Did I say that out loud? (USA version)  

AlbertPrince 59M
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9/2/2005 6:41 am

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Did I say that out loud? (USA version)

Because some of you good people across the Atlantic didn't fully appreciate the english version of this post, here's one specially for you.

"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh


"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann 1996


"You guys line up alphabetically by height." Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach

"You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."
Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach


Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a colour photo of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my f***ing clothes."

Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece: I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."

Shaquille O'Neal, on his lack of championships: "I've won at every level, except college and pro."

Lou Duva, Veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."

1992- Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager, on his team's 7-27 record: "We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play."

1982 - Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."

1986 - Jim Finks, New Orleans Saints G.M., when asked after a loss what he thought of the refs: "I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating."

1991 - Alan Kulwicki, stock car racer, on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons: "It's basically the same, just darker."

1991 - Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."

1987 - Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."


freetime648 53F

9/2/2005 8:48 am

Gotta love those American sports "icons"...hangs head in shame! LOL


xx FREETIME648 xx


wyvernrose 39F  
3964 posts
9/2/2005 10:42 am

OMFG!

WyvernRose


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