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Aditi59 58F
398 posts
8/3/2006 6:09 pm

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9/7/2006 9:59 am

kinky horiscopes

While browsing through the blogs I came across

Kinky Horoscope and found that mine was very much like me! ~~~


Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

--Don't tease them. It will only piss them off. Taureans are realists. If you say that you are horny: Prepare to be fucked. Taureans are heavy indulgers, though. All forms of indulgence: Sex-drugs-wine-food...whatever their vice may be: they simply cannot get enough. They do not believe in moderation. They will fuck until they are sore. Taurus likes to have sex just for the sake of having sex. What they lack in originality, they make up for in stamina and endurance. Okay...so they may not be into bondage, okay? But they WILL lick you until you have at least three orgasms or until you pass out...whichever comes first. Taurus uses their tongue for EVERYthing...and I mean that. They love to lick people in whipped cream, alcohol, chocolate, flesh and candy???Bring it on! Caution: They are looking for a relationship so be kind to them.
They also have a BIG wet thing for scent. Sometimes they don't want a lover to bathe before sex. Or you may find them shaggin in a garden or a greenhouse...to smell the dirt: After all, they are Earth signs.



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rm_pussnballs4u 62M/55F
326 posts
8/3/2006 7:20 pm

Welcome to Blogland. Hope you have fun here. If you get a chance, come by for a visit at our blog.

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AughtMusedSpill 49M

8/4/2006 5:50 am

Until I pass out? Hmmm tell me more hahaha


wisguy88 45M
15 posts
8/6/2006 10:32 am

not into bondage either but everything else sounds great


rm_niko1682 54M

8/25/2006 5:52 am

I cheked mine (gemini) yes....it is like me!
Strange...I never thougt horoscopes were true


nwoh43506 63M

8/27/2006 5:51 pm

Well, I'm a Leo and mine is nothing like me!


BillsBuntsNests 49M
7 posts
8/29/2006 9:20 pm

Great pics on your profile and I luv the horoscope thanks for posting a link.


rm_tracker530 60M

9/3/2006 7:50 pm

Thanks for the link to kinky horoscopes, it was great fun reading them.....do you really like to fuck until you are soreb


rm_EYEzOnIt 49M
1 post
9/7/2006 9:58 am

Hello and thanks for the entertainment. I really enjoyed reading the "Kinky Horoscopes" and mine did describe me almost to a tee. I thought it was too odd to know how and what I like simply because the moon is full or it's summer or winter or whether or not the sky is clear, etc...so I continued reading other signs horoscopes and discovered I am a lot like all of them..lol. Oh yeah, I love to fuck until I'm sore also unless it is merely only a quickie. Isn't that a given? Have a great day...!!


lovestopleaseu69 57M
5 posts
11/5/2006 9:35 pm

Cancer (June 22 - July 22) --

This is the sign that needs to be cuddled. They may believe that they were born in the wrong period or century. They DWELL in the past...Victorian...Roman...Medieval...You name it.
They usually will only fuck at night...come to think of it...they fuck better at night anyway. Maybe its because they are ruled by the Moon. This is a sign that is looking for TRUE love...I mean REAL TRUE DEEP LOVE...that 'Romancing The Stone' Frikkin 'Wuthering Heights' kind of love. They probably cry at the end of any Jane Austen flick. They want to be swept off of their feet. They really do deserve it, too. They are constantly dumped on by previous past fucktard ex lovers that think they own them. Sometimes Cancers pick the wrong guy/girl and get beat up or emotionally hurt. Why? They think its what they deserve. Which is bullshit. They are wonderful people. They love water sports (jacuzzis/pools/showers/saunas/bathouses...) They want to be comfortable while fucking...oh sure the foreplay may have had you bent over a barstool...but when you get home they want comfy couches, beds, fluffy pillows, anything soft and fuzzy that is not a pet. Cancerians also have a horrible tendency to misplace their clothing. Highly Exhibitionistic. They live for Oral...as long as it tastes good. Karma Sutra honey dust is a good start...mints...ice cream..anything with sugar...fruit...Don't rush them they smolder. But when you get started, be ready for a long night. They like to play with ice cubes, too. Also nipples are a BIG thing for Crabs...they all secretly wish to get their nipples pierced. Can be submissive highly. Masturbation is where they get their bonus points at. Be warned: They like 'em YOUNG...so you better be ready to dress up like an Animation school boy/girl with a whip to keep 'em

Close... All but the night thing.. I love making love anytime...

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