The ground rules  

AdventureBeckons 44M
117 posts
3/27/2006 8:17 pm

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3/29/2006 12:06 pm

The ground rules


I spent a little time thinking about my preferences when I first joined this site, and came up with some simple ground rules. While I do have a tendency toward dominance, I am fairly neutral and have none of the more extreme fetishes often closely associated with BDSM, particulary the ones associated with humiliation, which I neither wish to cause nor experience. I also am not turned on by pain, outside of a playful spanking, but easier to just rule it all out. I thought I could sum up the rules with the 3 Ps.

No Pee
No Poop
No Pain

Then I met a fellow member who brought to my attention that I had neglected Puke in my list. Christ, is that even on the menu? No thank you!

So, list amended:

No Pee
No Poop
No Pain
No Puke

And then I started getting propositioned by men. One of them even claiming to be straight. As I have said many times in my life, I have known since I was a young boy that I prefer girls. I had 3 girlfriends by age 6, and first tasted the fine flesh of a girl's lovely bits before I was old enough to know what I was licking. Too bad for her!

At any rate, list amended again:

No Pee
No Poop
No Pain
No Puke
No Penis

This list of mine came to mind because I was questioned by a new friend on my preferences. In all seriousness, she wanted to know if I had any tendency to being a crossdresser. Well, I do love Eddie Izzard, but, no, I have never had an interest in wearing women's clothing. And the world thanks me for it!

That brings me to today's amendment:

No Pee
No Poop
No Pain
No Puke
No Penis
No Pumps

The last addition is a little vague, I guess, because of course my partner is allowed to wear whatever shoes she is comfy in. She just can't ask me to wear them!

So there we have it, the SIX Ps. I am sure someone is going to come up with something nasty they want to do to me just to make me come up with another P. So, take your best shot!

libgemOH 57M/53F

3/28/2006 4:50 am

LMAO! Too Funny! -B


rm_dchoney74 43F

3/29/2006 4:18 am

i was completely with you until you added penis and pumps...I am all for both...in and on me, of course.


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