Mirror, mirror on the wall  

AdventureBeckons 44M
117 posts
3/18/2006 1:38 pm

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4/4/2006 5:16 am

Mirror, mirror on the wall

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Damn I sure look fine!
I can't blame those horny [girls],
I would make me mine!

- Pink "Respect"

That verse always cracks me up!

Note that I had to change the line from "boys" to "girls" so I didn't give the wrong impression to the men out there. Speaking of which, if you guys insist on sending me pictures of your penis, at least let it be something that will impress me. I can't imagine even a gay man thinking much of those li'l winkies. No, this is not an invitation for you to TRY to impress me.

Preparing for blind date #2. We're going to dinner but I was considering taking her out to see my friend's band play afterwards. My friend just called to warn me that he invited some of my ex's friends and that they are going to go. How awkward is that for a first date? Damn, I really would have liked to see them play, too.

How's that for a Catch-22? If the date sucks I can ditch her and go see the band - but I really shouldn't be thinking that way, should I? The glass is half full! The glass is half full! The glass is half full! Oh, fuck it. Who drank half my water?

catseyes23 62F

3/19/2006 12:07 am

"Oh, fuck it. Who drank half my water?"

You did. Your mind's gone blank thinking of that blind date! Have a great time.


_Safira 54F
11260 posts
3/19/2006 6:40 pm

Hey, Sweets! They were great last night ... and I met those friends.

Hope to see you at the next one!


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