<font color=red size=4>She Says</>  

AlbertPrince 59M
4459 posts
9/25/2005 4:43 am

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<font color=red size=4>She Says</>

THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISH

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I've got my period

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]

Yes = No

No = No

Maybe = No

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it

Was that the baby?= Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep

I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important

All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your cheque book?

Can't we just be friends? = There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.

I just need some space = ...without you in it.

Can you help me with my homework? = If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me.

Do I look fat in this dress? = We haven't had a fight in a while.

No, pizza's fine = Cheap bastard.

I just do not want a boyfriend now = I just do not want (you as a) boyfriend now

I don't know; what do you want to do? = I can't believe that you have nothing planned

Come here = My puppy does this too.

I like you but... = I don't like you.

You never listen = You never listen.

We're moving too quickly = I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Bio has a girlfriend.

I'll be ready in a minute = I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.

Oh, no, I will pay for myself = I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch

I'm just going out with the girls = We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends

There's no one else = I am doing your brother.

Size doesn't count... = unless I want an orgasm

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THE ANSWER TO "WHAT'S WRONG?"
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The same old thing = Nothing

Nothing = Everything

Everything = My PMS is acting up

Nothing, really = It's just that you're such a pain the butt

I don't want to talk about it = Go away, I'm still building up steam


rm_Screw696969 42M/38F

9/25/2005 5:17 am

ROFLMAO.....ok now that the tears from laughing so hard are wiped away and I can see to type.....you are too funny. See us women aren't that hard to figure out. Ok they don't all apply to every woman but shit that looks pretty damn close. LOL. Good post.


MillsShipsGayly 53M

9/25/2005 5:51 am

Now Now this is likely to get a few comments

"How could I ever refuse, I feel like I win when I lose"


JJKittyKat 60F

9/25/2005 6:33 am

those were very good not sure I agree with all tho especially the last one lol


Straycatsetsuko 62F

9/25/2005 7:05 am

Just goes to show, I'm not real good at being a girl. Most of those answers don't apply. If I want new curtains, I make them. If I want new shoes, they're probably sneaks. The answer to "what's wrong" is often, "Oh, soandso needs killing." Or, sometimes, "My head hurts."

My version of Are you listening to me!? is Ask anyone what's the problem with that. You hear that from me, just go away. You're not gonna win this one.


rm_EE407 42F
3903 posts
9/25/2005 10:47 am

<<< thinks AP shouldn't have any probs dealing with women... lol


helga_hansen 50F  
1987 posts
9/25/2005 11:21 pm

Is my butt fat?

Hx

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


AlbertPrince 59M

9/25/2005 11:49 pm

It seems you are all in agreement. No wonder men gave up trying to understand women long ago.


playfulwithyou33 57F
961 posts
9/26/2005 3:18 am

Naaaaaaaa...


Priapeo 48M

9/26/2005 8:15 am

Hey! My woman doesn't know a single word in English but she says in Italian the same things by instinct... amazing.

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience


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