in defense of muff divers  

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5/26/2006 11:59 am

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5/26/2006 11:59 am

in defense of muff divers


I believe I was about 12 when my father said, "I'd never put my dick somewhere I couldn't put my tongue." Now the old man never did too much for me, but those sage words of fatherly wisdom have stuck with me for years. That and "work hard and you'll succeed" are the two mandates that I still hold close to my heart. Even now that my father is gone, I can almost see him, almost hear his booming voice...."Son, don't ever put your dick where you wouldn't put your tongue..."

Maybe he screwed me up, maybe I obsess over it, maybe I was meant to be a lesbian.... whatever the case...one things for sure.... I'm a bona fide muff diver, y'all! I went down on a girl long before I ever lost my virginity and I was thrilled that very first time at the utter sexuality of it. Somehow having my tongue inside a woman's pussy is far more real, more carnal than fucking. I mean pausing from softly grinding her clit between my teeth to push my tongue as deep in her as possible...that....mmm that is something else.

Now mind you I like the fucking, but going down on a girl even makes that better. Once you've properly turned you lover into a quivering mass of orgasm, your cock is going to slide between her walls like skates on ice. She is going to feel beyond sensitive and the reactions you get as the fucking begins create instant excitement. I'm sure I don't have to mention how wet, how utterly receptive she will be by this point. It is so fucking good. I don't know. If you don't get it, you don't get it.

Now I can't think. My mind is a blur with imagery....Dammit! I've lost my conclusion... Fuck it. Get out there and eat pussy, all of you!

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