Helpful husband  

AlbertPrince 59M
4459 posts
10/26/2005 10:51 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Helpful husband

I grew tired of my wife asking me how she looked, so I bought her a full length mirror for her birthday. This did little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror looking at herself and asking me how she looks.

One day, fresh out of the shower, she was yet again in front of the
mirror, now complaining that her breasts were too small.

Uncharacteristically, I came up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper, and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asked.

"They'll grow gradually larger over a period of some years," I replied.

She stopped. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow?" she asked.

I shrugged. "Why not, it worked for your arse didn't it?"


digdug41 50M

10/26/2005 6:57 pm

hey al there you go that was good tho had to share that with the wifey

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


rm_texasgal1978 47F
225 posts
10/26/2005 7:29 pm

lol.. you are so wrong for that


methodman1000 41M
1775 posts
10/27/2005 3:02 am

lmbao....hope u did not have to slep on the couch for your remark........


methodman1000 41M
1775 posts
10/27/2005 3:02 am

lmbao....hope u did not have to sleep on the couch for your remark........


AughtMusedSpill 49M

10/27/2005 5:26 am

Methodman's post reminds me of an old Simpson's episode:

"Marge, I know you're mad, so I will understand if you want to sleep on the couch."

Cheers, mate! Thanks for posting at my neighborhood


rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
10/27/2005 8:57 pm

Lucky for you that I can't slap you through the monitor...

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


tillerbabe 57F

10/28/2005 1:41 am

Do you get "slapped" a lot???

You "like" it don't you?


JJKittyKat 60F

10/28/2005 6:06 am

I bet that went down well


anchcpl4fun 42M/45F

10/29/2005 2:57 am

you forgot the part about either recovering nicely in traction, or the services will be held at St Micheals.....lol


AlbertPrince 59M

10/31/2005 3:50 pm

dig - I hope you didnt actually suggest it to her

texas - so wrong perhaps, yet it appears to be true?

method - I might as well, there's no room left for me in the bed now

ted - you're welcome, I'll be back

wahine - you'll get your chance

tiller - i'd like it if you did it!

jj - like everything else that i do

anch - that's not far from the truth


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