 pm

I have a lovely pussy too
wanna see it
silky x

oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
12/19/2005 4:59 pm

My two cats let me live here as long as I feed them and clean ther box.

rm_AmishAmy 101F
246 posts
12/19/2005 6:37 pm

i love cats dog has very little problems digesting them....and cats make his coat nice and shiny too...
(you made me snort laugh on this one cat freak!)

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
12/19/2005 7:00 pm

Albertina, alright enough about your pussies, how about your cock? I thought all you English dudes kept chickens.

tillerbabe 57F

12/19/2005 9:48 pm

Cute..cute!!! CUTE!!! (My doggies like Kitties..)

rm_cockmerollme 46F
1223 posts
12/20/2005 1:32 am

I...just ...don't like...cats...there. I said it. I am a good person, I pay taxes, I vote, I give money to the Salvation Army Santa, but I will never, ever give love/affection to...a cat.


DTduzDallas 51F

12/20/2005 5:18 am

I have 3, all with distinctive personalities, yet one common goal: beating the shit out of the dog. Great entertainment.

rm_FUQANDUS2 43M/44F

12/20/2005 5:43 pm

I am sure you would like my little kitty

Kimmers777 107F

12/20/2005 6:33 pm

From the first day my cat came home, it was fascinated by cigarettes. when someone picks up a pack, he is in their face and wants to play with it / them. Unopened packs are fair game, and he will mutilate a pack trying to get inside. So naturally, I named him "Smoker".

That seemed fine until I had house guests over one weekend. A guest reached for a pack of cigarettes, and my son exclaimed "Hold on a minute! Mom, show him what your kitty does with cigarettes!"

My guests smiled and there were several nods. "Yes," said the first gentleman grinning and blushing. "I believe we might all enjoy seeing that!"

jakblack36 49M

12/21/2005 9:47 am

I would not have figured you for a cat person. Great post!!

brightblonde3 59F

12/21/2005 9:52 am

Your Majesty, your kitties are the cutest Bengals (I think?)...but my kitties are the cutest black cats in the world.

If you disagree, you shall be flogged.


XesSex03 51M/50F

12/21/2005 5:42 pm

You haven't lived until you've had a cute pussy in your lap.

And I'm sure we'd all love to see Kimmer's kitty smokin'.

Mr. Xes

rm_texasgal1978 46F
225 posts
12/23/2005 5:42 pm

I have to respectfully disagree.. my kitties are the cutest kitties ever. Though I think we are all proud kitty parents. I had considered cloning my babies until i heard you can freeze dry or stuff your they casn be around forever. Life would be boring without our charming little friends.

rm_urwondering2 58F

12/27/2005 9:02 pm

hmmm......wondering if you'd thought of replies you'd get when you posted this post. I also have a cat.A bundle of love he is....much more personality than the dog!!! lol
think it's time to head to bed and get cozy w/my......kitty.
lol...really...he likes to cuddle.

send me an IM soon and let's chat.been a while.hope your holiday was FAB. what do they do in UK for NEW yrs?

AlbertPrince 59M

12/28/2005 2:46 pm

saddle ~ you know i do

BB ~ would you like me to play with your pussy?

goddess ~ one of the two is mine (skidmark) and is quite mad

JJ ~ I don't know, i can't remember

free ~ I think you are probably right

louisa ~ your pussy in my lap sounds like an invitation i couldn't refuse

SDA ~ my lap is just waiting for your kitty

HH ~ you have to know who the boss is

silky ~ oh yes, show me the pussy

oldman ~ you keep them happy and I'm sure they will keep you happy

amy ~ you knew I liked pussies

stinky ~ my cock is just fine as long as I keep him away from pussies

tiller ~ LOL, I bet they do

cockme ~ there's one in every crowd

dys ~ lol, just bring your pussy to me, I'll look after it

DT ~ they sure are

FUQ ~ I'm sure I would

kimmers ~ send me the photos

nikki ~ I'd love to be introduced to your pussy

jak ~ full of surprises, that's me

BB ~ I wouldn't dream of arguing with you

Xes ~ have to agree with you

texas ~ freeze dried babies, good idea

urwondering ~ i'd love to get cosy with your pussy

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