Ask Dr Cruise!  

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2/27/2006 12:06 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Ask Dr Cruise!

Dr Prince is a bit under pressure at the moment so has brought in a qualifed assistant to help out.

Dear Dr. Cruise,

I have been married to a wonderful woman for many years. I have never really enjoyed our sex life too much, but we have three great kids, and our lives have been blessed with good fortune. Lately, however, I have come to realize that I am gay. I am torn as to what I should do: continue living a lie, or come out to the family and be who I really am, while quite possibly devastating my wife and kids, not to mention my parents. What should I do? ‒ Fakin’ in Finsbury .
Dear Fakin’,

Don’t let the wool be pulled over your eyes by the image-makers in Hollywood. There is no such thing as ‘gay.’ I once suffered as you do, until my spiritual guides led me to understand that nobody really enjoys heterosexual sex–it’s just another scam to get us to procreate. Think about it–why else would there be so much gratuitous, disgusting sex tacked onto movies and TV shows? It’s not like anyone really wants to see that. It’s more likely that your spouse is just not physically perfect enough for you to tolerate touching her. My solution has always been to acquire a ‘mate’ who is so visually flawless that even another straight woman would want to sleep with her. Eventually, of course, they start to wrinkle; that’s when it’s time for a newer model. Even a Ferrari can be a liability if the paint is peeling.

JJKittyKat 60F

2/27/2006 2:17 pm

That bodes well for Katie

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