<font color=green size=4>20 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator</color></size>  

AlbertPrince 59M
4459 posts
9/28/2005 3:54 am

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<font color=green size=4>20 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator</color></size>

1. Make race car noises when people get on and off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while slapping your forehead and muttering, "Shut up dammit, all of you just SHUT UP!"
4. Whistle the first 7 notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
6. Shave.
7. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"
8. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear your upside-down.
9. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
10. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
11. Lean over to another passenger and whisper, "Ever had a Wet Willy?"
12. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral."
13. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
14. Do Tai Chi exercises.
15. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on."
16. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
17. Meow occasionally.
18. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
19. Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"
20. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

TheQuietGuy2005 55M
2386 posts
9/28/2005 8:22 am

Once again, young sir, you excel yourself. A much better list than mine ... if arguably less topical!

JJKittyKat 60F

9/28/2005 10:13 am

I can think of one or two more fun things to do in an elevator

rm_EE407 42F
3903 posts
9/28/2005 11:24 am

I like nr 3 best, but I can think of other things to do in an elevator.... A certain Aerosmith song cums to mind... lol

AlbertPrince 59M

9/29/2005 12:25 am

TQ - what could be more topical than an elevator?

JJ - suggestions are always welcome

EE - I'm sure you were referring to Love in an Elevator but Falling In Love (Is So Hard On the Knees) springs to my mind.

rm_EE407 42F
3903 posts
9/29/2005 9:03 am

AP... uhm... well... yes... lol

AlbertPrince 59M

10/1/2005 5:24 am

EE - duh ... uhm ... wtf ... yes ... lol

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